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Anti-Christmas League Are Go!

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Couldn’t resist...

(and yes, I know my handwriting is atrocious)

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Originally posted by miss slingshot
^oh but that was my intention all along... ;)

Because my place is such a palace (*cough cough, bullshit*) league members may pm me requesting an invite to the gathering of the Anti Christmas League. After careful consideration with my fellow President, Sir Raz, those deemed cool/ spunky enough will receive a reply with the street address of the presidential home.

(for those without car, i'm in an inner west suburb where public transport options abound)


I wish i could afford the trip to sydney for the anti christmas party, maybe next year!! But i will be making my own bin of death to see me through the day of non stop family festivities!!
 
if anyone needs me on the day, i'll be.. probably in bed for the most part. maybe get up to get something to eat.. then i'll be killing my tv when i turn it on only to find every channel focused on the story of jesus.
 
GRRRRR!!!! Another fucking day of endless Christmas carols, and bitchy customers. I hate retail :X Only three more days.
 
Why of course you're spunky enough RWG, almost too much so for own health and wellbeing...;)

Raz, i think a repeat of Friday's antics may be called for, can you think of any better time to revert to being a five year old?

So who else is up for some christmas debauchery?
 
LOL@reverting to being a 5 year old...are there gonna be scottish boys and werewolf girls?

I'm happy to embark on drunkeness galore, but there's noooo way I can do anything more intense than that....I gotta work boxing day at the call centre AND boxing day night at the sauna so I'll have to behave myself a little bit at least.

RWG is coming YAY :D

Who else? For god's sake people, we only get Anti-Christmas once a year!!!! ;)

--President Raz--
 
I don't give a flying fuck about xmas, I am way MILES away from the commericalised cities and shopping centres, and I have been staying home drinking myself stupid and swimming in my mum's tempeture controlled pool...... It's nice to be away from my home and over-hyped xmas themed workplace.......

Christmas = STRESS-MAS!

This year is going be great, and my mother doesnt even have a Xmas tree setted up! I am so proud of her! =D

We are just gonna drink buckets of grog and no xmas-themed meals, just the good old BBQ and cold seafoods!
 
Actually, in the last ten or so years (maybe more, just my observations) BBQ and seafood have become more and more the norm! :p

I'm just looking forward to cracking open the first bottle of Chivas...
 
I completely forgot it was christmas on thursday till yesterday when I did my shopping.

Sign me up / scratch me down in the "Anti-rampant-blatant-commercialism & carol hating" column.

And what the fuck is the deal with the santa claus lie? Lying to small children only will make them distrust you in the future, not to mention breaking the sacred parent-child-bond. I'm going to tell my children straight out wtf is going on; There is no santa, it's a lie perpetuated by other parents and crazy people who think lying to you about the origins of the presents under the tree is the right thing to do. Sure my kids might not get as excited about what "santa's going to leave in my stocking" but they'll know what exactly christmas is for people who don't recognise it for the religious value.

My respect to people who have had past family related christmas encounters that have not be amicable or enjoyable, this must be a tough time of year for you...

Two thumbs up to raz for this post! Keep it real el'prezidente ;)

BRING ON THE BIN OF DEATH (liquid acid edition ;))
 
So here I sit on Christmas Eve....I wasn't sure where I should write this, but then I remembered that I have my own wholly self-indulgent thread, so what's wrong with using that??

I've been thinking about my family a lot today....I want my big sister to hug me. My mum's been dead for over three and a half years now, and I want someone to hug me and let me be a child for a couple of days. I've turned my phone off because quite frankly I want to alienate myself from those of you who have a family. I love my friends and I love bluelight, but there are times when I think I'm allowed to feel sorry for myself. If I was in Melbourne right now, I'd be with my sister who thinks I'm a paedophile in the making...I'd be with my niece and my nephews, who miss having a father who uses them for what emotional blackmail he can work out of his ex-partner. I'd be with my brother, who only loves me when I'm single, so he doesn't have to face me being gay.

But I'm not in Melbourne. I'm a state away, I'm away from everybody who really loves me and who knows who I am. I'm away from Pete and Simon and Laura, I'm away from all my friends whom I love and whom I miss. I'm following this crazy journey which I know is good for me, but which still hurts. And I miss all that bullshit more than I thought I would.

