H.M.P. Bluelight Towers - Top Dog

WELCOME TO THE GUTTER


INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers OLD SKOOL G!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Current Total = -10
Doing Business with KIAH = 3
Asset Deliveries OLD POTTING SHED = 4


TOTAL RESPECT = -3

INVEGAUSER
- BAD BLOOD FLOWS FREELY!

INVEGAUSER has lost control of his wing, it's crawling with BASTARD PEDOPHILE EX-COPPER's, also there is a FUCKING GRASS there. Both are ready to pass on any information or rumour they may pick up about INVEGAUSER immediately to SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY.

Having these two SNITCHES on his wing has seriously FUCKED THINGS UP for
INVEGAUSER.

INVEGAUSER is also unaware that there is a FILTHY NONCE stinking up his wing.

TUT TUT TUT

Many blame INVEGAUSER for the drought in all drugs and tech caused by his mental collapse and his RESPECT levels have TUMBLED.

INVEGAUSER has lived a daring life full of reefer smoke, crazy thrills and enjoying the wild love from the tramp girl gangs of the city streets. His experiences are a biting indictment of a society blind to the needs of neglected youth. Hear his story and you'll never rest easy again. So much promise, so much hope and it all ended like this...

Still, mandem know many things, but he's no grass!


WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR INVEGAUSER?

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For now though we must leave INVEGAUSER doing a ten years stretch

RESPECT!




SWILOW

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers ELDER!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Current Total = 0
Doing Business with WALDO = 2
Asset Deliveries OLD POTTING SHED = 2
Business as Usual ABDU = 3


TOTAL RESPECT = 7

SWILOW
- HE WAS MACHO, SEXY AND PROFOUNDLY BLOODY!

SWILOW is struggling to come back from his 6-APB binge. His uncanny ability to produce a wide variety of drugs and tech to flog to the other prisoners has helped to rebuild the RESPECT levels SWILOW enjoys, this is despite his many enforced absences from the General Population. The man is becoming a legend, and the authorities are concerned that the other prisoners may come to regard him as the new TOP DOG

The remnants of his FAM have ensured it was BUSINESS AS USUAL during the hiatus and prevented any rival firms from moving in on his turf, as a result the BETA DOGS are showing an interest in joining his CREW.

WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR SWILOW?

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For now though we must leave SWILOW staring at the back of his eyelids for the next ten years

RESPECT!
 
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Governor Venables

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE ESCAPE FROM JAIL?


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WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR GOVERNOR VENABLES?


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THE FUCKING DOPEY CUNT
 
Escaped!

ESCAPED!



BEHINDTHESHADOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP THUG!

RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Secret RESPECT Bonus unlocked:
University Undergraduate a.k.a.SMARTS = 4
ESCAPED FROM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers = 20


TOTAL RESPECT = 28

BEHINDTHESHADOW DELIVERING ON THE PROMISE!

The cell door slammed closed on BEHINDTHESHADOW and she swore she would not hear that noise for long. Although a new inmate BEHINDTHESHADOW's jacket ensured she was RESPECTED by the other cons.

BEHINDTHESHADOW soon hit it off with JUMPING JIMMY FLASH and they practised hard together in the HARDKNOCK GYM on the trampolines as JUMPING JIMMY FLASH taught BEHINDTHESHADOW his cheeky parkour moves.

BEHINDTHESHADOW proved to be a quick learner. She soon surpassed JUMPING JIMMY FLASH in her parkour abilities and was ready for the escape bid in four days.

The two of them captured SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY and held him hostage in a cell, and gave the old git a severe drubbing. They were jointly charged with CONSPIRACY, FALSE IMPRISONMENT, ASSAULT & BATTERY and REFUSING TO FOLLOW A REASONABLE MANAGEMENT INSTRUCTION.

Up before the beak in a specially convened court that very same week, our two AMIGOS were standing in the dock listening to the dull litany of charges being brought against them when they gave each other a nod and vaulted right over the heads of the stunned coppers.

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY was the only one there who had the wit to try and stop them but a savage knee to the BOLLOCKS from BEHINDTHESHADOW ensured their escape!

