Benefit
Bluelighter
Hey xtcxtc, can I work for you? I have an IQ of 188. Let me know. Thanks.
Benefit said:Hey xtcxtc, can I work for you? I have an IQ of 188. Let me know. Thanks.
xtcxtc said:i have avoided having any girlfriends actually live with me for nearly 25 years.
last year my net of tax income ( basically i do not pay any as i do not live in any one country --- nor do i expect my 2 older children will either ) would have exceeded EUR100m.
zephyr said:If you live on a boat in the middle of the ocean and you never really dock anywhere then can you not ever pay any tax?
I have an IQ of 190 and I know how to sail. hire me instead!Benefit said:Hey xtcxtc, can I work for you? I have an IQ of 188. Let me know. Thanks.
xtcxtc said:After a night out on Sat night I slept until about 2:30pm Sun afternoon. Tried to nap a couple of hrs later but failed.
Essentially worked pretty much non stop from 2:30pm until now with about 3 hrs sleep Mon morning & 2 hrs last night + a few unsuccessful attempts. These manic work episodes seem to occur every few yrs.
Anyway in the wee hrs of Sun Mon morning the lightning was flashing & the thunder deafening when the voice of God spoke to me and said “Hey Alan the answer is right in front of you”
I said “say what & anyway who the fcuk are you as there is no God”.
He said “well sometimes I just pretend to be God to play with the dim witted but I am talking about the CEO you need”.
“Crazy motherfcuker” I said “just piss off & let me get some sleep”
“Whatever you wish” he said, “but the answer is you” then he disappeared into the clouds outside the window.
Should I believe him ?? Alan