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schizopath

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Jonestown - Vladivostok

Löysin pullon povarist, tein ämmälle oharit, käynnistin audin, ajoin ryynikännis kolarin
Elämäni turhaa, ku sulttaanit runkkarin päässäni turbaani, jaloissa kumpparit
Mustaa addikti hupparis sportaan, ku Norjast takaperin Vladivostokiin konttaan
Toiminta pyörii ku tirehtöörit tivolis, rikolliset iloni on virost tuodut kiloni
Etkä sä tiedä mitään siitä kamast, mitä liikkuu aras pesukarhus seläs itärajal
Pakkasukko desomorfin pakkas lahjat pukinkonttii, Korvatunturil roskakorista voi todisteita tonkii
Ki-kidi-kilipää kissa, jonka seläs liikkuu aineet ja toivomuslistat
Itärajal kipittää jatkuvalla tripillä, miliisi jos kysyy, ei oo tietoa nimistä KRKDL, kovinta kamaa, pieni pesukarhu kohti Vladivostokia ravaa Itärajan takaa naamarit ja rautasahat, ja kaikki muu vitun paha tulee palaamaan takas
Tyhjennän kaljalavat, pilleripurkit tavaan ja jos pesukarhu palaa, tartun rautasahaan Death metal memphis on paskaa tavaa ja ku tuun takas rajan takaa, kirkkoja palaa

Vladivostok, Vladi Vladivostok, Edellee paskan oon valvonu viikkoi
Vladivostok, Vladi Vladivostok, Nään ympärilläni Varsovan liittoi
Vladivostok, Vladi Vladivostok, Puukotin halluissa itseeni viiltoi
Vladivostok, Vladi Vladivostok, Ja tein itelleni kolme elinsiirtoo

Matkustin Venäjälle musta paavi kuskina, kiitin kyydist, tukehdutin pään pussilla
Tervetuloo, sanoo Neuvostoliitot, seuraava siirto on keuloissa viikon Tulin tänne oikeestaan vaan kaman takia, en jätä muille, oon yhen miehen mafia
Lapset kadulla pelaa ryssärulettii, mä vaihoin aseet, laitoin joka reikään bullettii
Arvostan kuolemaa enemmän ku elämää, Stalin on jumala ja veri vetää Venäjää
Ja mitä rahal saa, ei vittu kiinnosta, se veis mun elämäni hukkaan jo viikossa
Lähen Rostovin kautta Vladivostokii, Ja mulle myytiin vittu mopo ilman moottorii
Kuljin pakkases Siperian läpi ja vetämällä käteen mä lämmitin käsii Ketä tuli vastaan, mä puukotin vatsaan, pistin ne syömään niiden omaa paskaa
Halusin turistina vieraanvarast palveluu, missä vodka ja naiset, täällä paleltuu
Dexmi ja ketamiini kyyditsee ja näkökenttä saa tuulilasipyyhkimet Pojat takas rajan takaa jonku ladal, otin kyytiin deson ja dopet on auton laval
 

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Ho Ho Ho Ho, Willam:

S. A. N. T A.
Ayyyy
Ho money
I want snow money
I want more money
I want your money (x2)

Once upon a time not long ago
Ho ho ho ho
Santa's hittin' it
Crossed me off his nut bucket list
All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on Santa's lap like a present, bitch
Ho ho ho ho
Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa likes to creep
Down ma chimney


I say, if we gonna fuck I want presents
Gotta a quarter ounce of weed and new dresses
Send a venmo to my email addresses
Make your holidays real fuckin' pleasant

Back to the point
December two-five in this bitch, it's the shit
Get me some hookers man, 'cause I'm rich
Look around
Thanksgiving passed, why you late
I'm Christmas lunch, you a passover plate

But I suck 'em though
Shiny knob just like Rudolph's ruddy nose
Gift wrappin' paper, that's for when he blows
Then take them gifts meant for them other hoes

Once upon a time not long ago
Ho ho ho ho
And Santa's gettin' it
Had me screaming
Jesus of Nazareth



All on the floor
And shit was gettin' lit
Miss Claus don't try it
Cause I'll fight a bitch
Ho ho ho ho