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WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR BEHINDTHESHADOW?

BEHINDTHESHADOW fled to America where she set up a successful crime syndicate of which she was the undisputed boss. She continued with her parkour training and soon became infamous for her gymnastic abilities and her dare devil escapades, making #4 on the F.B.I. TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST and even inspiring a crime comic!

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BEHINDTHESHADOW HERS IS A LIFE OF THUNDER AND FURY, A LIFE OF PASSION AND PAIN

True to her word BEHINDTHESHADOW was never put behind bars again!

RESPECT!



ESCAPED!



SPEEDKING
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!

RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = -5
Looking like the DOGS BOLLOCKS = 6
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
BELOVED OF THE CHATTERING CLASSES = 4
Secret RESPECT Bonus unlocked:
University Undergraduate a.k.a.SMARTS = 4
ESCAPED FROM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers = 20


TOTAL RESPECT = 29

SPEEDKING Faster than a speeding bullet!


SPEEDKING got his first positive character reference ever in the national press, albeit page 5 - the lifestyle section, for encouraging a young criminal to go straight and become a bad boy high end tailor. SPEEDKING also has the kudos of being the first person to order a commission from him.

TANGUY VIAD is so ON TREND right now and quite the darling of the socially concerned liberal metropolitan class.

So now they talk about SPEEDKING in Chelsea and Kensington, Islington and Hampstead. They call him a ROUGH DIAMOND, this SPEEDKING. Word is PRINCE HARRY has ordered the same pyjamas as worn by SPEEDKING from BAD BOY TANGUY.

A geezer with a heart of gold, there's talk of getting SPEEDKING on Dragons Den, albeit in gold plated handcuffs.

BLOOD is on SPEEDKING hands, But he is THE BEST DRESSED CHICKEN IN TOWN

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Proving that he wasnt just a pretty face SPEEDKING enrolled himself into PRISON UNIVERSITY and demonstrated flair and acumen, if he hadn't escaped he would have gone on to shine in academia.

Academias loss was Crimes gain!


SPEEDKING liked the simple elegance of RON's escape plan and the audacity appealed to his sense of fun. So it was the very next Visitors Day SPEEDKING and RON went to the toilet and picked up the package left there by RON's wife and sister.

Cunningly disguised as LADIES they both sashayed out of the prison doors with SPEEDKING even winking at SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY on the way out. The ridiculous little jock puffed his chest with pride and held the door open for the "BONNY WEE LASSIE".

Once on the out SPEEDKING thanked RON and gave him five thousand pounds sterling and 8 ounces of fishscale cocaine. They then parted. Their escape was soon detected and a massive cordon was thrown around the area of the prison and a man hunt with dogs ensued.

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SPEEDKING was far more CUNNING than RON and with his QUICK WIT and GUILE was able to outfox the man hunt, drug the police dog and make good his escape to the south of France.

Once there SPEEDKING wasted no time in setting up a kingdom of crime in exile. The French police didn't know what hit them! SPEEDKING robbed banks left right and centre, and soon became a multi millionaire living a life of luxury on the French Riviera, his summers spent in San Tropez with P. DIDDY and RHIANNA begging for tickets to the extravagant parties SPEEDKING would hold on his private yacht.

It wasn't long before Hollywood came knocking and a trilogy of crime caper blockbusters were made of his life.

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SPEEDKING HE IS LIKE A PITBULL IN THE NURSERY, A WELL DRESSED GOD AMONGST THE INSECTS!


RESPECT!
 
DID NOT ESCAPE!



BPTUBBS
CRIMINALITY BRED IN THE MAW OF A FURIOUS TEMPEST!
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MADE MAN!

RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 95
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
Starting a RIOT = 10
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
DEGREE 1ST. CLASS HONOURS = 15
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual ALEX = 4
Business as Usual HARDKNOCK GYM = 3
Business as Usual CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
Business as Usual SAF = 3


TOTAL RESPECT = 139

BPTUBBS: Impossibly glamorous and under educated, BPTUBBS is most certainly a psychopath. He is not crazy; he is fully aware of what he is doing, and the consequences of those actions.

