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what is easy to make and would go well with a beetroot salad?

something low carb and low fat cos i'd like it to be at least in theory plausible that i won't purge it.
 

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Stabbed a rat to death earlier

It was hiding behind my gas hob in the kitchen

My dogs appreciated the rat flavored meaty snacc
Holy Cow that brought back a memory. Winter in Michigan and the mice and rats will find any little hidey hole to stay warm, so we block up all those spaces with Brillo pads. One evening we are sitting at the kitchen table ( we must have missed a spot ) having coffee and 2 rats poked their heads out of the back burners on the electric stove. My Sister's boyfriend got up real quietly , grabbed a meat fork, and stabbed it. Bullseye.

My sister liked to shit at the squealing the rat was doing, her boyfriend is laughing his head off and I'm running into the living room like the squealing, bloody thing si gonna chase after me . Ha ha ha Funny memory.
 

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Having spent the last 7 years of my life killing the fuckers, I now really want some pet rats. They are incredibly intelligent and are actually quite clean animals - they're constantly grooming themselves. It's a shame the wild ones are associated with disease, but that's mainly because they are forced to skulk around in sewers - which are full of OUR shit. So not really their fault...
I have 2 friends that have pet rats. They are surprising clean and intelligent. Quite frankly it changed my view on them. They are very loving to my friends. They do get a bad rap because ever since the Black plague they have been demonized
 

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oh yeah for sure, the sewer reference was just cos @F.U.B.A.R. was saying that is why they have a bad reputation. but that does not apply to the rats my cousin was presumably being advised not to eat as there were no sewers around.

dunno about what @Jackal's posted but i suspect that a large proportion of microbes are killed in a deep fryer, but they don't include those in the equipment for sbs candidates.


Can't comment on jungle rats because I don't get many callouts for those, but I do think rats get a bad rap. Weils disease seems to be exclusively linked to rats, but many animals can carry the Leptospira bacterium such as cattle, pigs and dogs. Weils disease is actually very rare in the UK and just describes a particularly severe form of leptospirosis that can cause liver and kidney failure. It's typically passed on in the urine of infected animals and because rats are incontinent they usually get the blame. Farmworkers are particularly at risk - not because of rats but from handling the livestock. Have you seen how much a cow can piss compared to a rat? 😀
 

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what is easy to make and would go well with a beetroot salad?

something low carb and low fat cos i'd like it to be at least in theory plausible that i won't purge it.


I really like beetroot, and one of the things I think that a beetroot salad would do well with is a cottage pie, which is easy to make, plus portion sizing is up to you
 

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Tonight marks the most sober I have been in months

Stayed in until midnight, went out to drink a few beers so I would sleep. Had seven, but no skunk, which is highly unusual, so now beer is working as a stimulant, lol, and it's 4am, so having quick, pure, spliff before bed
 

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Got covid vaccination today, because travel could be curtailed if I didn't

J&J - paid in cash to skip the queue and the bollox of dealing with people

Had worse hangovers this week than the vacc effects tbf
 

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So like an idiot with nothing better to do I decided a few days ago to go into the local woods where people were hung back in the day & is known for all kinds of weird shit (Vodou & weird Satanic shit goes on down there)

Well I did some Hocus Pocus & got way more than I expected in return.



 

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So like an idiot with nothing better to do I decided a few days ago to go into the local woods where people were hung back in the day & is known for all kinds of weird shit (Vodou & weird Satanic shit goes on down there)

Well I did some Hocus Pocus & got way more than I expected in return.




You've lost me now mate... :?
 

Zopiclone bandit

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Them lot from up North sure have some odd ways of talking.
Crashed some burn to some old guy who was hunting ends out the public ashtray cause I'm kind like that & he started with his life-story.

He sure hated "druggies" which made me smirk, only if he knew.
 

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Arnold’s had his music on too loud again.
I've just sent an e-mail to the corrupt police complaints authority saying or you get your finger out of your corrupt pedo butt or you will meet the fate of your corrupt pedo predecessor and you can kiss your career goodbye.


The pedo pigs try and intimidate you by waiting for you to walk your dog in the evening and then follow you in a vehicle and then switch on the blue lights in that vehicle.
Fucking wankers fucked totally with the wrong cunt.
 
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