You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Give me whole milk?
Mmm, tastes great

You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Give me whole milk? (Yeah I'm a ho ho ho)
Mmm, tastes great

All night, snow trickin' ho
Turkey gettin' stuffed, spit roast
Wearin' summer clothes in the snow
Ho is life, can't get cold

And imma zipping it
My stockings hung with [?] if you're wearing it
Turn a trick, suck a dick, get the benefits
Buy some tits for a sick Make-a-Wish-a kid

Yeah I'm here, dick up in my rear
My heels, my top's gotta clutch some where
On mine, no hands, while I ride that beard
If it's good bring it back next year

D-d-double-u-I-L-L-A
M on the end swingin' round like hey
W-I-L-L-A
M on the end swingin' round like hey

Once upon a time not long ago
Ho ho ho ho
And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, good bucket list

All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap
Like a present, bitch
Ho ho ho ho

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa liked to creep
Down my chimney

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa liked to creep
Down my chimney

Ho ho ho is life, bitch
 

ChemicallyEnhanced

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[If you've never seen RPDR this will make zero sense]

AAA Girls - Heather

Once upon a time there were four girls and they were the most beautiful girls in the whole world. And their name...was Heather.

They wasn't thinking when they they let you sashay off the show
If they was judging right they never would have let you go
They didn't know talent
They was trippin'
Cool-aid sippin'
They was listening to Michelle
And all the fandom had to suffer here without your look
No "Henny this", no "Henny that" was so unwatchable
So they didn't crown you
And they didn't crown me
Girl, they'll crown anything

I've never fe-elt
The way that I've been feeling since they made that choice
How dare they tell you that your red outfit was not couture
What I wouldn't give to have you back for season 9
Not fair!

'Cause Stacey
When you left I lost some good TV
I'm still mad 'bout season 3
Come back Henny please, 'cause
Who the fuck is Heather?

Who else is gonna shake it, shake it, yeah, non stop?
Who else gonna eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt?
Who else gonna rep' the backswamp of North Carolina?
Oh Henny, Henny, who the fuck is Heather?

I can't sleep at night, Henny's all in my mind
Manila's on the radio
Singing "Hot Couture ho ho ho ho ho"
Wait a minute, this is too cheap (too cheap)
I gotta change the station

So I go online, scrolling Raja's page
See Delta's still serving face
I'm watching clips of you, and your glorious rack
No shade to Carmen Carrera, I want your big boobies back

I'm downin' fistfuls of my m&ms
Throwing shade, cryin'
Try'na figure out what they sent you home for
Bought a red velvet from the store

[buy Stacey Layne Matthews brand cake where available in great stores]
I lay your picture by my bedside, Stacey!

Still mad
When you left I lost some good TV
Who the fuck is Heather
Give me life on season 3
Come back Henny, Henny
'Cause who the fuck is Heather?
Who else gonna shake it, shake it, yeah, non stop
Who else gonna eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt?
Who else gonna rep the backswamp in North Carolina?
Oh, Henny, Henny, who the fuck is Heather, Stacey?

[This part featuring Stacey]

Still mad
When I left you fucked up season 3
Need me back on your TV
Oh, Henny, Henny, 'Cause who the fuck is Heather?
Imma shake it, shake, oh yeah, yeah, non stop
Imma eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt
Trya was okay, but my Mo'Nique was better
Oh Henny, Henny, who the fuck is Heather, Stacey?
 

ChemicallyEnhanced

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[to the tune of Jolene]

This song's about some poor white trash
Who swallowed trucker load for cash
Even though she was a big lesbian
Her brother put it in her mouth
That's how folks show love in the south
May it's just me, but that obscene!

Walking barefoot down the road
With unbrushed hair and slutty clothes
Cars would slow and ask "How much, Aileen?"
She hated men just like I do
But she had the balls to follow through
And became a serial killer named "Aileen"

Aileen, Aileen, Aileen, Aileeeeen
Letting fella's stick it anyplace
Aileen, Aileen, Aileen, Aileeeen
They'd shoot their load, she's shoot 'em in the face

Potato chips and butt hole drips
The movie's got so many clips
That made you look so ugly and unclean
Christina Ricci real toned down
And Charlize packed on 40 pounds
But she still looked nothing like you
I mean...

