RESULTS for Episode #2 - Give a dog a bad name and Bonus Mission #2 - Dog groomer
Ready? Well let's take a closer look at the TARGETS
LENNY EVANS STABBED HIS PARTNER OVER A ROW ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO THE SHOP TO BUY LUNCH ALCOHOLIC
POLY DRUG ABUSER MULTIPLE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES
"VICIOUS WHINGING GOBSHITE"
CEI OWENS DARK WEB DRUG DEALER MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND HIGH QUALITY AFGHAN HASHISH CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
"MUMMY'S LITTLE SOLDIER"
GEORGE ROGERS LUNATIC FORMER CHAIRMAN OF CHESTER LADIES F.C.
FORMER CHAIRMAN OF CHESTER CITY SUPPORTERS ASSOCIATION
FORMER INDEPENDENT PARTY PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE
BROKE INTO HIS LOVE RIVALS HOUSE, SPRAYED HIM WITH CS GAS, THEN STABBED HIM IN THE ARM AND STOMACH EITHER A FANTASIST OR THE MOST SEXUALLY PROLIFIC MALE EVER
WESLEY HARDMAN CAREER CRIMINAL LOVES GETTING SMASHED ON BROWN AND WHITE
LOVES STEALING HIGH POWERED CARS WHEN WASTED AND SMASHING THEM UP LETS THE OTHER PRISONERS PUNCH HIM FOR SPICE
"WEAPONS GRADE TOOL"
VERNON HENSHAW
BULLSEYE! RAPER MAN AND 100% BEAST STRANGLED HIS VICTIM TILL SHE FELL UNCONSCIOUS
RAPED HER ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR PEOPLE INSTINCTIVELY HATE HIS GUTS ON SIGHT
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 17
Framing RAPER MAN VERNON = 6
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 2 TOTAL RESPECT = 29
Smashing his way into the top spot MAL3VOLENT is using all his skills and knowledge to sneer at authority. A massive increase in RESPECT from the other convicts is his reward for displaying verve and natural criminality!
MADNESS00 H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MADE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 17
FramingRAPER MAN VERNON = 6
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4 TOTAL RESPECT = 27
Snapping hard at the heels of the leader, MADNESS00 is making this look easy. One to watch in the coming weeks!
BPTUBBS H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LITTLE CAESAR!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 22
Framing Cannabis Farmer TIMOTHY = 2 TOTAL RESPECT = 24
Dropping down from the top spot, BPTUBBS needs to watch his back in the toxic environment of H.M.P. Bluelight Towers. Nobody likes yesterdays man!
INVEGAUSER H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Stitching up WASTE OF SPACE WES = 4
Banging NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 3 TOTAL RESPECT = 15
Moving up into the promotion zone, new arrival INVEGAUSER is finding his feet in the prison environment and is making a name for himself with the screws and cons alike!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 8
Stitching up SCUMBAG LENNY = 4
Understanding of Criminal Anthropology IN THE FIELD = 2 TOTAL RESPECT = 14
A feared individual in the prison environment SHADOWMEISTER is able to parrot nonsensical phrases learnt in his Cognitive Behavioral Therapy to fool Probation Officers, but the screws and cons can all see the madness in his eyes!
ZEPHYR H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BIG BOSS!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 12
Hobbit = -1 TOTAL RESPECT = 11
ZEPHYR Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
CAPTAIN HEROIN H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
The sick lust for the blood and pain of others ensure that CAPTAIN HEROIN is consistently callous and lacking in empathy making him one the most feared individuals in the prison.
NEVERSICKANYMORE H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!
Although a new guy, his jacket ensures SWILOW is RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SHADY'S FOX H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1 TOTAL RESPECT = 3
SHADY'S FOX Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
ALASDAIRM H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1 TOTAL RESPECT = 3
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
MEL22 H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1 TOTAL RESPECT = 3
MEL22 Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
WO1FG4NG H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
HOBBIT = -1 TOTAL RESPECT = 3
WO1FG4NG Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is delighted with the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. BOO!
At least I'm above the majority, and feared (rightly so). I'm just bummed I didn't get to bang Nurse Carolyn... I heard that the line I used always works...
It was a great line, but Nurse Carolyn works with thieves, murderers and drug addicts and needed sweet talking all week before granting an inmate a PRIVATE APPOINTMENT
Is it going to be torture for you to bang her, since she's female and all? I mean of course you have to do it now, otherwise you lose RESPECT in the jailyard.