Is Washing Your Hands Really Necessary After Taking A Dump?

Gormur

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Agreed (about the flushable wipes). Only way to go if you can afford them.

Dunno what your options are in Pasadena (or the rest of the USA for that matter) are. Over here in South Africa: public toilets don't exist anymore (except on the beaches of coastal cities and you're more likely to get attacked or catch some weird tropical disease from putting your arse on the seat) so here, if you find yourself under extreme pressure (no pun intended), you're relegated to using toilets at filling stations (or best case scenario shopping centers) (or if you're really lucky enough to know to which hotel you can sneak into). At filling stations one of two things can happen i.e. either there's NO toilet paper or it's single ply (single ply coming with it's own shortcomings). And in most cases and even after a shit and having accidentally pushed your fingers through the single ply: the taps and basins are dirtier than your hands so there's not much point! Lol!

Sometimes you try get brave (usually after a long LONG business lunch) and try make it home in time. I've botched that twice in my life. You'd be surprised at how much shit (usually a mixture of garlic and peri-peri prawns, or shrimps as you may call them, and rum and Coke) you underwear can hold! You just have to exit the vehicle VERY slowly and carefully so as to not mess on the seat. But then again: as I understand it most Americans wear boxers so you'd be fucked i.e. it'd run down the legs, overflow from the shoes, and run all over the carpet in the car! Lol! And the real fun comes when you have to now undress very carefully so as to now not get shit everywhere in your own bathroom in order to have a shower i.e. at that point a bath is out of the question! Lol!
Haha It's pretty similar here regarding public toilets, although it sounds worse there with the tropical diseases. Gas stations are hit and miss though usually fairly clean

I only wear long underwear and in the Winter. I have one pair of boxers but never wear them, too warm for me. Anyway now I'm off-topic so I'll end here
 

TheInvisibleStoner

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Sometimes you try get brave (usually after a long LONG business lunch) and try make it home in time. I've botched that twice in my life. You'd be surprised at how much shit (usually a mixture of garlic and peri-peri prawns, or shrimps as you may call them, and rum and Coke) you underwear can hold! You just have to exit the vehicle VERY slowly and carefully so as to not mess on the seat. But then again: as I understand it most Americans wear boxers so you'd be fucked i.e. it'd run down the legs, overflow from the shoes, and run all over the carpet in the car! Lol! And the real fun comes when you have to now undress very carefully so as to now not get shit everywhere in your own bathroom in order to have a shower i.e. at that point a bath is out of the question! Lol!
This is fucking gold. Cannot stop laughing. You tell it so funny.

I never shit in my pants lol. At least on purpose. Dope withdrawal farts that blew a hole through my briefs did happen.
 

dalpat077

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This is fucking gold. Cannot stop laughing. You tell it so funny.

I never shit in my pants lol. At least on purpose. Dope withdrawal farts that blew a hole through my briefs did happen.
True story that (twice)! Lol! It helped that both cars had leather seats too I'll tell you i.e. things could have been way worse! Lol!
 

dalpat077

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Don't you also think it's such a waste of time? Like it's a few minutes of your life that you're never going to get back? Lol!

Same thing as filling your car from empty (especially when it's a big car with a large and empty tank), waiting for your tires to be checked and pumped, having a shit, taking a piss, standing in queues, waiting in line at a doctor's appointment, stuff like that. Time you'll never get back and while you could be doing something useful and productive! Lol!

The best part about the topic and I don't know if it's been mentioned already but I ain't reading through sixteen pages of shit (no pun intended) to find out! Fun fact: people go to sooo much trouble to wash their hands thoroughly with lovely scented soap, shake 'em off, dry them with paper towels (hopefully i.e. those air dryers have been proven to actually recirculate bacteria), smell them and they smell oh so good, AND THEN THEY GO TO THE DOOR AND OPEN IT WITH THE DOORKNOB with those squeaky clean and shiny and aromatic hands! Lol! And, well, you may as well wipe your arse purely with your own fingers, lick them off, and just leave without washing your hands i.e. the end result is the same (and dare I say more environmentally friendly)! Lol! (Point being that it's been proven that the dirtiest spot in any toilet is actually the doorknob or handle i.e. some tests have even shown semen mixed with shit and piss on doorknobs and handles in bathrooms) (escalators as well by the way)! Lol!

Hope you're reading this while eating your early morning breakfast! Lol!
 
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TheInvisibleStoner

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I remember reading about this test they did back in the day. Some restaurants would have those little mints or candies in the bowl by the cashier. They found like 5% urine in there. People going to bathroom before they leave, reach in to get a candy, leave piss behind. No clue how. What are they pissing on their hand and leaving it dripping? Doesn't make sense lol

As for the door. I just use my foot.
 

dalpat077

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I remember reading about this test they did back in the day. Some restaurants would have those little mints or candies in the bowl by the cashier. They found like 5% urine in there. People going to bathroom before they leave, reach in to get a candy, leave piss behind. No clue how. What are they pissing on their hand and leaving it dripping? Doesn't make sense lol

As for the door. I just use my foot.
For some reason or the other I remember the mint thing too now that you mention it! Lol!
 

Alex_1991

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Whàt about if you take a piss
I personally wait until I have to shit and get it all done at once. Saves time, and I don’t wash. I don’t even go to the toilet half the time I just stew in my filth in an adult diaper, which I don’t change. Its hard to spin bowls on bluelight with such distractions Ike using a washroom or washing my hands or changing my nappy.

Im feeing a poofter right now so now it’s time to piss and shit myself, I hope. Don’t want to waste my energy just merely pissing.

So why do meth connoisseurs like myself get such a bad rap? I can gangbang out my holes, into my diaper, freestyle my pissy and shitty thug life, spit it out my dick and ass like bullets I’ll shoot anyone ya bitties!

I’m a crip and a blood, that shitty was bloody and the stench is crippling.. not washing!
 
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