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I Fucked an Escort

Michael_25

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So I relapsed. I went to another brothel on Tuesday and fucked this well-stacked girl (when I say well-stacked, I'm talking E-cups). She was nice enough, but I still couldn't blow my load, even after fucking for 40 minutes.

I downloaded Tinder 2 days ago ... and what a surprise, I haven't matched with anyone. Such is the life of a social inept, ugly motherfucker.
 

Atelier3

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I’m handsome, wealthy, and highly amusing company yet the only sex I have is with hookers. But that’s mainly cause I like to have bucketloads of stimulants before sex and nice girls are squeamish about needles.

My relationships always implode when I let my full personality out of the box.

I haven’t had a date or girlfriend in more than 2 years. Excepting for when I read threads like this I don’t even think about it
 

DeadManWalkin'

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I’m handsome, wealthy, and highly amusing company yet the only sex I have is with hookers. But that’s mainly cause I like to have bucketloads of stimulants before sex and nice girls are squeamish about needles.

My relationships always implode when I let my full personality out of the box.

I haven’t had a date or girlfriend in more than 2 years. Excepting for when I read threads like this I don’t even think about it
good shit my man.
 

PtahTek

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40 minutes? They should be paying YOU! Lol!

Dude! You seem to go through stages. And I dunno why. I keep telling you the same things. You're too hard on yourself (and there are many others here that don't seem to believe that you're the fuck up that you think you are). And I've told you also before: I've seen some of the most beautiful woman alive with the dumbest, ugliest, lowlife pieces of shit and that can hardly string two words together. Fuck. And you live in Florida so far as I can tell. I thought that was "the land of milk and honey (pot)"! Lol!
yall scuse on mobile
agreed that beauts are most times not recommended.
free pass makes for less life skills, imo
needy, expectant and entitled... we put them on a pedestal. blame it on the rain... idk
love who you love who loves ya back
out
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Nightraver

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Van or the hatchback .
Personally I think the XR3 is sexy as fuck . The cosworth then yea I’d say Iv properly fucked one of them . Blew the transmission and dif right up 😁
 

Michael_25

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200 swipes on Tinder and only 4 matches, and none of them responded to my text messages to them. These girls weren't "hot" at all. I gather that for every girl on Tinder there are at least 15 thirsty guys. Thus 4/10s think their shit don't stink because a lot of guys will fuck below their level because all they care about is the pussy. Tinder just further eroded my self-esteem, because due to the lack of matches it confirms what I already knew; that is, I'm fucking ugly.
 

deficiT

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As long as you used a rubber you should be fine. Nothing wrong with working girls.

I did the same shit a couple years ago when I was out of town on a whim. Of course, my shame being infinite as a married man, I've finally actually copped to both of my infidelities to my partner, in the past month. This being right in the midst of a near separation/falling out that happened recently.

We've since made up and I've realized how good I have it w/ her, and how big of an idiot I was trying to throw it away recently.

I still feel like a right piece of shit for both times, but at least now I have come clean and my conscience can be somewhat clean and I can start trying to make up for it.
 

The Axe

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I went to a brothel babysitting a friend so I didn't partake any happy ending. The lobby was full of aaa ballplayers who missed their bus and were falling down cross-eyed drunk. They kept trying to start fights with other patrons, and every time they did I'd start laughing, almost fell out of my chair, so they told me they'd leave me alone. They were still upstairs by the time my friend and I left.

I did partake another time and the 'girl' was like an upper middle class university student, and I had already graduated with the same background. Its so funny what some people like to do in their spare time. What do you even say in a situation like that? I decided to keet trying to poke my finger in her butt but she got annoyed and I got bored after I got her to slap my hand a couple times. I mean what's a good girl doing in a knocking shop, anyway? That's like asking what's a bored housewife or mother of university students doing at a monkey run? So long as consenting adults are conducting themselves more or less privately, its okay with me, I try not to judge about that given my history.
 

LordOfThisWorld

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I heard they have mother and daughter escorts for guys who are into that.
So no comment on this, I saw on tv a mother. daughter team got busted, the guy paid to watch the daughter eat the mothers pussy and then have the mom suck the cream pie out of the daughters pussy and the daughter eat an anal cream pie out of the mother’s ass while the guy pissed on them, sick shit and what people will do for money, an actual mother and her daughter doing this sick incest shit.