Unlike that MAD BITCH JO who wrote EVERY FUCKING THING about BPTUBBS and the business down in her fucking MY LITTLE PONY journal!


NO ESCAPE!

When they came for BPTUBBS the whole nick just fucking kicked off as per instructions, the Army were placed on alert, it was ALL over the main evening news for THREE DAYS and then the RIOT SQUAD were sent in and that was that really.

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AGAIN!​

BUSINESS AS USUAL:

With PRISON OFFICER SAFF, ABDU, ALEX and THE LEWIS TWINS to take care of his empire on the inside, including the HARDKNOCK GYM and the CHAPEL BASH HOUSE, even while BPTUBBS is in THE HOLE, H.M.P. Bluelight Towers will continue to provide a revenue stream for BPTUBBS for years to come.

BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS:

In BPTUBBS neighbourhood, where he grew up the kids carried knives, chains, bricks. Broken glass. And when they fight, they fight dirty, leaving the streets littered with the bodies of the injured and the dead. His childhood toys were knives, saps and zip guns.

How many men has this savage killed? Survival in the violence ridden social jungle he inhabits is a matter of brawn and cunning, a switch blade knife and the dark flight through alleys.

His life is not a pretty picture and in this simulation BPTUBBS has spared us no details of the death, the dope and the degenerate sex he has with the wild and wanton girls dancing and smoking gak he "picks up" in the cellar clubs of the west end of LONDON.

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BPTUBBS has shown he is aggressive and predatory in nature and without remorse. The other people he encounters are mere objects for his amusement and profit. Although lacking empathy, BPTUBBS has a disarming or even charming personality. Being manipulative means he can easily gain peoples trust, and will appear normal to unsuspecting people. His sick lust for the blood and pain of others ensures his criminal versatility is a tour de force.

He is the dog who can be guaranteed to outwit the cops, make off with the dough and get the girl. Just don't get in his fucking way.


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BPTUBBS Is willing and ready for anything, including BETRAYAL and MURDER his BRUTAL LOVES and DEADLY HATE in the GUTTER OF LUST

For now though, we must leave him, a sorry shadow of his former self, fucking around in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers, a small time tough in a big time world doing a TEN YEAR STRETCH.


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RESPECT!



ESCAPED!


SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THE DON!

RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 89
ESCAPED FROM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers = 20
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
DOCTOR X. MEISTER = 20
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
UNIVERSITY LECTURER = 10
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
LIVE TELEVISION APPEARANCE = 10
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
BLOCKBUSTER FILM CONSULTANT = 10
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
Business as Usual JENKS = 9
Business as Usual BILLY = 1
Business as Usual POTTING SHED = 4
Business as Usual HARDKNOCK GYM = 3
Business as Usual KIAH = 3


TOTAL RESPECT = 179


SHADOWMEISTER HIS MIND IS THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

SHADOWMEISTER takes care of his family, and he also takes care of his FAM. Family are of course people who are actually blood relatives of SHADOWMEISTER, but his FAM is made up of people who are very close friends and under his protection. SHADOWMEISTER is very loyal to the core of people who he can rely on and who rely on him, be they blood relative or friend.

So when a cousin on his mothers side JOHN MASSEY came to SHADOWMEISTER and explained he wanted to visit his dying sister and had been denied compassionate leave, SHADOWMEISTER had no hesitation. JOHN MASSEY had escaped several times previously from jail - always to visit his family at times when they needed him most.


SHADOWMEISTER:

"A man who doesn?t spend time with his family can never be a real man"

SHADOWMEISTER was bored of jail life and this request gave him the impetus to up sticks and have it away on his toes with JOHN.

JOHN MASSEYgave himself up after three days on the run, having visited his dying sister and seen his old mum. "I promised SHADOWMEISTER" was all he said as he handed himself in.

The papers were full of the fact that JOHN's sister CAROL had a full blown New Orleans style funeral complete with black horses with ostrich plumes drawing the coffin and a jazz band leading the funeral cort?ge.

In due course CAROL's young, orphaned daughter went to a finishing school in Switzerland and then went on to study particle physics at the University of Manchester; all paid for by mysterious uncle X.MEISTER who "lived abroad". A bright future beckons for the young lady.