So I guess, thanks to everyone who's made this seem like something worthwhile. Thanks to everyone I've met up here who has made me realise that I've well and truly done the right thing, cause sometimes it's hard to see that. Thanks to all my new friends. Or as Jeff Fenech might say, "I love youse all".

--President Raz-- :)

(sad but happy if that makes sense) :)
 
Thank fuck another retail christmas is over!! miraculously i did not bitch slap a single customer. I did however kick two Double Bay Princesses out of the store for screaming in my face, the look on their faces was absolutely priceless! =D

Its now christmas morning and i feel like congratulating myself for having made it this far into the whole festive season and not completely falling apart. Shopping done with my walkman so i don't get teary in the middle of coles, ridding my house of anything that reminds me of christmas's past, stocking up on dvd's so i never have to watch a second of xmas tv and filling the yearly standby prescription of two bottles of Absolute and supply of mogadons.

Now i could get all soppy or i could enjoy this perfect day i have off and head to the beach! Unlimited drinks, numerous mangos, strawberrys and watermelon - BRING IT ON!!!!

Sorry to any league members who were eagerly anticipating my place, its just the beach is sooo much cooler!
 
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every year I love christmas until I remember why I hate it.

Well more specifically I hate ending the day in family arguments and without fail this happens every year.
 
Eloise's Guide to Enjoying Christmas Day
by *snip*

* Pretend it's not even christmas, but just another day except with a sunday timetable for public transport

* Time your travel that day perfectly, so you don't forget it's a sunday timetable and end up waiting around the station for hours. Spend the ticket money you've saved on chocolate (because travel's free that day)

* Find a family member who celebrates christmas (in my case, it was dad's girlfriend's family, but close enough!)

* Go to their place for the day
* Drink all their good wine (i was accused of being an alcoholic, and rightly so- i think it came to about 2 bottles or so)
* Eat all their food (they had tabouli! and salad with olives in it!!)
* Drink some more wine so you have an apetitite again
* Eat all the dessert (someone made rum balls and i am forever grateful)

*Hang out with the children, see a photograph of one of the girls' older brothers (24, hungarian, fucking HOT) and make sure she knows to put in a good word for you

my contribution to the day was 2 plates of homemade latkes -how festive am i? :):) probably the weirdest bit was my dad saying 'happy hannukah' and passing me a christmas cracker?? hmm. so we were both in it for the wrong reasons, and it paid off.

-the end
 
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every year I love christmas until I remember why I hate it.

Well more specifically I hate ending the day in family arguments and without fail this happens every year.
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yeah its like that with my family too, we all get pissed and then start insulting each others lives but this year we actually didnt...i'm totally shocked 8(

thank fuck xmas is over
 
Originally posted by Mean Girl
Santa hats...

We had to wear fucking SANTA HATS!

:X :X :X :X


I feel your pain!

I don't remember much of christmas, I started the day with champanges at 9am and it was all good from there. Alcohol is the only way to survive a day with my family at christams time my Dad and i have discovered, and seeeing as the family already thinks me an alcoholic i see no harm in them continuing that belief so long as it gets me through the day.

But just when i thought my retail hell was over I have to work fucking new years eve, only till 1pm, but still, i wanted to be at the beach so much earlier.
 
Christmas wasn't too bad :) however boxing day sales were fucked up. We had an approximately 1000 person line on our floor of Grace Bros, and this was the line to just get down the escalators!! It was kinda cool standing behind my counter joking with my workmates about the stupidity of some people who don't realise that the christmas sales go for 3 weeks, and not just 1 day. We were laughing at them for standing in queues, and then queueing up for pretty much everything :)

It was great for that part, not so great because of the 14 hour length of my shift, but great for the public holiday pay-rates :)

CB :)
 
Well at least it over and we all survived (i hope) , now we have another 363 days till we have to deal with this shit again.

While on the subject spare a thought for the kids of divorced parents , sure they get double the presents but even kids feel the pain of split families and nothing brings it home like christmas andf all its associated bullshit.

I used to love christmas.

Then i got divorced.

Lets start a petition now banning redundent religious events such as this!

Happy new year you guys!
 
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