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Fake Orgasm poem by ee cummings

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Because I Am Drunk, I Tell You This: I Have Faked Orgasms (a lot)

by ee cummings

Let the women weep
And the heralds proclaim

I faked lots of orgasms
And I'm unashamed

The honest beds groaned
Your best did its bit

Yet it was taking too long
So I "lost my shit"

It's not that I cant
Or that I have never

But you saw too much porn
And you got rather clever

So I was clever too ...
 
You wouldn't need to fake one with me luv... ;)

I'm shit at penetrative sex (cos I'm a lazy cunt), but my tongue is reportedly awesome... :D
 
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