^Honestly, the Switch is easily the best system Nintendo has released since the Gamecube. I thought it was gimmicky, but it's actually really great that it has the screen for playing on the go; if I wana use the Xbox and play Fallout, my wife can usually get 4-6 hours out of the Switch battery and play her game while I play mine. It has literally stopped fights because we can both do our own thing. If I had a child, I'd be like, you're getting a Switch, kid, cause I ain't sharing TV time lol.
How big are your hands though? I have big 6'1" man hands... I can't play the Switch, the buttons are all so close together, it was obviously designed for tiny Jap hands. Reminds me of how I feel every time I get in or out of my MX-5, a feeling of "I DO NOT FIT," lol. Not fun driving with the top up... but those Japs sure know how to build a car. Reliability/ease of working on it is higher than any car I've ever had. It's 20 years old and people who ride in it always comment how much they like it. When I say it's a 2000 model year they're always shocked.
I'm going to try and be just a little less OC, too. I totally admit to being much tooo much like Sheldon Cooper and try my best to relate better each and every day.