BUSINESS AS USUAL:

With PRISON OFFICER KIAH, JENKSand BILLY "IN THE CORNER" to take care of his empire on the inside, including THE OLD POTTING SHED H.M.P. Bluelight Towers will continue to provide a handsome revenue stream for SHADOWMEISTER for years to come.

BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS:

He worships reptiles. He blackens his eyes with soot like a prostitute. He dances and plays the cymbals.


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Combine this with his extensive knowledge of physics and chemistry, the exotic psychedelic drugs SHADOWMEISTER peddles, his mountain climbing and the SHADOWMEISTER racing cars, the painting of nudes and playing music in various bands; this criminal masterclass for SHADOWMEISTER has been AN EPIC OF A GENIUS AT BAY.

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The level of fame and the blood soaked niche he carved for himself during his stay in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers guarantee SHADOWMEISTER a permanent place in the International Rogues Gallery, alongside such alumni as DR. MORIARTY, AUGUSTUS OWSLEY STANLEY III, RICHARD KEMP and MURDOC.

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SHADOWMEISTER is an International playboy in a world where money takes the place of morals and thrill-seeking passes for love!

Five days before, a newcomer to the University... and now SHADOWMEISTER is stripping shamelessly before a drunken group of students.

what does the future hold for SHADOWMEISTER?


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YOU DON'T NEED A WEAPON IF YOU'RE ARMED WITH AN IMAGINATION!

RESPECT!





ESCAPED!

MADNESS00

NO VICE TOO AWFUL
NO LUST TOO DEGRADING
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO DI TUTTI I CAPI!


RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 105
ESCAPED FROM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers = 20
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
DOCTOR 00 = 20
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
UNIVERSITY LECTURER = 10
Business as Usual JENKS = 9
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual MARK = 4
Business as Usual THE TWINS = 4
Business as Usual CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
Business as Usual POTTING SHED = 4
Business as Usual HARDKNOCK GYM = 3
Business as Usual LAINIE = 3


TOTAL RESPECT = 191

MADNESS00 IS the face of lust. He is a fan of forbidden, secret practices. He dwells in a sick and twisted world.

At first glance, MADNESS00 is seen as a courteous man, a man of class and sophistication. He is charming, intelligent and extremely glib. This is a good observation, as MADNESS00 truly believes himself to be all those things and wants everyone else to share this opinion.

When the mask slips, and it does slip, he is revealed as a master of manipulation and a cheap con artist. MADNESS00 is a psychopath and a calculating sadist. He has no remorse or empathy for his victims.

He saw in DAZ an easy mark. The man had a simple, effective escape plan and with a gram of PUB DUST to fuel him, DAZ was a willing DUPE and only to happy to do the hard work.

MADNESS00 lay on the bed smoking CONGOLESE RED while DOPEY DAZ broke through the wall. Of course MADNESS00 let DAZ go out of the hole first "As it was only fair"

When DAZ was still thirty foot off the ground MADNESS00 gave the rope a snap-jerk and DAZ lost his grip, fell to the floor and broke his ankle. DAZ thought it was his own fault and urged MADNESS00 to carry on without him.

MADNESS00 had planned this all along for DAZ to crawl around outside the prison with a smashed leg as a DIVERSION to allow the sniggering MADNESS00 to walk away UNTOUCHED!


BUSINESS AS USUAL:

With PRISON OFFICER LAINIE, JENKS, ABDU, MARKand THE LEWIS TWINS to take care of his empire on the inside, including the HARDKNOCK GYM and the CHAPEL BASH HOUSE and THE OLD POTTING SHED, H.M.P. Bluelight Towers will continue to provide a revenue stream for MADNESS00 for years to come.


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BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS:

We next hear of MADNESS00 in LAS VEGAS


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A PSYCHOTIC WANTON LOST IN A WORLD OF SINSANITY​

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LAS VEGAS is sexy but MADNESS00 is sexier.

The show girls morals were flimsy and weak, and when MADNESS00 broke those barriers down, six fiery women were plunged headlong into a swift undertow of SEX, DRUGS, MONEY and INTRIGUE that bore them all WRIGGLING to one mans bed AT THE SAME TIME!.

