Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[BK38]

EAT PUSSY. DRINK BEER. SMOKE WEED.

 

[DopeM]

I don't belong on Planet Earth please get me back to my People

If I found a way off do you think I'd be here?

 

[DopeM]

EAT PUSSY. DRINK BEER. SMOKE WEED.

Good day in my book. How long do you think you could live on pussy and beer?

I hear Guinness is most nutritionally sufficient and might get you an extra week of drunken stupor vs. your typical ale before you die if that's all you were subsisting on.

Now, how many electrolytes are in vaginal fluids? I imagine a few, and if you time things right you might even snatch some protein from in there....

 

[BK38]

Good day in my book. How long do you think you could live on pussy and beer?

I hear Guinness is most nutritionally sufficient and might get you an extra week of drunken stupor vs. your typical ale before you die if that's all you were subsisting on.

Now, how many electrolytes are in vaginal fluids? I imagine a few, and if you time things right you might even snatch some protein from in there....

I dunno, a decent while I think. Monks used to do beer fasts for months at a time and they seemed to do ok. I reckon you could get away with a mostly Guinness diet for about 2-3 months.

I sort of survived on Reese's peanut butter cups, Granny Smith Green Apples and Heroin for about 6 months. I wasn't living well, but I'm still here.

I volunteer as a research subject for this Pussy/Beer/Weed experiment.

Edit: 40 days on just beer for the monks: https://aleteia.org/2019/03/05/no-food-only-beer-fasting-like-a-17th-century-monk/

 

[BK38]

Reminds me of this skit @DopeM

 

[DopeM]

I tried rly hard to get into that crew but a large majority of their skits miss my target unfortunately - still something quite loveable about them

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

If I found a way off do you think I'd be here?

lsd

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Today's my birthday

 

[BK38]

Today's my birthday

Happy Birthday cocksucka!

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Today's my birthday

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Because we go party till them lights come on
And then my song start thumping because my mic still on.

 

[JoEhJoEh]

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooorniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing BLs

JJ


EDIT: Happy birthday madness00!!!

 

[jhjhsdi]

I've just done 500mg of speed paste IV

Got 2g of k this morning and it didn't touch the fucking sides

Got given speed fir free soooooo. Why not

Gona regret it later for sure

 

[iLoveYouWithaKnife]

Reminds me of this skit @DopeM

That kids got nothing on Nicholas cage in leaving Las Vegas.

 

[Hylight]

FAPPELLICIOUS !!

 

[DopeM]

Today's my birthday

This is the sort of shit that used to get you roasted around here...

Hbd though you needy fuck

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

The Abyss is my blog.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Today's my birthday

HBD Madness I wish you get all the presents you wished for. You have any special wishes BL could fill?

I've just done 500mg of speed paste IV

Got 2g of k this morning and it didn't touch the fucking sides

Got given speed fir free soooooo. Why not

Gona regret it later for sure

Speed paste is the shit fuck americans and asians with their meth. But 0.5g? Your brains have been fried I have done the paste of your country it's real good.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Nah dude i just want you all to get fucked up and post stupid shit for my entertainment.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

But 0.5g? Your brains have been fried I have done the paste of your country it's real good.

Word. Thats like 2 grams of Finnish speed at once.