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Andrew - First of all, his red hair screams pedophile. It's not naturally red, mind you. It is permanently stained the color of when his victims rip apart. Let's move on to the glasses. The strain on his eyes comes from up-close anal investigation, pre-rape of his victims. His trapezoid mouth has permanently been shaped to optimize the suction in creating many a hickey upon the cheeks of his victims. And the shape of his head indicates he was a vagina baby, as opposed to a C-section, which puts him at greater risk of being obsessed with orifices.
Kyle - Has a young boy innocence about him that allows him to get close to and befriend his victims. Not to mention, his large, protruding jug ears, which we all know is a classic sign of a pedophile. And like Andrew, the pedo wears classes from eye strain in anal investigation.
Ahmed.
David - No one else but a pedophile would always wear sunglasses in the shade, have wardrobe malfunction such as a tie the same color of his suit, and always have his hands in his pockets. The bend of his knees suggest he has a "one foot after another" sort of walk, or in other words, an awkward and deliberate pacing, only suited for the top rank pedophiles. Side note - David, out of the four pedophiles I shank, was the only one who asked to jerk off one last time before he died. After the murder, I found a babies binky in his pocket, implying his arrested development and obsession with kids in that stage of life.
Kyle - Has a young boy innocence about him that allows him to get close to and befriend his victims. Not to mention, his large, protruding jug ears, which we all know is a classic sign of a pedophile. And like Andrew, the pedo wears classes from eye strain in anal investigation.
Ahmed.
David - No one else but a pedophile would always wear sunglasses in the shade, have wardrobe malfunction such as a tie the same color of his suit, and always have his hands in his pockets. The bend of his knees suggest he has a "one foot after another" sort of walk, or in other words, an awkward and deliberate pacing, only suited for the top rank pedophiles. Side note - David, out of the four pedophiles I shank, was the only one who asked to jerk off one last time before he died. After the murder, I found a babies binky in his pocket, implying his arrested development and obsession with kids in that stage of life.
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Lecture #3 results
LECTURE TITLE:
LECTURE #3
EXAMINATION RESULTS:
How did our students fare?
BPTUBBS
Current Credits = 0
Welcome Back Mr. Tubbs
Lecture #3 scored 89% = 4
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New Credit Total = 6
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LECTURE#3
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LECTURE TITLE:
"HOW TO BE A PEDO-HUNTER"
LECTURE #3
EXAMINATION RESULTS:
ANDREW WELSH
PEDO NONCE
DJ
ACTOR
SINGER
TOOK PART IN 2012 LONDON OLYMPIC CEREMONY
TOURED LOCAL SCHOOLS DRESSED AS MRS TRUNCHBULL
TRIED TO PERSUADE YOUNG GIRLS TO PERFORM SEXUAL ACTS OVER THE INTERNET
TOLD POLICE
"IT WAS PART OF THEIR EDUCATION"
INDICATORS:
BIG HEAD
SMALL FACE
DARREN CARNELL
INNOCENT
DEV PATEL
INNOCENT
KYLE PARRY
PEDO NONCE
WAS FOUND INNOCENT OF RAPING A YOUNG GIRL IN 2016
WENT ON TO BUGGER A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN 2017
INDICATORS:
JUG EARS
PAUL HIGNET
PEDO NONCE
REPEATEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A TODDLER
INDICATORS:
POTATO HEAD WITH LUMPS
SHEIK AHMED YASSIN
INNOCENT
FOUNDER OF HAMAS
MICHAEL ROBERTS
PEDO NONCE
SEXUALLY GROOMED CHILD OVER THE INTERNET
CAUGHT BY A PEDO HUNTER GROUP WHEN HE WENT TO MEET HER
INDICATORS:
SURLY MOUTH
BULLET SHAPED SKULL
KEIRON KEARNEY
PLAYER
DRUG DEALER
ELECTRICITY THIEF
BENEFIT CHEAT
INDICATORS:
NYLON SHIMMER SUITS
DAVID CROWTHER
PEDO NONCE
RAPED AND ABUSED A PRE-TEEN GIRL
JUDGE SAID OF HIM:
"You used her as a sex object to satisfy your vile, unhealthy lust."
INDICATORS:
TIE MATCHES HIS SUIT
PEDO NONCE
DJ
ACTOR
SINGER
TOOK PART IN 2012 LONDON OLYMPIC CEREMONY
TOURED LOCAL SCHOOLS DRESSED AS MRS TRUNCHBULL
TRIED TO PERSUADE YOUNG GIRLS TO PERFORM SEXUAL ACTS OVER THE INTERNET
TOLD POLICE
"IT WAS PART OF THEIR EDUCATION"
INDICATORS:
BIG HEAD
SMALL FACE
DARREN CARNELL
INNOCENT
DEV PATEL
INNOCENT
KYLE PARRY
PEDO NONCE
WAS FOUND INNOCENT OF RAPING A YOUNG GIRL IN 2016
WENT ON TO BUGGER A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN 2017
INDICATORS:
JUG EARS
PAUL HIGNET
PEDO NONCE
REPEATEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A TODDLER
INDICATORS:
POTATO HEAD WITH LUMPS
SHEIK AHMED YASSIN
INNOCENT
FOUNDER OF HAMAS
MICHAEL ROBERTS
PEDO NONCE
SEXUALLY GROOMED CHILD OVER THE INTERNET
CAUGHT BY A PEDO HUNTER GROUP WHEN HE WENT TO MEET HER
INDICATORS:
SURLY MOUTH
BULLET SHAPED SKULL
KEIRON KEARNEY
PLAYER
DRUG DEALER
ELECTRICITY THIEF
BENEFIT CHEAT
INDICATORS:
NYLON SHIMMER SUITS
DAVID CROWTHER
PEDO NONCE
RAPED AND ABUSED A PRE-TEEN GIRL
JUDGE SAID OF HIM:
"You used her as a sex object to satisfy your vile, unhealthy lust."
