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H.M.P. Bluelight Towers - Top Dog
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H.M.P. Bluelight Towers time: 13:19
Sick Bay Notice Board said:
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H.M.P. Bluelight Towers time: 13:38
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leet
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YES!
Just pick who you'd like to punch in the nose from:
LENNY, CEI, GEORGE, TIMMY or VERN!
Next episode will be 14th. December.
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H.M.P. Bluelight Towers time: 14:05
i know I'm 5 minutes late girl but minutes ain't the only thing I got 5 extra of.
Sick Bay Notice Board said:
i know I'm 5 minutes late girl but minutes ain't the only thing I got 5 extra of.
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mtu mwendawazimu
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LOL.
(penis inches)
(penis inches)
mtu mwendawazimu
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Takes the insult "dick-bag" to whole new level.
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Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
TOP DOG
RESULTS for
Episode #2 - Give a dog a bad name
and
Bonus Mission #2 - Dog groomer
TOP DOG
RESULTS for
Episode #2 - Give a dog a bad name
and
Bonus Mission #2 - Dog groomer
Ready?
Well let's take a closer look at the TARGETS
LENNY EVANS
STABBED HIS PARTNER OVER A ROW ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO THE SHOP TO BUY LUNCH
ALCOHOLIC
POLY DRUG ABUSER
MULTIPLE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES
"VICIOUS WHINGING GOBSHITE"
CEI OWENS
DARK WEB DRUG DEALER
MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND HIGH QUALITY AFGHAN HASHISH
CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
"MUMMY'S LITTLE SOLDIER"
GEORGE ROGERS
LUNATIC
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF CHESTER LADIES F.C.
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF CHESTER CITY SUPPORTERS ASSOCIATION
FORMER INDEPENDENT PARTY PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE
BROKE INTO HIS LOVE RIVALS HOUSE, SPRAYED HIM WITH CS GAS, THEN STABBED HIM IN THE ARM AND STOMACH
EITHER A FANTASIST OR THE MOST SEXUALLY PROLIFIC MALE EVER
"ARROGANT POMPOUS TWAT"
TIMOTHY CHAN
CANNABIS FARMER
QUIET GUY, HELPS ILLITERATE PRISONERS WRITE LETTERS HOME
"SOUND BLOKE"
WESLEY HARDMAN
CAREER CRIMINAL
LOVES GETTING SMASHED ON BROWN AND WHITE
LOVES STEALING HIGH POWERED CARS WHEN WASTED AND SMASHING THEM UP
LETS THE OTHER PRISONERS PUNCH HIM FOR SPICE
"WEAPONS GRADE TOOL"
VERNON HENSHAW
BULLSEYE!
RAPER MAN AND 100% BEAST
STRANGLED HIS VICTIM TILL SHE FELL UNCONSCIOUS
RAPED HER ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
PEOPLE INSTINCTIVELY HATE HIS GUTS ON SIGHT
"A BEAST AND A WASTE OF SKIN"
NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS RESPECTED
TOP DOG
AND WHO IS DISRESPECTED PRISON PEKINGESE!
STABBED HIS PARTNER OVER A ROW ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO THE SHOP TO BUY LUNCH
ALCOHOLIC
POLY DRUG ABUSER
MULTIPLE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES
"VICIOUS WHINGING GOBSHITE"
CEI OWENS
DARK WEB DRUG DEALER
MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND HIGH QUALITY AFGHAN HASHISH
CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
"MUMMY'S LITTLE SOLDIER"
GEORGE ROGERS
LUNATIC
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF CHESTER LADIES F.C.
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF CHESTER CITY SUPPORTERS ASSOCIATION
FORMER INDEPENDENT PARTY PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE
BROKE INTO HIS LOVE RIVALS HOUSE, SPRAYED HIM WITH CS GAS, THEN STABBED HIM IN THE ARM AND STOMACH
EITHER A FANTASIST OR THE MOST SEXUALLY PROLIFIC MALE EVER
"ARROGANT POMPOUS TWAT"
TIMOTHY CHAN
CANNABIS FARMER
QUIET GUY, HELPS ILLITERATE PRISONERS WRITE LETTERS HOME
"SOUND BLOKE"
WESLEY HARDMAN
CAREER CRIMINAL
LOVES GETTING SMASHED ON BROWN AND WHITE
LOVES STEALING HIGH POWERED CARS WHEN WASTED AND SMASHING THEM UP
LETS THE OTHER PRISONERS PUNCH HIM FOR SPICE
"WEAPONS GRADE TOOL"
VERNON HENSHAW
BULLSEYE!
RAPER MAN AND 100% BEAST
STRANGLED HIS VICTIM TILL SHE FELL UNCONSCIOUS
RAPED HER ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
PEOPLE INSTINCTIVELY HATE HIS GUTS ON SIGHT
"A BEAST AND A WASTE OF SKIN"
NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS RESPECTED
TOP DOG
AND WHO IS DISRESPECTED PRISON PEKINGESE!
