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Is there such thing as "Healthy Natural Meth" from a local farm?

LadyAlkaline said:
Lithium has to be used with ammonia and lye
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Doesnt have to be, although for the shake and bake, yes.

What does the product of shake and bake look like? Is it crystalline or powdery? Can't imagine you'd get large crystals that way, but i dont know.
 
negrogesic said:
Doesnt have to be, although for the shake and bake, yes.

What does the product of shake and bake look like? Is it crystalline or powdery? Can't imagine you'd get large crystals that way, but i dont know.
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Its powdery. I mean it's crystalline as in it looks like salt, but the end product is basically shake. I imagine if you had enough product and let it dry long enough it would make crystals. It cracks and everything
 
Since we have all these chefs on here at once i just wanna say i'd be happy to play guinea pig for the sake of science.
 
negrogesic said:
What does the product of shake and bake look like? Is it crystalline or powdery? Can't imagine you'd get large crystals that way, but i dont know.
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I've always been curious about that myself. I assumed the end result was nasty biker crank.
 
I wonder at what discount shake and bake sells relative to crystalline methamphetamine shards. Ive only bought crystalline meth, I'd be skeptical about buying methamphetamine that looks like table salt. Its gotta to be dirty too I would imagine.

I wonder if it feels different. Maybe the lithium contamination takes the edge off of it a bit (lithium has a calming effect, ive tried it before, its sort of a drunkenness, kind of reminds me vaguely of pregabalin).
 
ions said:
Pseudoephedrine red phosphorous and iodine in maybe hexanes would yield methamphetamine. I believe you can substitute those for elemental lithium and pseudo. Or there’s the p2p cook which uses phenylacetone and methylamine with maybe hydrobromic acid to yield meth. Similar to a mdma path.
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Hexanes being non polar won't dissolve the ephedrine unless it's in freebase form which it needs to not be.
 
negrogesic said:
I wonder at what discount shake and bake sells relative to crystalline methamphetamine shards. Ive only bought crystalline meth, I'd be skeptical about buying methamphetamine that looks like table salt. Its gotta to be dirty too I would imagine.

I wonder if it feels different. Maybe the lithium contamination takes the edge off of it a bit (lithium has a calming effect, ive tried it before, its sort of a drunkenness, kind of reminds me vaguely of pregabalin).
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Some of the BEST dope i've ever had looked like damp table salt, in that it was very shakey but obviously crystal meth, and fresh. It could've been shake n bake now that i think about it.
It beat the snot out of any of the cartel shit, whatever it was.
 
tweakerguy said:
Some of the BEST dope i've ever had looked like damp table salt, in that it was very shakey but obviously crystal meth, and fresh. It could've been shake n bake now that i think about it.
It beat the snot out of any of the cartel shit, whatever it was.
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Shake and bake can be bang ass mf dope if you're not an idiot when you cook it.
 
Here's the original text I was referring to written by someone named jacked:


I stood up and walked to the narrow opening of my cave. Peering out trying to judge the
horizon for a sign. A sign from the gods, warning me to get ready for their arrival,
The sign my mentor said would be there when I was to mix the chemicals.
It seems tonight would not be the night, I was tired of waiting, everything had been prepared.
But I had to keep everything ready, because it was a storm I awaited.
This area is beset with rapidly appearing storms, seemingly arising from no where.
I went back and rested, thinking about everything I have learned .
I recall the long days of waiting while perfect ephedrine crystals formed from slow evaporation of alcohol in this dark cave.
I have been working for months , preparing for a cook that would change my life.
I prepared 100% pure natural ingredients, using the equipment found in this cave once used by an ancient alchemist, yes nature was my lab.
Iodine sublimated came from sea kelp ash.
Ephedrine from the Ephedra bushes growing in the south and west..
The Red Phosphorous from ancient human excrement that had been fermented an boiled down to solid, by some unknown alchemist over 100 years ago.
Rainwater for pure, naturally distilled water collected drop by drop.
I used the suns heat to sublime my Iodine each day it shined through the mouth of the cave.
Then I reformed the crystals in the chill of the night . A process that took months to gather enough, for this sacred reaction.
This has been a grueling experience but I know, it will be worth it.
I must keep the faith. Never give up. Always be ready.

