H.M.P. Bluelight Towers - Top Dog

FULL HOUSE AT THE HARDCASE GYM



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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!


Commentator 1:
Good evening and welcome to H.M.P. Bluelight Towers at the HardCase Gym for tonight's boxing match which promises to be a classic in every sense of the word. In the red corner, weighing in at 258 pounds and the undisputed pie eating champion of the prison, the man known as Mark Anderson!

Aaaaaaand in the blue corner weighing in at 180 pounds dead weight... Jason James!

Give it up for tonight's referee The Undefeated Highlands Champion Boxer - Senior Prison Warden Mr. Fulton Mackay!

And tonight's prize?

SMASHING THE LOSER INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK!


Senior Prison Warden Mr. Mackay:

A'm waantin' a guid wash rammy atween youse twa. Na heid butting, na wee blows 'n' na haudin'. We gaed ower th' rules in th' changing rooms lads, sae. Noo titch gloves 'n' back tae yer corners.

(Bell rings)

Commentator 1:

Well, I've got to say that Mark Anderson looks pretty handy tonight. Been convicted and jailed for assault. He's got a record for violence sure, but this is his first time behind bars. Has numerous other convictions, aaaall for violence.

He's been training with the new guys but sound.

Mark is a stone mason by trade, so he's a natural born hard hitter.

Commentator 2:
And that's really starting to show in his early dominance against Jason. Mark's really come out fighting and he's caught Jason totally off guard.

Commentator 1:
What Mark hasn't told the rest of the prison that his convictions for violence are...

Commentator 2:
...Yes?


Commentator 1:
...Are ALL and I mean ALL 14 of them are against his ex-partner and the mother of his two children. For example, last Christmas he battered his ex-partner with a rolling pin. He got a suspended sentence for that one.

As if that wasn't enough, he then attacks her - in public this time, your actual broad daylight in the High Street.

Pushes her against a lamp post and starts punching and slapping her about the face. He pulls her coat off and rips her blouse open and verbally abuses her. She finally manages to escape and when Police find her she was "covered in blood", had a broken nose, a fractured cheek and two black eyes. The judge called Mark a "bully"

Hang on... What's this?

Right now he's receiving a number of telling blows from Jason.

Commentator 2:
Well, Jason has been training with some real dark horses, let me tell you why... WOAH! YES! Jason is having a field day here, he's just laying into Mark left, right and centre, and he's really giving him a right royal boxing lesson.

Commentator 1:
This is seriously bad news for Mark.

Jason is a professional boxer who has multiple previous convictions for violent assaults, he is in the nick yet again, because this time he actually managed to kill a good friend of his with one punch - a deadly knockout blow to the head, the fabled "King Hit"

His judge branded Jason as a "coward." He's not looking that cowardly here tonight.

The "King Hit" that jailed him was modestly described by James to the Police as a "clip to the ear"

This sickening act inspired Danny Green [four times Boxing World Champion] to instigate his STOP THE COWARD'S PUNCH CAMPAIGN

Commentator 2:
Well, I hope history doesn't repeat itself because Jason seems to have hit an early knockout blow...

All action happens in slow motion in background

Commentator 2:

...Aaaaaand Mark hits the canvas! He hits the fucking canvas! I don't believe it!

Still in Slo-Mo

Senior Prison Warden Mr. Mackay:

One-er...two-er?three-er?four-er?.five-er?. (raises hand and hits the ground). .. six-er?.sev -

Commentator 2:
- What's this? What's this? Why is Mr. Mackay is signalling to the physician?

Commentator 1:
OOPS! JASE DID IT AGAIN!!!


TONIGHT'S WINNER IS

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JASON JAMES
WITH HIS INFAMOUS KING PUNCH!



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YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION
TO MURDER AND MAIM
 
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tl/dr - jase sparked mark in round 1
 
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Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!




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RESULTS for
Episode #1 - Dog eat dog
and
Bonus Mission #1 - Boxer dog


Ready?
Well let's take a closer look at the TARGETS in



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CHRISTOPHER GAMLIN
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PEDO

ATTEMPTED TO MEET A CHILD AFTER GROOMING
ATTEMPTED TO INCITE A CHILD INTO SEXUAL ACTIVITY
DEPRAVED MONSTER



NICHOLAS POOL
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BULLSEYE
PEDOPHILE POLICEMAN


ATTEMPTED TO INCITE A CHILD INTO SEXUAL ACTIVITY
MADE INDECENT IMAGES OF A CHILD
THERE IS MORE BUT

TBH HIS CRIMES ARE JUST TOO SICKENING TO DETAIL EVEN HERE




PAUL AUSTIN ROBERTS

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PEDO

GROOMING AND ATTEMPTING TO CAUSE A CHILD TO WATCH SEXUAL ACTS IN A GRAVEYARD
SUB HUMAN SCUM




STUART TOMLINSON
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PEDO

FILMED HIMSELF RAPING A TODDLER

ADULT WOMEN, YOUNG GIRLS AND ANIMALS ALL FEATURED IN HIS DEPRAVITY
100% BEAST



JONATHON RICHMAN

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FRAUDSTER

CONNED PEOPLE OUT OF OVER £80,000

THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE BUYING LAST MINUTE HOLIDAYS
POLICE HAD "NO CLUES" UNTIL HE RANG THEM UP TO TELL THEM TO BACK OFF
THEY THEN TRACED HIS MOBILE AND CAUGHT THE ARROGANT SHIT

