Fine you know what Fuck you you stupid fucking Damien

This Damien ordered a chicken sandwich today. I asked for his name. It was Damien.
I lol'd hard. On the inside.
 
Damien Fucker

By stoneddave

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Run off with a Damien

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, Damien dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy Damien

He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a Damien

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, Damien dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A God damn Damien
So for all you Damien lovin whores
This song is just for you
 
Pretty much everywhere there's going to be Damiens.


Thanks Arthur.
 
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