So I've thinking long and hard about how to score some goodies at an ER, and here's the best I got:
My plan is to generously rub emla cream (a topical anaesthetic containing 5% lidocaine and 5% prilocaine) on my forearem, and when it's nice and numb boil about a cup of oil and pour it on it. That should get me some nice 2nd degree burns on an area large enough to warrant a visit to the ER. It's even possible it gets me hospitalized. That would surely mean some good constant IV shit.
I'm sure there are easier ways, but frankly I'm a terrible actor (so miss me with that kidney stone shit) and I'd rather not break any bone.
My plan is to generously rub emla cream (a topical anaesthetic containing 5% lidocaine and 5% prilocaine) on my forearem, and when it's nice and numb boil about a cup of oil and pour it on it. That should get me some nice 2nd degree burns on an area large enough to warrant a visit to the ER. It's even possible it gets me hospitalized. That would surely mean some good constant IV shit.
I'm sure there are easier ways, but frankly I'm a terrible actor (so miss me with that kidney stone shit) and I'd rather not break any bone.