When I got put in jail for 6 months and had a 500mg a day habit of Oxycodone along with a 24mg day habit of Xanax I got smart well not to smart ,but knew what I was in for if I had to go without . The opiate withdraw even from 500mg Roxies a day is a walk in the park compared to what I knew was coming with the benzo withdrawal . Right before the day I had to go to jail literally I bought 120 40 mg methadones broke each one in fours for the most part , and all I could get was 160 10mg Valiums . Some days I took 20mg Valium ,and some I took a half. What I did ,and I don't advise this ;because I am sure it could clog you , and that means surgery ,and I am pretty sure some are going to make a joke out of this ,but brother I was the only one in jail high for 6 months straight ,and I seen some in with me literally having seizures from the benzo withdrawal and other withdrawing from over 3 grams a day habit of smack that looked as if there life was being pulled right out of them laying on the cold hard concrete floor . Now heres what I did ,and laugh if you want ,but it saved me.
I used saran wrap and warped all the pill up really really tightly in the shape of a dildo crushing a few as to be expected in the process then melted some hot plain white candle wax . You know the Big long plain white candles you can get at the dollar store for $1 . Melted it down and dipped this dildo looking shaped thing in it and pulled it out let it dry ,and repeat a few more times until it has a few mm of wax on it . Now I know there is food grad wax you can buy so if you can find some use that ,but these where desperate times ,and I did not manage to find any . This is no lie I know its funny. I was living on luck ,and hope that one day I would shit this object out . I had to use some of me and my wifes KY to ram it up my ass ,but I managed to get it.
Well got scared for a day but after getting all settled into my cell I started having huge I mean crippling pains the whole first day in jail ,but the next day I shit it out ,and managed to keep my stash pretty well hidden . In between my stash I had ,and the mail I got in that had crushed roxies in it I was ,and did pretty good . The last month in jail I went without any Benzo I jumped straight off of 20mg day of Valium ,and luckily only had a few bad nights of no sleep ,and think god no Seizures . For the opiate part I pretty much stayed fucked up the whole time in jail with roxies ,and methadone . I even had several nods in jail . Go figure . Nothing mattered to me in jail all I knew is I felt good . The 6 months flew by ,and I am a very lucky guy to have not been caught .
Go ahead piss yourself in laughter !