William - He looks slimy. In his picture, in real life he was getting head from the federal investigator checking out his charity for money laundering, but she was edited out in the photo. Because of this, it's definitely a pass.
Helen - Possibility here. She knows what she's up to, she's done business with us before. She's the safe bet.
James - This fucker is a cop, look at those beady swine eyes. Plus, it's like he's trying to be some weird exaggerated stereotype and failing. Full-on pass, in fact I'm gonna check into this fuckin' pig.
Bill - Uh, no. First of all he looks shifty, which either means he's tweaking or he's up to something. Okay Bill that's great, but who the fuck is Arthur and why should I care that you grew up with him? I require more detail than "legit business". Also, his commission is not competitive. Pass
Andrew - Seems like a pro, I get a solid vibe from this guy. Good commission.
David - You gotta be kidding me. In fact you are, literally, trying to hook me up with a fuckin' kid to do business with. This guy's clearly a dumbass or at least recklessly impulsive, and even if he means well, I can't trust my profits and safety to someone who doesn't have their shit on lock. The difference in rate is easily worth the confidence in a professional. PASS
I'm gonna have to go with Helen, in the end. I'm sure Andrew would be just fine, too, but Helen's done plenty of work for us before, and it's always gone just fine, and they have the same rate.
HELEN