GalaxyNinja66
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Feb 10, 2017
- Messages
- 72
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a dumbass. Get it out of your system.
So I was bored and out of anything smokeable, in fact, I was out of everything period. I was looking for a good buzz and reading Erowid (which I've learned is not very accurate) and went to the caffeine section. I was curious as to why in the hell caffeine is considered recreational at all when I saw a report by someone who tried to smoke coffee. After reading this, I decided to try it myself. Well, I went outside, lit up, and... DRUMROLL!!!...
...Was extremely disappointed. I took two hits and decided, "NO NO NO GOD NO!!!" 'twas harsh smoke indeed... I babied the rest of the horrible "Coffee joint", went inside, and wrote this. In hindsight, it might've been how I rolled the joint, I spooned a ton of coffee in, but the shit kept falling out(Its not like big hunks of plant matter, it's tiny crushed up bits, ERRRR!). Being out of rolling papers, (and out of pages in my bible) I decided to use half a paper towel. Paper towels just weren't working on their own, so I tightly wrapped some thin paper from my joke book around it, and hoped for the best. I will retry this when I get rolling paper.
So I was bored and out of anything smokeable, in fact, I was out of everything period. I was looking for a good buzz and reading Erowid (which I've learned is not very accurate) and went to the caffeine section. I was curious as to why in the hell caffeine is considered recreational at all when I saw a report by someone who tried to smoke coffee. After reading this, I decided to try it myself. Well, I went outside, lit up, and... DRUMROLL!!!...
...Was extremely disappointed. I took two hits and decided, "NO NO NO GOD NO!!!" 'twas harsh smoke indeed... I babied the rest of the horrible "Coffee joint", went inside, and wrote this. In hindsight, it might've been how I rolled the joint, I spooned a ton of coffee in, but the shit kept falling out(Its not like big hunks of plant matter, it's tiny crushed up bits, ERRRR!). Being out of rolling papers, (and out of pages in my bible) I decided to use half a paper towel. Paper towels just weren't working on their own, so I tightly wrapped some thin paper from my joke book around it, and hoped for the best. I will retry this when I get rolling paper.
