Game Haiku Train!

[BK38]

Money or a poo
Guano is money and poo
Are you nouveau riche?

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Are you nouveau riche?
Yuppy? Yup.
Can't handle the bread

 

[BK38]

Can't handle the bread
Oven on
Call me the baker

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Throw it in my cat
If you dare
She's quite the killer

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Poison then im off
Orgasms
Orgasms of death

 

[BK38]

Orgasms of death
Petite Mort
A poetic death



(I noticed your Haiku spells "Poo" QTpi)

 

[BK38]

Easily trap clown
A trap house sad clown it seems
Circus freak gone bad

 

[BK38]

No one liked that one
The lone house
Atop spooky hill

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

No emails; friendless
Get a toy
Put it up your ass

 

[BK38]

Put it up your ass
No sunshine
Heliocentric

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Sent to me by me
Me me me
Listen to my trash

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Send it, i will sign
Mine is yours
In opposite world

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Upside down cake eats
I eat cake and also shoot
Babies on makeup

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Then they ate a worm
I just sigh
Every time you post

 

[BK38]

Off you trot to pan
Critically acclaimed you aren't
A human bed pan

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

What i am won't help
I won't sooth your pain; i won't
Ease your strain. Baby.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

I meant "ease".

Go.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Let the leash out quick
Bring her back
Tied to my bed post

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

A go for me please
Tickets to my own downfall
Are we all ready?

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Get this off the news
My vaccine
Was given last week