You see, this is not just any cook. It is to be blessed by the gods.
Every thing must be the way my mentor said it must be. Or else I will perish in a shower of hot chemicals and deadly gasses. Everything had to be just right to receive the blessing of Light, and to be accepted by the Gods.
After months of alchemy tactics, I had enough precursors to achieve a reaction of 42 grams. "One for every year of my life." Everything has been purified to the best possible anywhere on this earth.
I have never seen any finer reagents.
In the past , I have shook down some scary demons in my dreams, from the dark side of the flask.
To let them escape this time would mean certain death from liquid heat and gas.. But I was ready.
I worked hard, I felt confident , I new the gods were watching me prepare for them.

The desert was dry, a hot sea of heat waves that appeared to roll to me one afternoon as I fell into a deep sleep.
It was around 2 am when I was awakened by a distant rumbling, my mind still hazy from sleep I wasn't sure of what I was hearing, When suddenly a flash of light lit the opening of the cave up like daylight, then a crash that shook the ground.
Damn, it is time and I was asleep, I had just a few minutes to do what I waited all this time for.

As fast as I could, I retrieved my pure precursors from the back of the dark cave, swiftly mixing them together.
I was almost ready.
As the lightning and thunder got closer. I had mixed the powders and potions in as perfect a proportion, as possible, having to guess at the humidity and barometric pressure, and the net ionic atmospheric negative charge..

According to legend, the ritual, opens a portal between hell, earth, and heaven.
At first the evil spirits try and push out from hell exiting the flask invading earth and heaven , unleashing failure and certain humiliation. Leaving a stench, fumes, acid chemicals , a state of dryness consuming all things, ravaging all the honey on earth and leaving behind only a useless amine.

If controlled, the evil stays in the flask and soon The battle reverses and the forces of good pull it back together, and restore natural order, with one change , I get an endless supply of speed.
MMMMmuuuuuuuaaaahahaha no time to laugh now.

Everything was at stake now, and the storm was moving in fast. I had forgotten my leather mittens, there would be no time to get them, my hands would be unprotected.... Fuck it.., let 'em burn.
I rushed to seal the flask , then gently picked the flask up carrying it to
the entrance were outside I have made a separate rock altar for cooking.
As I stepped outside, lightening danced across the desert, a flash, struck me hard, knocking me down on one knee, barely aware and conscious, I stayed up, the reaction had begun.
I held the flask above my head , still unable to stand , and on one knee , dizzy, and weak, sweat burned my eyes, everything spinning and swirling , the flask begining to become heavy and too hot to hold.
I was fucking scared man,
I was beginning to loose consciousness. I stayed fast in position, holding the flask on high, beginning to doubt that I would be successful,, if I were to fall or drop the flask, I knew it would be over , never surviving the fumes and fire. I fought to stay awake, darkness seemed to be filling my mind, I could not stop it, I was certain it was over for me, I kept loosing my mind , then would shake myself back to wakefulness.

Suddenly a beam of hope filled me , like a spring breeze, fresh and clear, I heard the words of my mentor, the Worlock, usually clear and guiding, now garbled and unintelligible !!

