How do you milk a dugong?

[Munchee]

Seriously I need to know how, otherwise my dugong farm will go broke.

 

[shal]

You can milk anything with nipples

I have nipples. Can you milk me greg?

*Laughs* - Meet the Parents! Sorry had to add it :D

shals!

 

[astrosmurf]

it's all about the inner dugong.

find your inner dugong and you will be shown the way

 

[muzby]

you need to place a baking tray underneath your dugong..

put the radio on, leave it on and AM classic channel, preferably something that plays the beatles..

use some sort of smelling salt to get the dugong into a heightend state of arousal.

this will get the nipples erect.

gently place one hand underneath your dugong, whilst using the other hand to gently massage its nostrils.

feel around until you find the nipple closest to the tail (unlike most marine mammals, dugongs have 5 nipples, 3 down below, and one behind each ear.)

gently tweak the nipple, then twist it like you are tuning a radio.

there is no need to keep massaging hte nipple, its like a tap. you turn it on and the milk comes out.

you will only get 200ml out of each nipple.

when you get to the ear nipples, you will need to stick your fingers up the dugongs nose, so it passes out.

place the baking tray at the back of the ears and remove the milk.

once done, pasturise, homogenise, add vanilla flavour and serve chilled.

:D

 

[CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT]

Fucking you Muzby.
-=Watches thread die a painful death=-

 

[wazza]

It beats milking the dog

WOOF!



And for some other stuff I have milked

This is the man who showed me how to milk his dog

 

[NickyJ]

Muzby, you should use to your talents for.... Ah fuck it, just keep entertaining us

 

[Naughtiest_Maximus]

No idea. All i know is "Dugong's don't make a right".