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💀 THE ABYSS™ 💀 Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

schizopath

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Settle for less illegal and throw a bucket of piss in his car
I should shit on his face and piss on his wifes mouth. His wife almost forged my name in a document in front of me.
 

schizopath

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Oh yes. I joked with my friend a few days ago that we should drug him with a psychedelic cocktail and play some lovely Jonestown tunes to him in a completely dark room.
 

schizopath

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"That actually cured his senilism"
 

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Fuck my trusted vendor aint buying my pennies anymore
 
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Fuck my trusted vendor aint buying my pennies anymore
You should go to Hustler.com. They are buying and selling sooooo many penises these days in lockdown.

*wisdom*

—Wizard
 

schizopath

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Everyone has their price. He made one more exception for me.
 
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You guys ever just want to have a hot girl handcuff you to to one of those ballerina poles or maybe a bar stool and alternate between sucking you off and slapping you across the face every now and again? God damnit, I need to get laid. I've become CH, except he gets laid more often.
Nope. Please try again.
 

schizopath

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Id like to try that but Id also like to try handcuffing a milf into a pole and having my way with her
 
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When that shit happens... I’ll let you know, that when that shit EVER happens to me; it will be my partner killing me, and that’s the last you’lol hear of me!

—Wizard
 

schizopath

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schizopath

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My landlord seems like the person to practise some vigilantism so Im gonna start taunting him hard so I can win few thousand from him in the court
 

schizopath

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Apartment to die for took a literal turn
 

BK38

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I think "The Eric Andre Show" might be the best TV show ever. I haven't watched it in ages and I'm starting from Season 1 now. It's totally a Dadaist approach to making a TV show, with a bit of nihilism/anarchy thrown in, with a MTV/Adult-Swim/LSD aesthetic too. It's so shameless and so fucking funny. My stomach is literally killing me from laughing so much. Highly recommend it.
 
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