"Theveryearthyoukneeluponwillseemtovomityouupinaringoffire,holdtightlytheflaskof power,youwillnowbetheonlyforcebetweenmankindandtotaldestruction,youarethegoodthatmustovercometheevil."
Whenyouholdtheviolentflask,youareonestepawayfrombecomingagodyourself,holdtightmyfriend,
becauseItisnowthatthehumanfleshwillfail,itisthemomentofyourgloryoryourdestruction,itisnotth
epainyouneedfearbutyourabilitytostayawakebeyondhumanendurance,thechemicalswillnotfailyou,ifpreparedthemexactlyasyouhavebeeninstructed"
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Oh Shit, it was looking really very bad bad for all men, when suddenly , it became much worse as the earth all around me turned a blazing white, as bolts of lightning shot out of the earth into the heavens, I was almost incinerated by the forces, I was hurt, badly stunned, not knowing if day or night , what season , what year, what I was to do, all I could think was hold on .
Then a bolt of lightening came from above with such vengeance and force I can still feel pain today, it crashed directly with the flask . As soon as the bolt struck the contents in the flask took off, it grew three times its original size boiling and spitting smoke volleys, its climbing its way to the top, to its freedom. The contents liquefied and it was popping
swirls along with a fair amount of large swells growing, popping, and spitting, they would bust open with streams of greenish reddish vapors. It was like the flask was possessed with something I never dreamed of before,
The heat was overpowering as it was getting hotter, burning my hands.
More violent than any I had ever seen, the flask burned my hands. I saw it rising .
Shit, I closed my eyes and instinctively shook the flask as hard and fast as I could, not knowing why or what was going on.
praying for mercy and this nightmare to end swiftly I wished only to be free of this curse.
Then as suddenly as it had began the flask began to cool.
I stopped shaking it . I opened my eyes to see color subsiding slowly moving down the sides of the flask. It was letting me look at its deepest secrets. It was a beautiful sight, and seemed to be clearing , and cooling down very quickly now.
As I regained my senses,
I knew I had done the impossible "WOO HOO" , I did it , My creation is blessed by the Gods of Fire, and thunder
I danced and sang praises, reached for a straw and a pipe.
Oh yeeeessss , The quality of the honey is truly worthy of the immortal. It is the finest ever created.
I left some of the contents in the original flask, in the hidden cave , in the inner sanctum, on a special altar, for getting high.
Every year ,on the same date, I may return to the cave and find huge golden and gem encrusted vats , full of the most perfect speed, awaiting me, I split it up between my pack mules and transport it down the mountain.
I always return exactly one year later to collect as many of the speed laden vats as I can take, because the cave cannot be seen any other day
The Gods of fire are very pleased with my work,
I know now, I can do anything I put my mind to doing. and I need to prove nothing to no one.

Jacked_Upp 1

WARNING: this post is factual in every detail,
I relate it only for the purpose of expressing the faith this cook has in his mentor " The Worlock".
It is not to be attempted by just anyone. The reaction is very real, in truth It is very Deadly.
You must commit your self totally, and sacrifice all you have, and even more than you know.
But the Gods still choose who will they grace with Lightning..
You will know if your a chosen cook. One of very few, because people will seek you out, offering you all they have for a taste. Your wares will be sought after, making you wealthy, and wise , and happy.

"The way the Gods make speed"
Archived from the ancient Hive this has been recorded and passed down from the Bees of the past, as a gift to the Bees of the present , to share generously with the Bees of the future.

"The very earth you kneel upon will seem to vomit you up in a ring of fire, hold tightly the flask of power, you will now be the only force between mankind and total destruction, you are the good that must over come the
evil."
When you hold the violent flask, you are one step away from becoming a god yourself, hold tight my friend,
because It is now that the human flesh will fail, it is the moment of your glory or your destruction, it is not the pain you need fear, but your ability to stay awake beyond human endurance, the chemicals will not fail you, if prepared exactly as you have been instructed"
 
negrogesic said:
Doesnt have to be, although for the shake and bake, yes.

What does the product of shake and bake look like? Is it crystalline or powdery? Can't imagine you'd get large crystals that way, but i dont know.
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It all comes out looking like crystally snow or powder no matter what method u use.crystals take time to grow.theres multiple methods to get crystals but 9/10 of them happen over a few days.
 
Natural meth could be had.

Theoretically one could obtain benzaldehyde from bitter almond oil. Ferment that to l-pac, reduce that with mercury and aluminum to ephedrine. Then RP/I to meth.

All steps use “natural” (aka found in nature, not man made) ingredients.

Edit- Oops not RP, Nvm.

-GC
 
Everyone here has wonderful points...except for the fuel source?

Also Draulic is correct, titration and drying a thin pull of meth always results in crystalline shake.

To get crystals you have to dry a large quantity of it at a time, shake and bake is small quantity so typically not enough to dry into shards (also really not worth the time)
 
LadyAlkaline said:
Everyone here has wonderful points...except for the fuel source?

Also Draulic is correct, titration and drying a thin pull of meth always results in crystalline shake.

To get crystals you have to dry a large quantity of it at a time, shake and bake is small quantity so typically not enough to dry into shards (also really not worth the time)
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By fuel source do u mean a nonpolar for the seperation or do you mean fuel to heat it?
 
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