I know this thread is just for fun, but I hope nobody who actually is thinkin of tryna go cop for the first time reads this and thinks any of these would work.
None of these is gonna do shit, or help you out. As much as they SHOULD, and some of them does make sense here , in reality they aint gonna get you outta shit. No cop would believe that you came 45 minute to buy some chicken. Or a mixtape. Or that you visitin your "friend."
It seems like there is 2 kinds of ppl here--ones who been in the position of gettin pulled over and is just postin in here for fun as a "Yea I wish that worked" kinda thing, and ones who actually is thinkin of this shit like 'Yea, Wow, that sounds like a good one! that should work just fine!"
Im just here to tell u that you aint gonna get away with none of that shit--your friend, your cousin, come on, u think they aint heard that shit before? when I lived in the hood and when I use to cop in the same hood, and when I would be visitin and chillin with my friends there and I got pulled over when I was coppin, I actually DID have friends in the hood in the area and it didnt even get me out of shit, so I dont know how yall think a made up friend would work out for u.
I aint bein mean, I jus wanted to put a reality check out there, cuz people need to know that if u gettin stopped, makin up all these excuses aint gonna work--EXXCEEPT maybe the "im lost one" --but thats only if you look a certain way and got a decent car. For most of us junkies , that aint gonna have a chance in hell. Maybe if you one of them preppy upper class junkies with a nice new car that wears popped collars and shit, then you could pass that off, but none of us longtime junkies who actually LOOKS like junkies and got junkie cars would ever be able to get away with bein "lost"...They know why you there. they always will. That is their job, its their life, its their livelyhood to find people like you and arrest them.
You would be much better off comin up with cop-proof ultra-safe hiding places for you dope for when you get stopped, than tryina think of a bunch of silly ass excuses that aint never gonna work anyways . Nothin you say is gonna matter, if they decided you guilty you better drop the pretenses and get down to it , show em your money and say look, im here to cop, i aint cop shit yet, so let me get the fuck outta here, i aint got shit" and if you can get them to believe that , then take your ticket or w/ever they decide to give you, and take your "get the fuck outta here and dont ever let me see you back in this hood again" warning and bail out.
As somebody who lived in the hood, and WAS on the block to go get somethin to eat, to go shoppin, to see my pepoles, to go to the bodega for a phone card, waitin for a friend, and wtf ever, i STILL had to go thru all the bullshit with the police when i got pulled over, so dont think that you gonna get away with it if you dont even know the places you talkin about. I spent my time everyday doin all these things that yall just sayin as excuses, and i was really DOIN them for real, and cops still didnt believe that shit, so i dont think u should count on them believin u, thats all Im sayin.
The thread is funny dont get me wrong, its cool, i aint sayin you shouldnta made it or nothin. Im jus sayin that if anybody is takin it serious, they shouldnt be. thats all.
and o yea-by the way.
You really think its a good idea to say ' you jus stoppin me cuz im white in this neighborhood and you ain got no right to do that" and "fuck off, you racial profiling me and you cant just stop me cuz of that" and "I know my rights and bla bla bla"........Le me tell you that is the stupidest goddamn thing you could possibly do in that situation, and like somebody else before me said, thats the best way to end up locked up for possession of drugs that you aint even HAD. My cousin got some bags planted on her for talkin shit to a cop , ended up catchin a possession case for 6 bags she never even had, so it DOES happen, and it WILL happen if you talk like that thinkin you fuckin smart or some shit and run off at the mouth.
Not a good idea at all. Your rights dont mean shti to these cops, dont u get it? they just lie and lie all they want, say anything and get away with it, and u will be the one to get screwed over, so playin Mister Righeous McRighterson with that shit aint gonna earn u no respect or get you outta trouble, youll just end up lookin like a dumbass and bein mad at yourself for makin the mistake of thinkin your rights mean anything at all when you dealin with a TNT officer on a traffic stop for suspected drug coppin.