That man is MADNESS00


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SEX AND DRUGS IN A SAVAGE SETTING!​


MADNESS00 is the electrifying story of pimps, prostitutes, drug dealers and killers, and MADNESS00 frenzied hunger to be come THE ABSOLUTE RULER of the LAS VEGAS UNDERWORLD.

It is a story of TWISTED AMBITIONS, WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER and TERROR IN THE STREETS

Its no secret. In VEGAS If you have the money, there are spots that will cater to any sport you name from gambling to girls, from golf to guzzling, from ping-pong to passion

MADNESS00 owns most of these establishments in Las Vegas and in the Florida resorts, pleasure palaces for the wicked wealthy. ITS A CRAZY BORDER-LINE WORLD OF GOLD, GLITTER AND GAMBLING


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MADNESS00 lived a life of Suspense, Passion, And Violence In The Gambling Joints

Was it cruelty for its own sake that intrigued these warped women? Or did each have a reason to hunger for the forbidden practices MADNESS00 subjected them to?

BORN TO LUST, HE LIVES IN SIN


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For now though we must leave MADNESS00 in a hotel room snorting 6-APB off a a young lady's bosoms. His girls are wearing either the latest thing in jazzy bathing suits or nothing at all

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RESPECT!
 
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The TOP DOG!

ESCAPED!


MAL3VOLENT
LION STRENGTH, MAMBA SPEED AND JACKAL CUNNING
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!


RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 128
ESCAPED FROM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers = 20
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
DOCTOR 3VOLENT = 20
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
UNIVERSITY LECTURER = 10
Secret RESPECT Bonus Unlocked:
BLOCKBUSTER FILM CONSULTANT = 10
Business as Usual ABDU = 5
Business as Usual ALEX = 4
Business as Usual MARK = 4
Business as Usual CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
Business as Usual POTTING SHED = 4
Business as Usual HARDKNOCK GYM = 3
Business as Usual KIAH = 3



TOTAL RESPECT = 215


THE AMAZING STORY OF ONE MANS GIGANTIC LUSTS!

Always one for cinematic references MAL3VOLENT had no hesitation in escaping with JAMES WHITLOCK, this was achieved by sawing through a metal bar, clambering over the roof and swinging around a CCTV pole using a bedsheet to get down to the street and the waiting silver PORSCHE 911's.

It was over 15 hours before their escape was detected thanks to the papier mache heads cunningly arranged in the beds along with pillows and plates of food to make it look they were both still there.

BUSINESS AS USUAL:

With PRISON OFFICER KIAH, ABDU, ALEXand MARK to take care of his empire on the inside, including CHAPEL BASH HOUSE, THE OLD POTTING SHED and HARDKNOCK GYM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers will continue to provide a KINGS RANSOM for MAL3VOLENT for years to come.

The level of fame and the blood soaked niche he carved for himself during his stay at H.M.P. Bluelight Towers guarantee MAL3VOLENT a place in the Rogues Gallery of famous criminals, alongside such alumni as AL CAPONE, THE KRAY TWINS and MAD FRANKIE FRASER.

BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS:

THE CARDS WERE STACKED UP AGAINST HIM ALL HIS LIFE, BUT HE CAME OUT WITH BOTH FISTS SWINGING LIKE A MAN

MAL3VOLENT stays in LONDON defying the LAW, ROBBING BANKS and going out in the BASEMENT CLUBS OF THE WEST END where he is the leader of a gang called the THRILL MAD PLAYBOYS who all compete with each other to be the "first to cut the cake"


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For MAL3VOLENT this exercise has revealed that civilization for him is but a thin veneer, the lightest scratch unleashes the KILLER lurking inside him that inhabits a senseless world of violence for the sake of violence, a creature that lives recklessly on forbidden thrills.

"Judge me in hell!" he spat at the judge about to pronounce sentence on him before he came to H.M.P. Bluelight Towers.

By anyone's standards his whole life will be judged as an orgy of sin. The first love of his life, an evil sex-crazed man first introduced him to that underworld of dark passions. It was in the jazz clubs he took MAL3VOLENT to that MAL3VOLENT first practiced the degraded perverse pleasures he is famous for.

