Television It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Guys check out this cool gown woah you can really let your ass breathe.

 

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How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar... was to bang you. Get outta here. Get the hell outta here!

 

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In what scenario would you not eat the cat food?

 

[deficiT]

I've been poisoned by my constituents.

 

[deficiT]

WILD CARD BITCHES

 

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I'm going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

These are my tools! I like to bind! To be bound!

 

[deficiT]

I keep an onion in my pocket to help me cry if I need to pretend to express emotion

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Don't you remember feelings?

Yeah, dude, i have them every day of my life.

 

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Cat in the wall? Now you're talking my language.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Dee.. You bitch.

 

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The party is in the cemetery.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

She's mashing it

 

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You put salt on it. It's supposed to shrivel up.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Filibuster

 

[ions]

I’m loving this canned wine thing.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

I'm going to show your wife what its lile to be in a Really. Big. House.

 

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Groban likes his ladies to pop.

 

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Ah aha ha hahahahahaha.
I was that little boy that little baby boy was me.
I once was a boy but now I am a man.
I fought the nightman lived as day man now I'm here to ask for your hand
So will you marry me man marry me.
Won't you come on stage and join me
In this thing called matrimony
Do no say no please say yes won't you marry me?

 

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I thought we could slip into a hotel room, and you two, could split me open, like a coconut.