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Fight! Join the Debate - Pirates vs Ninjas

Who would win?

  • A Ninja

    Votes: 33 41.8%
  • A Pirate

    Votes: 27 34.2%
  • A Pirate in a Ninja Gundam

    Votes: 9 11.4%
  • Neither, I'm off to play with my legos

    Votes: 10 12.7%

  • Total voters
    79

We_come1

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inonzi_prowler said:
ninja pirates would be such a paradox, they'd explode at the instant of their creation.

Could be a Jekyll and Hyde situation brought on by alcohol. Enter the Pub stealthy and deadly only to exit leaving a trail of destruction, rape and pillage.
 

masaz

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Ninjas, definitely.

Though ninja pirates IS an interesting concept.

But then they'd form an army and overthrow the world.

Oh well. I can dream :(
 

Goodmane

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We_come1 said:
Could be a Jekyll and Hyde situation brought on by alcohol. Enter the Pub stealthy and deadly only to exit leaving a trail of destruction, rape and pillage.

Actually, when a ninja daddy loves a pirate mommy, you know how it goes. The result would be a ninja pirate baby.

No female pirates you say? just check this out then. :D
 

masaz

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WTF THERE ARE LEGO NINJAS HOW DID I MISS THIS?

My life is complete <3
 

Alien

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Oh please.

Everyone know's that Ninjas are cool.

And by cool, I mean totally sweet.

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.
 

7zark7

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We_come1 said:
Could be a Jekyll and Hyde situation brought on by alcohol. Enter the Pub stealthy and deadly only to exit leaving a trail of destruction, rape and pillage.

I know plenty of people who do that already. ;)
 

inonzi_prowler

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all you fuckers will who voted pirates will be sorry when silent black death in slippers comes and slices you IN HALF.

IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

WHILE YOU PEE YOURSELF AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.
 

tambourine-man

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Fear the dreaded (if ever-so-slightly camp looking) pirate....

 

happyus

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i would love to be a pirate....sword, eye patch and corsets......argh me hearties!!!!!
 

madness00

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Definitely the Ninja.

Who cares about the lifestyle of the pirate, and their "interesting" character. Ninjas are.. things too, and just because they dedicate their life to the art of stealth, camouflage and sabotage, doesn't mean they have any less richer a life. In fact, I would argue they have even richer lives because they don't need to be showy to be effective. It all comes from within, and they love what they do (this is what they told me). I would argue that more pirates go rogue, because of clashing egos and big personalities. Ninjas just mind their own business.. And practice guerrilla warfare, which is fucking cool.

Nevertheless, I voted pirate in a ninja gundam, because Why Not? Synergy? Harm Reduction? One of those.
 
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Xorkoth

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Ninja, no question. Pirates individually aren't anything special, just your run-of-the-mill swashbucklers. Ninjas, on the other hand, are fucking ninjas.
 
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