Okay, so I am in legit pain due to a chronic pain disorder but I cannot get anything for the pain, Tylenol/ibuprofen/Aleve and even kratom isn't cutting it. I have a diagnosis but the doctor I see is completely reluctant to prescribe even some tramadol. So my plan? I'm thinking of saying I fell down the stairs, dislocated my knee and hurt my hip, can't move, call an ambulance and be brought into the ER. Chances are they will actually find some knee/hip damage on x-ray. Morally though, how wrong is this? I just want a script for 20 or so tramadol or hydrocodone so I can be semi comfortable until I get in with a new pain management doctor. What do I do? Will this work? I have a history of dislocations, walk with a cane, etc so it would be believable. Any ideas? The reason for the ambulance is to be taken more seriously - most people with chronic illnesses are not taken seriously in the ER. Help.