That first brutal weekend of jazz and junk, his passions swirling with the reefer smoke, as dissonant and savage as the jazz coming from the band, MAL3VOLENT took a terrifying trip through the soul jazz clubs, bizarre sex clubs and the sinister "numbers" club of London?s seething Brixton scene.

A trip that would hurricane and buffet MAL3VOLENT's emotions to the inevitable orgiastic, wild and frantic crescendo we saw only too often in this simulation. Needless to say in LONDON, in that strange, savage world of night people, hot music and cool jazz MAL3VOLENT became the undisputed king.

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Jazz is his life, it's his triumph and his tragedy

what does the future hold for MAL3VOLENT?

Face The Facts.

27 BANKS IN THREE YEARS
100% ADRENALINE
MAL3VOLENT IS A BRUTE WHO LIVES AND LOVES LIKE AN ANIMAL
MAL3VOLENT IS A CARNIVOROUS BEAST


MAL3VOLENT will not conform. MAL3VOLENT didn't want the life that society dictates. MAL3VOLENT will not be a slave to a job and a bank mortgage.

MAL3VOLENT craves the MIRRORED CEILINGS and the TAWDRY GLAMOUR of LONDON's west end where he can truly satisfy his SORDID LUSTS, the DEGENRATE DRUG ABUSE, the HARD CASH and the SEX that consists of calloused hands and vulgar grunts and crude maulings and selfish pleasures.


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RIDING HIGH ON A ROLLERCOASTER OF LUST!

RESPECT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOW...



THE ROLL OF THE DRUMS

THE CLICK OF THE SWITCHBLADE

THE SPLIFF OF CONGOLESE RED

THE SNEER OF CONTEMPT

YOUR LIFE IN HIS HANDS

YOUR DEATH ON HIS MIND​


The shattering impact of this story

Is perhaps the most


EXPLOSIVE

seen since

BLUELIGHT BEGAN!

FORGET WHAT'S LEGAL

HE DOES WHAT'S RIGHT

THE STORY OF A MAN

THEY COULD NOT BREAK

THEY COULD NOT HUMILIATE

THEY COULD NOT INCARCERATE

HE IS

THE TOP DOG

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MAL3VOLENT​

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MAXIMUM RESPECT!​


THANK YOU FOR PLAYING​

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TOP DOG



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"Who let the dogs out?"

-IGN

10/10
"The most fun you'll have in prison"

-GameSpot








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leet...seriously man, this thread has been a trip. Thanks for all the thrills and laughs. The time and effort you put in. When it comes down to it, we all know who is actually TOP DOG around here.

This thread will definitely go down as one of the best (THE best, for my money) in the history of Bluelight ...and will rest forever in the halls of BoBL...but not until everyone pays their RESPECTS.
 
It's scary how quickly leet picked up on my behaviors. He was dead on, except for the psychopath part.
 
I never even mentioned the meth lol, think hes got cams on us.
 
Reading through those was hilarious, I hope someone gets alasdairm a biscuit soon lol

Thank you leet that was crazy!
 
Maximum RESPECT to leet for carrying this through to the very end with HUMOR and APLOMB!

Seriously man, fantastic effort, this has been truly epic and I can't recall ever reading a better thread. :)
 
Thank you all for playing and the LULZ you gave me along the way.

Without you guys it would have meant nothing, just me looking at pictures of scofflaws for a few weeks, instead I got to look at them with bigger scofflaws.

To all those who are on the out - DON'T GET CAUGHT AGAIN
and GOOD LUCK to all those who are still inside​

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RESPECT!​
 
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leet...seriously man, this thread has been a trip. Thanks for all the thrills and laughs. The time and effort you put in. When it comes down to it, we all know who is actually top dog around here.

This thread will definitely go down as one of the best (the best, for my money) in the history of bluelight ...and will rest forever in the halls of bobl...but not until everyone pays their respects.



MAL3VOLENT
IS
TOP DOG
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MAXIMUM RESPECT

 
I've shipped it off to Best of Bluelight where it certainly belongs, the cream of the crop. :)
 
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