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PtahTek

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... your sister still has that cold sore you gave her.
Why, yes, thank you. I just convinced her that it was dad and not me that night.

Did your sister get rid of the baby that made you a father/uncle/brother?
 

Stark

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Did your sister get rid of the baby that made you a father/uncle/brother?
No, but that giant soft spot on its head isn't getting any smaller, so it should sort itself out soon enough.

I just convinced her that it was dad and not me that night.
Weird, your dad just told me that he convinced you he was her that very night.
 

Stark

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Actually, iirc it was about @Shady's Mom
This insults neither me nor anyone I care about, but I will pretend it did, like how I tell my nephew how awesome his Minecraft world is, because four-year old's minds thrive with encouragement, even if they've been stuck there for decades.

Good job buddy! Keep at it!
 

Stark

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Hopes for the hopeless....
Better than hooping for the hopeless.

I told you, you can just give them change, you don't have to make them "earn" it by rummaging through your asshole like grandma looking for an old photo album in the attic.
 

Xorkoth

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This insults neither me nor anyone I care about, but I will pretend it did, like how I tell my nephew how awesome his Minecraft world is, because four-year old's minds thrive with encouragement, even if they've been stuck there for decades.

Good job buddy! Keep at it!
I think you're just salty because even Shady's Mom won't touch your dick.
 

Stark

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^Never made Stark industries powerful enough to defeat Thanos without having to sacrifice himself. Weak af.
Stark industries was just the tax write off, most of the money was funneled through shell corporations into research and development teams spanning the globe dedicated to finding out if, in the infinite universe, there is a single reality in which this line is the least bit insulting.
 

Stark

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I think you're just salty because even Shady's Mom won't touch your dick.
No, she won't touch my dick because it's salty, and she has a heart condition.

So when I tell you to stop crying while you blow me, please understand that it's for a good reason.
 
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