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Men guilty over selling 'Whizzinator' for drug cheats

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Whizzinator...as made (more) famous by Howard Marks' hysterical mention in Señor Nice


TWO men who sold fake penises enabling drug cheats to give clean urine samples have pleaded guilty to conspiracy.

Gerald Wills and Robert Catalano, the president and vice president of Puck Technology, entered guilty pleas on Monday at a federal court in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

They were charged last month with selling the Whizzinator penis - a lifelike device used to emit clean, realistically warm urine instead of the user's true urine.

The device, sold on the internet, came with its own heating and Yellow River urine packs.

It was also available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black.

Wills, 65, and Catalano, 62, both from California, face sentencing on February 20 for conspiring to defraud the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, which administers federal workplace drug testing programs.

They face up to eight years in prison and a $US500,000 ($770,000) fine.

Puck Technology has stopped operating and their websites, whizzinator.com and gonumber1.com, are no longer available.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24709377-5005962,00.html
 
Could a new company get around selling something like this if they marketed it for people with pee fetishes?
 
AHAHAHAHAH

fake penises that leak fluids lol

$500,000 fine ?

I bet they get $3000 fine and 1 year bond ...

just because they sell that doesnt mean they say use it to cheat drug tests .. but The device, sold on the internet, came with its own heating and Yellow River urine packs........<---

thats why they got in trouble... but they would be in same trouble as someone selling a glass bong or similar ... slap on the wrist ..
 
This is a fucking awesome idea!!! fucking GO these guys, what fuckin mad cunts!!!

Props to them lol
 
They have been around for 10 years or so. There was always a full page ad in High Times.

That's why you have to have your pants down to your ankles when you get piss tested for sport.
 
So stupid. How hard is it to market this as a novelty item and let people figure it out for themselves?
 
I bet they get $3000 fine and 1 year bond ...


Don't forget, they put Chong (from Cheech and Chong) in jail for arguably less of a "crime"

US vs. Chong

In 2003, Chong was targeted by two American investigations code-named Operation Pipe Dreams and Operation Headhunter, which sought out businesses selling drug paraphernalia, mostly water pipes. Operation Pipe Dream was run from Pittsburgh, PA. US Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan oversaw the case. The estimated cost of Operation Pipe Dream was over $12 Million and included the resources of 2,000 law enforcement officers.[7]

Chong was charged for his part in financing and promoting Chong Glass/Nice Dreams, a company started by his son Paris. Chong’s case never went through a federal trial; instead Chong came to a settlement with US Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan’s office in which he admitted to distributing 7,500 bongs and water pipes on the Internet through Nice Dreams, a family company that was named for one of his movies. Chong agreed to plead guilty to one count of conspiracy to distribute drug paraphernalia in exchange for non-prosecution of his wife, Shelby, and his son, Paris. Chong fully cooperated with the government and was the first of the Operation Pipe Dreams defendants to plead guilty.[7]

At Chong’s sentencing, Assistant US Attorney Mary McKeen Houghton stated in her sentencing arguments that Tommy Chong "used his public image to promote this crime" and marketed his products to children.[8] US Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan also was present at the sentencing and released a statement to the press stating, "there are consequences for violating the law, even if the violator is a well-known entertainer like Thomas Chong."[7]

While Chong argued for community service and home detention at his sentencing, the district judge denied his requests and sentenced him to 9 months in federal prison, a fine of $20,000, forfeiture of $103,514, and the loss of all merchandise seized during the raid of his business.[8] Chong served his sentence in Taft Correctional Institution from October 8, 2003 to July 7, 2004.

From Wiki
 
^^
I remember reading on Overgrow that the police also found a substantial amount of cannabis at his residence when they executed the search but as that was not what they were there for they couldn't prosecute him for it. That was a while ago though hence the Overgrow reference.

If the operation had of been titled "Hardhat" or even "Lardass" instead of Headhunter it would have been interesting.
 
Ha ha, that article literally made me laugh out loud. Its a good idea... ejaculating dildo's sounds kinda gross though...
 
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