Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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I have a smoldering hot fantasy where I'm a superhero called The Invisible Plug, and I can sneak into the butthole of milady. It's kind of precisely like Ant-Man, but with invisibility and a weird perversion.

"Can you guess when I'm inside of you?"
 
You guys ever just want to have a hot girl handcuff you to to one of those ballerina poles or maybe a bar stool and alternate between sucking you off and slapping you across the face every now and again? God damnit, I need to get laid. I've become CH, except he gets laid more often.
Nah, my new fantasy is to get either Neil degrasse tyson or bill Nye the science guy as a "third wheel" so they can tell my gf's that they are always wrong.
 

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Sometimes Im hit by a feeling of shame. It only lasts for a second cause I remember that I can also just not feel it if I want to.
 
I still use a line i stole from doc Ellis when I first saw/head this interview

"I'm high as a Georgia pine."
Haha I've been saying that my whole life. Got it from my grandma.

I also got "You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground" and the famous example of someone being an idiot is to say "they'd shit and fall backwards in it"

Southernisms 🤣
 
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