Aileen, Aileen, Aileen, Aileeen
So if you want an academy award
Aileen, Aileen, Aileen, Aileeeen
Just play a dirty dyke and killing whore
Aileen, Aileen, Aileen, Aileeen
I've got just one more thing that I should say
Aileen, Aileen, Aileen, Aileen
You're more famous than I'll ever be, so, yay
You
I guess
Still super dead
 

ChemicallyEnhanced

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He was born in the summer of his twenty-seventh year
Coming home to a place he'd never been before
He left yesterday behind him, you might say he was born again
You might say he found a key for every door
When he first came to the mountains his life was far away
On the road and hanging by a song
But the string's already broken and he doesn't really care
It keeps changing fast and it don't last for long

But the Colorado Rocky Mountain High
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullaby
Rocky Mountain High
(Colorado)
Rocky Mountain High
(Colorado)

He climbed cathedral mountains, he saw silver clouds below
He saw everything as far as you can see
And they say that he got crazy once and he tried to touch the sun
And he lost a friend but kept the memory
Now he walks in quiet solitude, the forests and the streams
Seeking grace in every step he takes
His sight is turned inside himself, to try and understand
The serenity of a clear blue mountain lake

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky Mountain High
(Colorado)
Rocky Mountain High
(Colorado)

Now his life is full of wonder, but his heart still knows some fear
Of a simple thing he can not comprehend
Why they try to tear the mountains down then bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

And the Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
I know he'd be a poor man if he never saw an eagle fly
Rocky Mountain High
Colorado Rocky Mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Friends around the campfire and everybody's high
Rocky Mountain High
(Colorado)
Rocky Mountain High
Rocky Mountain High
(Colorado)
Rocky Mountain High
 

katykattt

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earth i think
We treat mishaps like sinking ships, and
I know that I don't want to be out to drift
Well, I can see it in your eyes, like I taste your lips, and
They both tell me that we're better than this

Modest Mouse - “Little Motel”
 

schizopath

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The Killers - Show you how

You have one saved message
To listen to your messages, press one, to ch-
First saved message. message sent yesterday at 10:41 pm.

Ha
I gotta tell ya
I'll make it better
But I know there's somethin' I needed to say
When I was out, though
Maybe you were better alone
I know I'll make it home

She told me sweet thang
Run a labour
In your shoes
Touch me til I follow in love
I wanna help her
Maybe we were better alone
I wanna show you how

And then we walked out
Make it made now
I said I want it but I never alone
I wanna show you
Maybe we were somethin' uncool
I wanna make you sing

Uh uh oh
Uh uh oh

Uh uh oh
 
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4Karl2Hungus0

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Gonna Get Better — Genesis
_________________________________________
_________________________________________
So reach out, hands in the air
Don't care just what they're sayin'
Hold out, just keep on hoping against hope
That it's gonna get better

Don't worry, there's no hurry for you or for me
Cause everything's gonna come around
Shout out, someone's gonna listen to you, to me
Someone's gonna see, yeah yeah

If it's gonna get better, it starts with a feeling
If it's gonna get better, it's gonna take time
If it's gonna get better, we've gotta start now
'Cause I know, everybody can see it
And I know, everybody can feel it
And it shows in our shows, I'm not dreaming

Because you know and I know, it's time for change, yeah
 

4Karl2Hungus0

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By Your Side — Sade
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You think I'd leave your side baby
You know me better than that
You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees
I wouldn't do that
I'll tell you you're right when you want
Ha ah ah ah ah ah
And if only you could see into me
Oh, when you're cold
I'll be there
Hold you tight to me
When you're on the outside baby and you can't get in
I will show you you're so much better than you know
When you're lost and you're alone and you can't get back again
I will find you darling and I will bring you home
And if you want to cry
I am here to dry your eyes
And in no time
You'll be fine
You think I'd leave your side baby
You know me better than that
You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees
I wouldn't do that
I'll tell you you're right when you want
Ha ah ah ah ah ah
And if only you could see into me
Oh when you're cold
I'll be there
Hold you tight to me
Oh when you're low
I'll be there
By your side baby
Oh when you're cold
I'll be there
Hold you tight to me
Oh when you're low
I'll be there
By your side baby
 

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The Name Game (AHS Edition)

Sister Jude? It's me, Lana. Lana Banana? Do you know your name?