RUMOURED TO PISS THE BED



LEE MICHAEL
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CHILD KILLER

MURDERED HIS TWO YEAR OLD SON IN 2002

NOW BACK INSIDE FOR BREAKING A PUPPIES JAW AND KILLING A CAT

AN UTTER TWAT


Lets see which of our convicts is:


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WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON POODLE
 
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THIS WEEK'S WINNER:

BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LORD OF TORTURE!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Shanking PEDO-COPPER NICHOLAS POOL = 6
Shanking UTTER TWAT LEE MICHAEL = 5
Unlocking Secret Bonus MAKING THE HEADLINES = 3
Boxing Expert = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 22
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MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPTAIN OF CARNAGE!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Shanking PEDO-COPPER NICHOLAS POOL = 6
Unlocking Secret Bonus MAKING THE HEADLINES = 3
Boxing Expert = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 17



MAL3VOLENT

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPTAIN OF CARNAGE!

RESPECT points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Shanking UTTER TWAT LEE MICHAEL = 5
Unlocking Secret Bonus MAKING THE HEADLINES = 3
Boxing Expert = 5

TOTAL RESPECT = 17



ZEPHYR

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers SPAWN OF EVIL!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Shanking PEDO BEAST STUART TOMLINSON = 5
Unlocking Secret Bonus MAKING THE HEADLINES = 3

TOTAL RESPECT = 12



SHADOWMEISTER

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LEATHER PUSHER!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4
Boxing Expert = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 8



SHADY'S FOX

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 4



ALASDAIRM

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 4



MEL22

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 4



WO1FG4NG

H.M.P. Bluelight Towers HARD CASE CRIMINAL!

RESPECT
points totalizer:
Convicted Armed Robber = 4

TOTAL RESPECT = 4



BPTUBBS
IS
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RESPECT!


IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!

WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #2


"Give a dog a bad name"

COMING SOON!


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YOU WANTED IT DARKER
WE KILLED THE FLAME
 
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Our convicts deal with the aftermath of the
BLOODBATH
in the NEXT EXCITING EPISODE of



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Thanks, I really appreciate the feedback.
 
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Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS


This is a:

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Open To All Forum Members

Episode difficulty level:3



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Episode #2 - Give a dog a bad name




Ready?
Well let's play:


You've shanked a beast on the Vulnerable Persons Unit, and the Governor is determined to find out who did it. Guess what? It isn't going to be you who takes the rap. Whoever you pick to take the blame needs to be hated by the other cons. This would not only take the heat off you but by publicly getting rid of a fuckface from the prison at the same time will increase your RESPECT amongst your peers.


There is no right or wrong answer, you need to draw on the knowledge life has given you and all you know about Criminal Anthropology. Each decision you make will earn you RESPECT points. These points added together will determine the winner of each episode. At the series end the highest scoring convict becomes...


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Which of the following will you stitch up by dumping your bloody knife under their mattress?

THE ALARM BELLS ARE RINGING
THE PRISON IS GOING ON LOCKDOWN


GET TO WORK

LENNY
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CEI
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GEORGE
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TIMMY
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WES
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BIG VERN
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Remember: For these guys this is fucking serious...

Hey, but for you it's just for fun!

NOW STITCH THAT DICKHEAD UP!

Results in about a week.

Keep your eyes PEELED for Episode 3 of this exciting prison simulation!



CHECK IN HERE REGULARLY FAM TO SEE WHO IS RESPECTED



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EPISODE #2

AND WHO IS DISRESPECTED PRISON KING CHARLES SPANIEL!

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IF THINE IS THE GLORY
THEN MINE IS THE SHAME
 
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Timmy looks like a kiddy diddler... would gladly frame him.
 
lenny has reliable skils and is in it for the long term except for his drug/alcohol habit and doesn't think that far ahead. breaking and entering/armed robbery.

cei is a rank amateur who will bungle anything and tugging on his mommies apron strings when shit goes south. computer crimes/pedophile/forgery.

wes is a psychopath and can't be trusted. ???

timmy hides his sickness well, keeps to himself and slippery as they come. pedophile/drug dealing/murder.

george might seem like a good one to have your back in a pinch and doesn't draw attention to himself needlessly but will show you your insides in a heartbeat. burglary/GTA/bank robber.

big vern has master plans, charisma and always lookin out for big number one. grand larceny/multiple murders/professional thief.

WES needs to go
 
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Lenny is an alcoholic with a long record of domestic abuse. He has many intellectual disabilities and mostly keeps to himself.

