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Any tinder aficionados here?

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Ismene2

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I havn't had a girlfriend since Jimmy Carter was president so I signed up to tinder - i know guys say "you have to look like tom selleck to get a like" but fortunately I DO look like Tom Selleck so I got 200 matches in the first 3 days. Bit overwhelmed by it. Is having a relationship really as much fun as tripping every weekend? How have you gone on with tinder? Thanking you.
 
Juding by your references you are... well past 50?

Hmm.... anyways

Yes having a relationship is more fun than tripping every weekend. I can certainly attest to that. In the long run at least.

Tinder kinda sucks and is basically a meme now. I found more quality interactions on other apps like bumble.
 
Not that old snafu. I have gone through the change lets put it that way.

You sure sitting with your partners parents for 3 hours beats walking in the sunshine tripping balls?
 
Ismene2 said:
You sure sitting with your partners parents for 3 hours beats walking in the sunshine tripping balls?
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never said that. I am close to middle age myself.

I am an LSD fucking FIEND. I trip every 10-14 days like clockwork.

I would give up LSD any day to meet the right woman.

easier said than done.

and yeah, meeting your gf/partners parents is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE for me.

"tell me about yourself".................. the scariest question I've ever heard

usually worth it.
 
What do you get out of a ladyfriend that you don't get from tripping? Does it help loneliness or depression?
 
Ismene2 said:
What do you get out of a ladyfriend that you don't get from tripping? Does it help loneliness or depression?
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life meaning, emotional support, hugs, love.... life meaning

something LSD hints at but never provides itself

no drug beats meaning, love and responsibility

I used to think heroin is better than sex.... nah that's bullshit

heroin will never give your life meaning... if anything it steals it from you

speaking from someone who embodies loneliness and depression.... nothing fixes that except genuine human connection... drugs ALWAYS end up making it worse in the end... even if they make it easier the short term

you have to take responsibility for your life for it to take meaning

if you're deep into drugs you have no responsibility or meaning...

responsibility

responsibility

that's the meaning to life

it often takes discipline

which is sparse among us drug addicts
 
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I use Tinder pro a lot when traveling, whether in this country or to others.

I use my pornstar alias, and set my location to my destination a week or so before departure and filter ages from 18-60.

About 40% of all responses are ladyboys claiming they are girls, as in birth girls.

30% are sex workers and maybe 30% are genuine folk.

I don't really discriminate; sometimes it's nicer just to have a sex worker come to the room for an evening of shag, sometimes it's nice to just meet cool folk and maybe engage in non carnal mutual interests like urbex, motorcycling, drinking eating etc, or just hang out. Last year I had ten tinder matches come hang out at the polo club in Kuala Lumpur, made some people jealous that day, lol
 
Eventually you'll be just as jaded with relationships as you are with tripping every weekend and life will go on without you. Have a great day.
 
Hang on snafu - heroin might not be better than sex but LSD, mushrooms, 4-aco-dmt, 4-HO and every now and again ecstasy certainly are. What does a miserable 10 second high of squirting your muck and wiping your knob on the curtains do for building up hope inside?

I'm talking psychedelics rather than crack and heroin - and I'm talking about enjoying drugs - not being a slave to an addiction.

"Nothing fixes that but genuine human connection" - well that's great but what if you can't find any fucker to connect with? Mushrooms blow relationships out of the water.
 
IRL is more realistic anyway. And relationships can and do last forever too. A good friend is like the stars. You don't always see them but you know they will always be there. And love is also a different kind of feeling. Just like tripping. Just tying for some upbeat a little bit. Stay happy and cheerful. Or at least optimistic. <3
 
Hylight said:
IRL is more realistic anyway. And relationships can and do last forever too. A good friend is like the stars. You don't always see them but you know they will always be there. And love is also a different kind of feeling. Just like tripping. Just tying for some upbeat a little bit. Stay happy and cheerful. Or at least optimistic. <3
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IRL is different I'll give you that - but the trouble there is all the confident gobshites get all the women.

On tinder the confident gobshites are the ones going "I didn't get one like in 3 months, I usually can pull down the pub" - that's because you are as attractive as a cows arse but still confident with it. At least the shy, sensitive ones (as long as they look like George Hamilton) now have a look-in.
 
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Wait, what? Looking like Tom Sellick is a good thing..?
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Granted Tom hasn't been in fashion for 40 years but I can't go wrong on tinder - 350 likes from the "ladies" (and a few cocks in frocks..ahem..) in 10 days. I am the most popular man in Britain. It is going so well I am going to grow a moustache to look even MORE like Tom selleck.

I wish I could get them slightly younger than me tho - with it being a womans market to pick and choose they tend to pick the younger model. And you get 350 likes but when you message them they don't reply, playing hard to get I fear...

No-one laying on their deathbed has ever said "I wish I hadn't spent every weekend since I was 30 tripping my nuts off"...
 
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