The name game
Judy!
Judy, Judy, bo Budy
Banana fana fo Fudy
Fee Fi mo Mudy
Judy!
Lana!
Lana bana bo Bana
Banana fana fo Fana
Fee Fi mo Mana
Lana!
Come on everybody
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I came make a rhyme
Out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F
Or an M will appear
And then I say Bo add a B
Then I say the name
And banana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again
With an F very plain
And a Fee Fi and a Mo
And I say the name again
With and M this time
And there isn't any name
That I can't rhyme
Pepper
Pepper, Pepper, bo Bepper
Banana Fanna fo Fepper
Fee Fi mo Mepper
Pepper
But if the first two letters
Are ever the same
I drop them both
And say the name like:
Bob
Bob, drop the B's Bo Ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo Red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo Ary
That's the only rule that is contrary
Okay?
Now say Bo
(Bo!)
Now Tony with a B
(Bony!)
Then Banana Fanna Fo
(Banana Fanna Fo!)
Then you say the name again with an F very plain
(Fony!)
Then a Fee Fi and a Fo
(Fee Fi Fo)
Then you say the name again with an M this time
(Mony!)
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme
Kit!
Kit, Kit bo Bit Banana Fanna Fo Fit
Fee Fi Mo MIt
Kit!
The name game
 

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The Name Game (BL Edition)

@schizopath !
Schizo, Schizo bo Bitszo
Banana Fanna Fo Fitzo
Fee Fi Mo Mitzo
Schizo
@Captain.Heroin !
Captain, Captain bo Baptin
Banana Fanna Fo Faptin (giggle)
Fee Fi Mo Maptin
Captain
@CoastTwoCoast t!
Coast, Coast Bo B
oast
Banana Fanna Fo Foast
And a Fee Fi and a Most
Coast
@Painful One
Painful, Painful Bo Bainful
Banana Fanna Fo Fainful
Fee Fi Mo Mainful
Painful
But if the first two letters
Are ever the same
I drop them both
And say the name like:

@mal3volent !
Mal, Mal, drop the M Ma Al
Banana Fanna Fo Fal


TBC.....xD
 
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Little ass! I mean big ass! You should be on the song too.

Haha I'll do another in a minute with me and some others xD it's stuck in my head anyway. I made the mistake of singing the OG version for my 2 year old niece and now she makes me sing it to her OVER AND OVER lmao.
If I put you in it, though, that's a COMPLIMENT :D <3
 

schizopath

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You clearly just dont give yourself enough credit! Also Id fuck like half of bluelight... some of them just more viscerally.
 

etherealserial

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Blue
Songs are like tattoos
You know I've been to sea before
Crown and anchor me
Or let me sail away
Hey Blue
And there is a song for you
Ink on a pin
Underneath the skin
An empty space to fill in
Well there're so many sinking
Now you've got to keep thinking
You can make it thru these waves
Acid, booze, and ass
Needles, guns, and grass
Lots of laughs
Lots of laughs
Everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way to go well
I don't think so, but I'm
Gonna take a look around it though Blue
I love you
Blue
Here is a shell for you
Inside you'll hear a sigh
A foggy lullaby
There is your song from me
 

etherealserial

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I'm drinking sweet champagne
Got the headphones up high
Can't numb you out
Can't drum you out of my mind
They're playing, Goodbye baby, Baby Goodbye,
Ooh, ooh, love is blind
Up go the flaps, down go the wheels
I hope you got your heat turned on baby
I hope they finally fixed your automobile
I hope it's better when we meet again baby
Star bright, star bright
You got the lovin' that I like, all right
Turn this crazy bird around
I shouldn't have got on this flight tonight
 
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