Life lessons (learn from everyone else mistakes)

[Urbanhog]

Never eat three big fat 12-15 cm wide golden tops without testing its potency first.

 

[sourlemone]

<i>- dont smoke cones in a portable class room in a primary school</i>

i'm guilty of that. seaview public, we love you

my tip: be very wary of fire stairs in apartment blocks. You can't get out once you're locked in, trust me...and don't think that drinking your case and leaving the box is gonna keep the door open, or one bottle wedged in the lock will either...cos it's not gonna work. Also don't rely on communication between buddies 14 floors apart, it'll lead to grief

 

[UnSquare]

Doomed I Tells Ya

^^^

It's really reassuring to think that
if there actually was a fire
my kind would be doomed.

In fact we'd all be doomed.
Doomed to non-eternal fires of killing & death.

sourlemone
I really dig your avatar

Shouldn't someone be doing something
about these deathtraps that are going to doom us all?

Good thing there's no fire around.

But if there is...
Doomed.

 

[astrosmurf]

^^ and with all that alcohol in your system, you've got no chance UnSquare

 

[UnSquare]

Doomed.

 

[Grep]

Never try racing your car around wet bends after its been raining and thinking that just because you have low profiles and wide rims that it wont hit the curb, fly thru the air and smash into something.

 

[BayCityRolla]

Always knock before entering your parents bedroom.....As you could get
the shock of your life.......as I did some years ago



BCr

 

[mobj]

When you're about to hock a large, satisfying gob of spittle on to the pavement, make sure it comes out of the front of the mouth and that you're not spitting against the wind... =/