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Really can’t justify the cost, but I want.

Dont do it man! Range Rover drivers are fuckin wankers of the highest order - even worse than Audi and BMW drivers.

BMW drivers are chavs and drug dealers - that can't drive

Audi drivers are chavs with a bit more money - but still can't drive

Range Rover drivers think they're fuckin royalty (or celebs) and that they own the road - but are so superior they never needed to learn to drive in the first place...
 

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Buy a Tesla fam you can easily get a top end Model S for literally half that and it'll do 0-60 in 2 seconds and have over 1,000 bhp and 500 miles range. If you're doing financing you can even be clever and get it through salary sacrifice so you make payments with pre-tax money and pay no benefit in kind tax either. Basically you drive a brand new car tax free and the payments include insurance, servicing, roadside assistance, everything. All you need to pay for is charging it up which is cheap as fuck.

No VED no road tax no congestion charge. No matter how you buy it. Cuz it's fucking electric.

It's a lease but it sort of works like a PCP where you can make a final payment to own the car or you just give it back and get a new one. This probably differs depending on your employer but that's how mine does it.

I'm seriously considering doing this to get a Model 3 then a Cybertruck when those come out.
 

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Hence why I said I can't justify the cost! Almost £21,500 of that is extra's though, like my name on the footplate that glows up in a specific colour as you open the doors :p Totally useless, total waste of money. This type of car would be a lottery win kind of splurge. I'd much rather buy another house for that kind of money and get 10% back a year in rental fees.

Even if I had Bill Gates kind of money, I'd never spunk this much money on a car. Mind, if I had Bill Gates kind of money, I'd spunk it all up the wall developing space rockets like Elon Musk, 'coz, why not?

I am in the market for a new car though! Definitely not an electric car. Cover too many miles for it to be of any use. I can get just under 800 miles on a full tank out my current car, and when it’s empty I can top it up and I’m away again, can’t do that with an electric car.
 

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Last night I was high enough to close up my mates bar and ride home with the door of the bar left wide open.

It was noticed at 1pm today, lol

Luckily no thieves came around
 

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Channel 4 Adult Material :ROFLMAO::love:

Hands down this is the best show bloody Channel 4 have put out in ages, I'm totally addicted to it. The first Episode was called "Rose Bud" & I was thinking ~Nah they can't actually mean what I think they do?" but I was wrong folks!!!

And Yes you sick freaks with the dark places on PornHub, they do actually mean "Rose Bud" as in the Porn where the arse falls out.
 

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just finished watching the boys.... quite upset cos that frenchie is well sexy. also not actually french which is well surprisingly cos he's just like french guys i used to hang with in grenoble.

anyway, what should i watch next? i have prime and netflix for free cos my friends take pity on me.

i'm not watching zops recommendation above cos he made it sound gross.
 

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Just had me mum on the phone. Weird time of day with the time difference so I was waiting for her to tell me who had died now, but it turned out she's forgotten my birthday and thought it was today, lol
 

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thanks @Jackal will take a look.

ffs manchester is moving up, makes no material difference to me as i have not been going to pubs or restaurants anyway, but this whole situation is so much more depressing in winter. might need to go back to my parents just so i'm not on my own all the time.
 

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Channel 4 Adult Material :ROFLMAO::love:

Hands down this is the best show bloody Channel 4 have put out in ages, I'm totally addicted to it. The first Episode was called "Rose Bud" & I was thinking ~Nah they can't actually mean what I think they do?" but I was wrong folks!!!

And Yes you sick freaks with the dark places on PornHub, they do actually mean "Rose Bud" as in the Porn where the arse falls out.

Deffo gonna have to check that out :p

Fuckin hate that anal prolapse porn though - turns me right off...
 

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like how is it even arousing? i came across it when i did the 'find the most fucked up porn you dare' phase of my sexual development and tbh it did not do it for me.

you guys now have to entertain me until i am allowed out of the house so good luck and thank you in advance.
 

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Depending upon your age you might like 'Deutschland 89', not sure it's on netflix though.

If you haven't watched the first couple of series of 'Narcos' they're worth a punt too.

Have you been naughty that you haven't been allowed out of the house? Narco's might not be a good idea then.
 

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i'm allowed out of my house, just don't feel safe doing so due to the infection levels in my area.

i have been naughty in terms of substance use but not enough to cause real concern. think its more a human reaction to 7 months in self imposed isolaion, mind altering substances are creeping in as a way to cope with the anxiety and boredom.
 

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i've got hobbies, reading, running, playing the bass, video games, hiking, annoying the cats, cooking when i can be arsed. but i've already had enough of a chance to dedicate some real time ot those so its not quite so exciting anymore. i'm starting a new job soon so i'm hoping the intellectual stimulation of that will help.
 

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As an illustration one of my micro hobbies has become be a barney rubble on instagram, yeah I know I've said before I'd never log on to that site before but it's a way of relieving back pressure tension for me.

Works a treat. probably needs as shit load of explaining which I cba.

Proof is in the pudding, works a treat trust me.
Downside there's a few utterly dumb psycho's out there trying to lynch me.
Good thing part that the part of me which says gives a toss has not been switched on for donkey years.

I iz having a right old blast:D

I've got dozens of hobbies.
 
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