I also can't explain my love for the username of
@Yourbaker
Maybe it's because of the baker vs gay legal dispute over recent years, or that it is a smarter spin off from 'your mom', or maybe because I've had a longstanding issue with work where headquarters would have monthly cake celebrations for all birthdays and I work remote so only get told about it and NEVER GOT ANY F'N CAKE!!!
Still, I love this guy/gal/username