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Zephyn

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Forgive me if there is another thread for this. I was surprised not to find it.

Lets write a story together a few words, paragraphs, or sentences or however much you want to contribute at a time, then in a while we will pull it all together into a single post. Be as silly, delusional, serious as you want. Feel free to derail.

I'll start:

The year is 3015. Misfits, scientists, religious fanatics, and occult practitioners have gathered for a "special event" to "change their circumstance" (many had just stumbled into this could-be disaster by happenstance through classified ads on social media or pamphlets wheatpasted to poles outside the homeless shelter promising a better life). They were experimenting with opening a portal to another dimension. Unfortunately, most folks were unable to perceive the beings coming from the other side unaided. Being in a ghetto on the west side of Harlem, most attendants were local, and as such, considered the use of the reality-bending supplements containing the drug 2C-3PO "that otha shyt", and wouldn't consider partaking, yet still wanted to experience communion with the 6,500 year old sentient beings from the Sirius star system (mostly as a method of relieving the suffering of life on planet earth, and as a way to enter into higher consciousness or Samadhi). The organizers of the portal opening ritual (dubbed the "association of endoterrestrial invocation and higher rectal research to aid in the dissolution of lower levels of consciousness in government agencies" - a bunch of stinking neo-christian spooks experimenting on the emotionally disadvantaged if you asked most initiates present that day) considered spiking the drinks of the minervals and other scrappy rappers that were in attendance, but the ethics committee forbid directly dosing people with psychedelic drugs without their consent, on top of the fact that 2C-3PO had been found to only be effective at imprinting enough of a paradigm of open mindedness to open such a portal when used anally. The only solution they could come up with was sheparding everyone present into a chamber and filling it with an odorless gas that contained a solution of super potent amphetamines and benzodiazapines, which got everyone so intoxicated with sheer bliss, that the idea of letting the High Priest stick an oral syringe into their ass and filling it with hot creamy 2C-3PO started to seem less and less abhorrent. One by one they approached the altar, dropped their knickers, bent over and...
 
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neversickanymore

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I would have been paying attention to this magnificent holy interstellar alter plug, but the short freckled brunette dressed entirely in blue leather had stolen my full attention. Someone could have shot me and I would not have noticed. What is a goddess like this doing at this freak show. I did not have the choice and the amp gas was spurring me on so i predatorily approach her. Oh God nice boots.. yeah you need to keep those on no matter.. wait my computer enhancements warn NOT REGESTDERED, That's not possible. How....
 
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Zephyn

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I would have been paying attention to this magnificent holy interstellar alter plug, but the short freckled brunette dressed entirely in blue leather had stolen my full attention. Someone could have shot me and I would not have noticed. What is a goddess like this doing at this freak show. I did not have the choice and the amp gas was spurring me on so i predatorily approach her. Oh God nice boots.. yeah you need to keep those on no matter.. wait my computer enhancements warn NOT REGESTDERED, That's not possible. How....
how the hell am I supposed to function with this glitchy technology. I should have never got the chip implant. While she could obviously pick up on my predatory vibes, she knew she had some of her own - moreover, she was unregistered, so there was no way the FBIKGBIAQ would hold her accountable. While personally I was middle-second-to-last-almost-high-upper-class and had never shot dope before, she was a "dirty kid", a gutter gremlin, and when she asked me "want to try some of this carmethyltrihexyfentadope #65, intravenously, its kind of my fetish to give someone their first shot, and we can knock boots after", i wasn't sure i could resist. I mean it would be so worth it - or so I thought...(Secretly she planned on marrying me and manipulating me into an addiction so that I could pay for her dope from now on, I would later find out... id also learn about 9 months later she was not in fact surgically sterile as she would inform me,, but ill get to that later). Reluctantly, I let her stick a needle in my arm - I guess it was true, she shot me and I hardly noticed - not having completed my phlebotomy course that was required back in middleschool these days, and being inept with a rig myself.. I'm only 17, and she is at least 40 by the looks of it, but hot stuff nonetheless. As soon as she pushed the plunger, my eyes rolled back into my skull and I felt the rush (REGISTED flashing everywhere on my computer enhancements, starting to glitch out even more and become fainter and fainter - good maybe this will deactivate the implant) - likely more pleasurable than those idjits taking star trek phenethylamines up the tooter by that freak in the lab coat the "High priest". I started to nod out, straight into her Double D rack - and shed got the sexiest third nipple body mod in her time on the streets - within seconds, i was floored, i could barely breathe - I think I had too much--
 
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Instantly the computer enhancement wake up feature destroyed that dream and sends me obstinately reeling into this mornings reality. Yes the ceremony goes off tonight and I'm guesting with full honor. That's tonight, This morning is gorgeous and the bay is glass. Four Stoli fresh squeezes' screw drivers compliment a huge mushroom melody and cheese omelet. Two Parliament lites and two gaggers of fire Peruvian flake and i'm functional. Watching the day break on the a Caribbean costs beauty.

Its a big day so much needs to,,,,,

Yes the ceremony goes off tonight
 
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But that night never came. I'm getting really anxious now, starting to wonder if the whole thing was a dream? If the High Priestess even exists? Hell, I even seem to be living in a house in a jungle. This is fucking weird. Must have been a dream.

I turned on the TV - people chatting dressed as 21st century Scots. Pick up the newspaper.

"PARTY SCAM POSTERS TAKEN DOWN" - it says. Thank fuck. Is this pataphysics? Am I everyone? I live in a fucking jungle. SCP-3999 - read it and weep.
 
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Zapp the holopaper shocked me and this time it was not from disgust over its tabliod disinformation content. You have to be a willingly butchered sheep to fall for that feed.

Piss on all this life for now. I need a shower. That's right I still have a highly illegal bathing apparatus called the shower. It jets gallons of warmed H20 over me every minute. I load up a favorite holoporn with three of the hottest shortys of all time and we jettison decadence into the forming fog..
 
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Zephyn

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I've had it. This porn wasn't even made from real people, I might as well fuck a robot. I hadn't stooped that low yet. This is depressing. I can't tell if its releiving or even more pressure that every couple blocks has a euthanasia booth. Id be lying if I said I didn't think about it sometimes. If not just for the sheer pleasure of being suffocated by xenon. I mean, come on, breathing that shit or even pure oxygen would be better than taking another sniff of this polluted wasteland. At least they were trying to turn things around, trying to preserve the small amount of clean water left by banning showers. Most people had taken to those new flame baths but not me.. fucking five minutes out and it smells like fucking fish again. Is that my upper lip again? Who cares.

I think I'm going to check out that party scam even if it means giving some sort of credence to that creep the "High Priest". Maybe I'll get laid.
 

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LESBIAN ROBOT POLICE QUARTZ SECTOR 21209, MOON BASE 1, MAGENTA.

That's where i work and i flew there using a tramp's clothes as fuel, jungle tramps clothes. House arrest. Chained her to a chain tree.
I went to the police stations library and walked up to the SCP-2177 instance.
"Hi Susan" said Jimjam the SCP-2177 instance, smiling at me.
"Want to see our new documents?" ------- "Go on." I said.

MAN FINDS PIECE OF CAKE IN BATH

MAN EATS A CAKE

MAN EATS A PIE

MAN FOUND DEAD INSIDE CAKE
 
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