The mother and daughter must have a good time doing It and how does this happen? How does a mother get involved in prostitution with her daughter committing sex acts together?
 

Atelier3

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So no comment on this, I saw on tv a mother. daughter team got busted, the guy paid to watch the daughter eat the mothers pussy and then have the mom suck the cream pie out of the daughters pussy and the daughter eat an anal cream pie out of the mother’s ass while the guy pissed on them, sick shit and what people will do for money, an actual mother and her daughter doing this sick incest shit.

You saw all that on TV? What channel shows stuff like that?
 

DeadManWalkin'

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200 swipes on Tinder and only 4 matches, and none of them responded to my text messages to them. These girls weren't "hot" at all. I gather that for every girl on Tinder there are at least 15 thirsty guys. Thus 4/10s think their shit don't stink because a lot of guys will fuck below their level because all they care about is the pussy. Tinder just further eroded my self-esteem, because due to the lack of matches it confirms what I already knew; that is, I'm fucking ugly.
Tinder for women is basically ego-inflating bullshit device where they get their daily ego points. Have been looking at few studies where like 30-40% of women admit they use it for ego boost.
For men, it's a shithole.
This is how women in dating apps rate men. If you aren't on the top 5% you're nothing. Don't expect to get too much matches, expect from the bottom quality trailer park trash.
Women rate 80% of men below the equal. It's in their biology to be picky for offspring reasons - while men are not so picky for the same reason.
When options are larger than ever for women and being committed is a joke these days for many people and basically some mainstream ideologies even are highly against the "western nuclear family", you wont have great time if you're looking for something serious as an average dude.
For me, even being in one of these apps instantly disqualifies you as a partner for me.
I'm thankful I have never had to use these kinds of bullshit apps where they bait you into paying so you get more swipes or some shit.
Drop the apps and go meet people. You have bigger chances meeting people that way.
You might be surprised :)
 

Atelier3

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Tinder for women is basically ego-inflating bullshit device where they get their daily ego points. Have been looking at few studies where like 30-40% of women admit they use it for ego boost.
For men, it's a shithole.
This is how women in dating apps rate men. If you aren't on the top 5% you're nothing. Don't expect to get too much matches, expect from the bottom quality trailer park trash.
Women rate 80% of men below the equal. It's in their biology to be picky for offspring reasons - while men are not so picky for the same reason.
When options are larger than ever for women and being committed is a joke these days for many people and basically some mainstream ideologies even are highly against the "western nuclear family", you wont have great time if you're looking for something serious as an average dude.
For me, even being in one of these apps instantly disqualifies you as a partner for me.
I'm thankful I have never had to use these kinds of bullshit apps where they bait you into paying so you get more swipes or some shit.
Drop the apps and go meet people. You have bigger chances meeting people that way.
You might be surprised :)

I must be top notch 5 % then. Last time I travelled overseas I used Tinder and paid for the upgrade so I could see who liked me before I swiped on them.

In the one month I stayed there I had sex with 11 different women plus a further 5 dates that didn’t really go anywhere romantically. Not only did Tinder open up a whole social world for me and save me from jerking off alone in my hotel room every night with no pussy or drugs, I also ended up making half a dozen interesting friends that I’m still in contact with a year later.

In my experience Tinder is fucking awesome if you are not a misogynistic twat. I wouldn’t leave home without it.
 

DeadManWalkin'

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I must be top notch 5 % then. Last time I travelled overseas I used Tinder and paid for the upgrade so I could see who liked me before I swiped on them.

In the one month I stayed there I had sex with 11 different women plus a further 5 dates that didn’t really go anywhere romantically. Not only did Tinder open up a whole social world for me and save me from jerking off alone in my hotel room every night with no pussy or drugs, I also ended up making half a dozen interesting friends that I’m still in contact with a year later.

In my experience Tinder is fucking awesome if you are not a misogynistic twat. I wouldn’t leave home without it.
Good for you man. It's great you made friends and I'm sure it can work some people.
Don't have experience on Tinder, but I've had a great success with women otherwise.
I have not felt the need to use internet to look for women, since I have had ways to meet them in real life which is easier, at least for me.
That's just what I believe and I'm sure people have good experiences too, just like you just explained.
People might've liked you since you're from other country too, it might spice up things a little bit.
I got laid and lots of female attention in Denmark when I was there.
It's just that they know they'll never see you again and it's easy that way. That's how I looked at it.
 
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