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Story Bill Gates Short Story

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BILL GATES - SHORT STORY - OR IS IT? IT SIS TRUE

\\CHAPTER ONE
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his 3 main engineers are vampires with their noses back to front... like this ( )<

just stuck on by a tiny bit of bone and they have to wear a small mask or guard to work in the office

bill gates himself is drawn round the office by millipedes and centipedes on rotation and which are under mind control, in a small carriage. he is only 1 millimetre tall

normal millipedes or centipedes would just tell him fuck off

he writes all code by hand in a large box

...

which he then eats and tells other people he does it

hiding in the background is a forest nymph who does the actual work of finding the blocks and actual boxes and catching the ones that fall from above. she invents the actual assembler codes

insulin is required by all the human staff

\\CHAPTER TWO
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AS A PROGRAMMER MYSELF I HAVE A NICE BAG OR SATCHEL WHICH I USE TO CARRY THINGS WHEN I WANT

THE END AND I AM THE BEST
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