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THIS WEEK'S WINNER:
MAL3VOLENT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 17
Framing RAPER MAN VERNON = 6
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 2
TOTAL RESPECT = 29
Smashing his way into the top spot MAL3VOLENT is using all his skills and knowledge to sneer at authority. A massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his reward for displaying verve and natural criminality!
MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MADE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 17
FramingRAPER MAN VERNON = 6
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 27
Snapping hard at the heels of the leader, MADNESS00 is making this look easy. One to watch in the coming weeks!
BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LITTLE CAESAR!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 22
Framing Cannabis Farmer TIMOTHY = 2
TOTAL RESPECT = 24
Dropping down from the top spot, BPTUBBS needs to watch his back in the toxic environment of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. Nobody likes yesterdays man!
INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Stitching up WASTE OF SPACE WES = 4
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 15
Moving up into the promotion zone, new arrival INVEGAUSER is finding his feet in the prison environment and is making a name for himself with the screws and cons alike!
SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers PRISON BARON!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 8
Stitching up SCUMBAG LENNY = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 2
TOTAL RESPECT = 14
A feared individual in the prison environment SHADOWMEISTER is able to parrot nonsensical phrases learnt in his Cognitive Behavioral Therapy to fool Probation Officers, but the screws and cons can all see the madness in his eyes!
ZEPHYR
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BIG BOSS!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 12
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 11
ZEPHYR Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
CAPTAIN HEROIN
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Framing"GORGEOUS" GEORGIE PORGIE = 5
TOTAL RESPECT = 9
The sick lust for the blood and pain of others ensure that CAPTAIN HEROIN is consistently callous and lacking in empathy making him one the most feared individuals in the prison.
NEVERSICKANYMORE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures NEVERSICKANYMORE is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
NOODLE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures NOODLE is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
THE LOVE BANDIT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures THE LOVE BANDIT is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SWILOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures SWILOW is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SHADY'S FOX
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
SHADY'S FOX Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
ALASDAIRM
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
MEL22
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
MEL22 Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
WO1FG4NG
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
WO1FG4NG Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
MAL3VOLENT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 17
Framing RAPER MAN VERNON = 6
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 2
TOTAL RESPECT = 29
Smashing his way into the top spot MAL3VOLENT is using all his skills and knowledge to sneer at authority. A massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his reward for displaying verve and natural criminality!
MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MADE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 17
FramingRAPER MAN VERNON = 6
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 27
Snapping hard at the heels of the leader, MADNESS00 is making this look easy. One to watch in the coming weeks!
BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LITTLE CAESAR!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 22
Framing Cannabis Farmer TIMOTHY = 2
TOTAL RESPECT = 24
Dropping down from the top spot, BPTUBBS needs to watch his back in the toxic environment of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. Nobody likes yesterdays man!
INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Stitching up WASTE OF SPACE WES = 4
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 15
Moving up into the promotion zone, new arrival INVEGAUSER is finding his feet in the prison environment and is making a name for himself with the screws and cons alike!
SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers PRISON BARON!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 8
Stitching up SCUMBAG LENNY = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 2
TOTAL RESPECT = 14
A feared individual in the prison environment SHADOWMEISTER is able to parrot nonsensical phrases learnt in his Cognitive Behavioral Therapy to fool Probation Officers, but the screws and cons can all see the madness in his eyes!
ZEPHYR
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BIG BOSS!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 12
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 11
ZEPHYR Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
CAPTAIN HEROIN
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Framing"GORGEOUS" GEORGIE PORGIE = 5
TOTAL RESPECT = 9
The sick lust for the blood and pain of others ensure that CAPTAIN HEROIN is consistently callous and lacking in empathy making him one the most feared individuals in the prison.
NEVERSICKANYMORE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures NEVERSICKANYMORE is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
NOODLE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures NOODLE is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
THE LOVE BANDIT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures THE LOVE BANDIT is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SWILOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 4
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures SWILOW is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SHADY'S FOX
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
SHADY'S FOX Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
ALASDAIRM
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
MEL22
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
MEL22 Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
WO1FG4NG
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
WO1FG4NG Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
MAL3VOLENT
IS
TOP DOG
RESPECT!
IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #3
"Why get a dog and bark yourself?"
COMING SOON!
NOW YOU REAP
WHAT YOU DID SOW
IS
TOP DOG
RESPECT!
IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #3
"Why get a dog and bark yourself?"
COMING SOON!
NOW YOU REAP
WHAT YOU DID SOW
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I knew raper man Vernon was the correct hit!!
Didn't know we could choose more than one - style points for sniping him?
Didn't know we could choose more than one - style points for sniping him?
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Fuck yeah.
my life is validated now.
fuck you pussies.
ill let you know how nurse Carolyn tastes.
my life is validated now.
fuck you pussies.
ill let you know how nurse Carolyn tastes.
mal3volent
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Lol XOR you underestimate me.
Far as I know, there's no rules against fucking her in the ass.
what BRO hasn't been there? Much luv and respekt to all.
Far as I know, there's no rules against fucking her in the ass.
what BRO hasn't been there? Much luv and respekt to all.