I think that the Cincinnati Bengals are going to suc as they always do this year. BTW I fucking h8 the Bengals. I have to pay taxes still for our fuckn stadium. The residents of Hamilton County, OH have to fund the bill for that fucking stadium. I have as I always have, curse that team to lose biggly.
0-2 so far! Hahahahahahaha
I like Joe Burrow, but I think that he will have a miserable time here in Cincinnati, because the wizard curses that team constantly. Blame me Bengals fans!
If you don’t believe in witchcraft or magic, than learning it to curse certain football, baseball teams etc is a good way to start. Try voodoo! A lot of people do chicken magic wrong. If you have a voodoo doll, than don’t stick pins in it, that will only benefit the person/team that you are trying to curse. Voodoo workx by loving really hard on the person/team you wish to hurt. It’s an inverse energy, where love is transversed into hurt, and hate is transversed into healing.
Voodoo is a great way to start your witchcraft career.
Just a friendly tip from your resident wizard.
*edit* pro tip, use the team’s fight song that you h8 against them. I’m full of this witchcraft shit!
Ever notice that the play by play announcers make football the gayest shit ever. I mean, how many times do I have to hear about the man getting right up in that tight end. It’s enough to make even the fruitiest fag blush.