Cei got busted with a hard drive full of kiddie porn after sending dick pics to an undercover posing as an 11 year old girl. He is scum, but has never actually followed through with any of his sick thoughts.

George is in a biker gang and shows little to no signs of sexual deviancy. He's in for drug charges and arson.

Timmy is a high level human trafficker who has bought and sold hundreds of young girls and boys throughout the last two decades. He was convicted as a result of a huge fbi investigation and his trial was highly publicized.

Wes walked in on his fianc? and another man. Killed them both with a shotgun before they could even get out of bed. He is a very volatile person but as long as you don't betray his trust you will have no problems from him. He is actually a pretty decent guy despite being abused as a child left to fend for himself since he was 16.

Big Vern is an fbi informant who was beaten and had his eye gouged in his cell. He is very close to getting out but is most likely fucked because everyone knows and even the guards hate him.


Big Vern is the most hated of the bunch but is too protected. He won't make it out though. Timmy is a dead man too, just a matter of time. Neither would be perceived as being capable of going on a rampage in the Vulnerable Persons Unit. George and Wes would be capable but they are fairly well liked by the other inmates. Lenny is sick with colon cancer.

The perfect person to frame is definitely CEI.
 
Going against the grain here and going to go with Big Vern.

Looks a bit too slick. And that look is his remaining eye looks like he's watching people get naked.
 
welcome back Zephyr

I would play but my intelligence level is like -3000 and I don’t know how to play

I’m not a smarty pants like mal
 
welcome back Zephyr

I would play but my intelligence level is like -3000 and I don’t know how to play

I’m not a smarty pants like mal

Going just by looks say which one you'd like to punch in the nose the most
 
Lenny got caught with twelve missing children in his basement. All the neighbors have always been creeped out by him. He's a stone cold professional child molester. However he has no friends in the world, because he's too creepy and weird, he argues with himself a lot.

Cei got caught downloading teenie porn during an ethyl-hexedrone binge. He probably thought it was "barely legal" porn and he's in utter disbelief that he's in prison. Dude is terrified of being shanked/molested but wouldn't hurt a fly.

George is in prison for beating up a rival biker with his buddies. The guy is in a coma now. Bad news, but he's really protected because his biker gang buddies are in with him. Plus, when it comes to who deserves the ultimate punishment, violence against consenting adults is down the list.

Timmy's real name is Xi Huang, and he runs a Chinese drug cartel. You don't want to touch Timmy, 'nuf said.

Wes is in prison for drug crimes. Dude fucking loves his coke and meth. He's served 4 years already and he's up for parole in three months. He's been on his best behavior so he's probably about to get out and keep doing drugw, glorious drugs. Don't have the heart to shank him.

Big Vern believes he's a pirate. He's not, but he truly believes it with a desperate fervor that unsettles everyone he meets. He talks like he thinks pirates talk, which is not precisely like they actually talk. he tells only pirate jokes ("What is a pirate's favorite vehicle? If you say his carrrr!, he says no dumbass, it's his ship! And if you think you're clever and say his ship!, he says no, it's his carrrrrr). He's in prison because he climbed aboard someone's yacht and declared it to be his and made them all walk the plank. Big Vern is delusional, not entirely harmless, but strangely rather likeable, in a pitying sort of way.

Seeing as how Lenny is both the worst person of the lot and he has no one to try to avenge him... I'd shank Lenny for sure.
 
Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!


Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:1

WARNING: Contains strong action violence and sexualised posing.

Let's play:


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BONUS MISSION #2

H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
SICK BAY


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There's a new nurse in the Sick Bay



NURSE CAROLYN

Everyone agrees she's an amazing improvement on the old battleaxe that was there for the last 20 years.

You get to meet her when loitering by the Medical Notice Board. "Excuse me" she whispers in your ear "I have to refresh this noticeboard everyday between 1100 and 1400 hours, if I could just squeeze past you?"

You make a funny but polite reply about being refreshed by her yourself, and a little dimple appears in her cheeks.

Then SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY struts up and tells you to get lost.


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"Git tae yer cell noo prisoner 13, thir's a guid sur"



Obviously you are going to pull NURSE CAROLYN before Friday.

You hang out by the Sick Bay Notice Board all week between 11.00 and 14.00 hours. To break the ice with NURSE CAROLYN you decide to place amusing post-it notes on the noticeboard every day for her to find, so you can laugh and chat about them together.

Post one smiley of your choice on the thread every day all this week to try and charm your way into a private consultation with NURSE CAROLYN.

Notes:
The more days you do this the better your chances
Your posts must be timed as detailed above, otherwise SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY will find and destroy your opening gambits.


Pull the nurse



Maximize your RESPECT



and yes, you'll be the man dog




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SHE WAS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED
BUT WAS SHE MORE THAN THE TOP DOG COULD TAKE?


CHECK HERE FAM 2 SEE WHO IS

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WHO IS NEGLECTED SHIH TZU

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PORN IS NOT THE PROBLEM
YOU ARE
 
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