Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

[Jabberwocky]

2 curries and 2 bottles of vodka?

mine would be vegetarian on account of meat being gross.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

2 curries and 2 bottles of vodka?

mine would be vegetarian on account of meat being gross.

No, just one curry. But losing count of the bottles of vodka...

 

[Jackal]

Think I have a touch of Giardia or maybe viral gastroenteritis this past fortnight

My stools have great fluidity and a certain inverted geyser charm to them for the first spurt and I'm as flatulent as fuck, can't trust a fart and probably shed 5kg. It's on the verge of affecting my drinking routine

Time for some tinidazole and a worm dose

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Think I have a touch of Giardia or maybe viral gastroenteritis this past fortnight

My stools have great fluidity and a certain inverted geyser charm to them for the first spurt and I'm as flatulent as fuck, can't trust a fart and probably shed 5kg. It's on the verge of affecting my drinking routine

Time for some tinidazole and a worm dose

You need some opiates man...

 

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You need some opiates man...

That’ll bung you up.

 

[stardust10]

So I got a starter harmonica and am going to begin learning today out in the sun no garden so will be going to a secluded area nearby to enjoy the rays. We only get about a week's worth of summer here so might as well. Anyone else play?

 

[Jackal]

Finishing a spliff very recently, my buddy says the joint was basically thc onky

Pleasing news, but I am hiiiiiii

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I’ve drawn this in my ultra-realistic style, so usual reminder that my picture is the image on the right. You can really see the fine detail in the fur with this one.
Review from the customer:
‘It looks about as finished as the sausages we had on the bbq yesterday. They made me sick too’

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[Arnold]

I read this and dont have enough published clinical trials of "effectiveness of novel subtle insults on the average whinging pom" get a PHD so this kid absorbs it, and had a few whacks of GHB and forgot what thread this is for fuck sake.

Whatever I quoted, it could be his ultimate guide to having a wank by his mum for all I know.

Wont remember to find out either , fubar where's the exit help

You yank ought to push alt+F4

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

This woman I was on & off with (it was a bit complexed) got totally called off yesterday, she sent me a long text message & we are done for good, it did hurt me.

Sat here playing Townes Van Zandt live, smoking w & b, just had my first pipe.

@mal3volent see how us English deal with a broken heart mate, we play Townes records

Nobody on EADD will know Townes apart from me, I know you are aware of him though.

 

[mal3volent]

This woman I was on & off with (it was a bit complexed) got totally called off yesterday, she sent me a long text message & we are done for good, it did hurt me.

Sat here playing Townes Van Zandt live, smoking w & b, just had my first pipe.

@mal3volent see how us English deal with a broken heart mate, we play Townes records

Nobody on EADD will know Townes apart from me, I know you are aware of him though.

that sucks man. I hope you get to feeling better

 

[LoginNotSecure]

This woman I was on & off with (it was a bit complexed) got totally called off yesterday, she sent me a long text message & we are done for good, it did hurt me.

Sat here playing Townes Van Zandt live, smoking w & b, just had my first pipe.

@mal3volent see how us English deal with a broken heart mate, we play Townes records

Nobody on EADD will know Townes apart from me, I know you are aware of him though.

Post the text message.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Post the text message.

I think that's against the BLUA if I remember correctly. If someone can say yes or no I wil post or not post.

I can show you what she said, it's no issue but I'd prefer to NOT break BL rules.

 

[Jabberwocky]

@Zopiclone bandit i think if you don't give any personal details/doxx her, i.e. just quote what she said. then that's fine. sounds like you drowned your sorrows. hope it wasn't too serious.

my sister got dumped by an idiot who'd already dumped her once, for the same reason as last time, yesterday. wondering when i should suggest that maybe if she was a better person she wouldn't be getting dumped all the time.

 

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@Zopiclone bandit i think if you don't give any personal details/doxx her, i.e. just quote what she said. then that's fine. sounds like you drowned your sorrows. hope it wasn't too serious.

my sister got dumped by an idiot who'd already dumped her once, for the same reason as last time, yesterday. wondering when i should suggest that maybe if she was a better person she wouldn't be getting dumped all the time.

How well do you like your sister? I could be interested

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Sorry to hear that Zop, she had a cracking pair of tits...

 

[Jabberwocky]

How well do you like your sister? I could be interested

oh she's great. properly functioning human with good career prosects, friendship circle etc. she's younger than me and probably wouldn't go for someone older than me.

 

[MsDiz]

oh she's great. properly functioning human with good career prosects, friendship circle etc. she's younger than me and probably wouldn't go for someone older than me.

LNS is like 50+ so she’s safe then!

 

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LNS is like 50+ so she’s safe then!

I come across as 50+? I’m offended.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I come across as 50+? I’m offended.

No, she meant the percentage of alcohol in your bloodstream...