I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he see's other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
We can just cuddle all night
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
La, la, la, la
It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
You don't care how big my ass is
Just how fabulous my dress is
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
La, la, la, la
You cry at movies on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when you're sad I'll dry your tears
'Cause I'll always think that you are phierce
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
I like cigarettes and that's no gag
But you'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite la, la, la, la
My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la