INDICATORS:
TIE MATCHES HIS SUIT
How did our students fare?
BPTUBBS
Current Credits = 0
Welcome Back Mr. Tubbs
Lecture #3 scored 89% = 4
Secret Bonus Unlocked:
SHOW AND TELL "TECHNIQUE" = 2
New Credit Total = 6
RESPECT!
MADNESS00
Current Credits = 3
Lecture #3 scored 57% = 3
Special Additional Credits Unlocked
PEER REVIEW
Original work previously submitted suitable to include in thesis = 3
New Credit Total = 9
The BLACK CAP AND GOWN is yours!
But we are Confident you can Order your SCARLET GOWN from TINK!
RESPECT!
MAL3VOLENT
Current Credits = 4
Lecture #3 scored 67% = 3
Special Additional Credits Unlocked
PEER REVIEW
Original work previously submitted suitable to include in thesis = 2
Secret Bonus Unlocked:
SHOW AND TELL "THE SHIV" = 2
New Credit Total = 11
The BLACK CAP AND GOWN is yours!
But we are Confident you can Order your SCARLET GOWN from TINK!
RESPECT!
SHADOWMEISTER
Current Credits = 3
Lecture #3 scored 67% = 3
Special Additional Credits Unlocked
PEER REVIEW
Original work previously submitted suitable to include in thesis = 5
New Credit Total = 11
The BLACK CAP AND GOWN is yours!
But we are Confident you can Order your SCARLET GOWN from TINK!
RESPECT!
MR. MEISTER & MR. VOLENT are VALEDICTORIAN SUMMA CUM LAUDE
RESPECT!
MAGNA CUM LAUDE student MR. 00
RESPECT!
CUM LAUDE students MR. TUBBS
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PRISON UNIVERSITY
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mal3volent
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Lol I went to community college drunk and on cocaine and I tied you.
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Here's to us guys...no matter where the world takes us after this...I know we will all stay friends forever!
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Prison University Lecture #4
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These include a large sinus cavity; a receding hairline, neck tattoos; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; jutting gallows chin; dark, sunken eyes and of course wearing clothes with a nylon shimmer.
The examination today consists of FOUR mugshots. Three are guilty of a crime, the fourth is an innocent. The crimes our subjects have been found guilty of are:
ARMED ROBBER
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STABBING MANDEM UP
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Good morning gentlemen and thank you for attending. Today's lecture is about the physical indicators of criminality. Modern trendy analysts dictate there is no way to spot a criminal just by the way they look. This New course focusing on Criminal Anthropology is turning that thinking on its head. Latest research has thrown up some undeniable indicators of criminality.
These include a large sinus cavity; a receding hairline, neck tattoos; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; jutting gallows chin; dark, sunken eyes and of course wearing clothes with a nylon shimmer.
The examination today consists of FOUR mugshots. Three are guilty of a crime, the fourth is an innocent. The crimes our subjects have been found guilty of are:
ARMED ROBBER
KNICKER THIEF
STABBING MANDEM UP
Good luck, now please turn your question paper over...
WHAT'S MY CRIME?
CAIN
?
DEAN
?
GERAINT
?
PATSY
?
CAIN
?
DEAN
?
GERAINT
?
PATSY
?
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mtu mwendawazimu
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Cain - armed robber. Works in construction - knows the ins and outs of buildings.
Dean - Stabber. Unstable as seen by his goofy, lopsided walk.
Geraint - knicker their. Perverted as seen by.. his fucking face.
Patsy - innocent. Retired. Just looks hard but is a real softy.
Dean - Stabber. Unstable as seen by his goofy, lopsided walk.
Geraint - knicker their. Perverted as seen by.. his fucking face.
Patsy - innocent. Retired. Just looks hard but is a real softy.
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I'm going with:
Cain: armed robber, yes indeed. pretty advanced too, he checks out the lay of the land while contracted for construction work
Dean: Stabber, for sure
Geraint: Stole the knickers off of several young boys. Which was the least of said crimes.
Patsy: Also an armed robber. Sadly, he can't admit his age, and tried to stick up a gas station, but he moved too slowly and the clerk single-handedly stopped him, and held him with one arm while he called the cops.
Cain: armed robber, yes indeed. pretty advanced too, he checks out the lay of the land while contracted for construction work
Dean: Stabber, for sure
Geraint: Stole the knickers off of several young boys. Which was the least of said crimes.
Patsy: Also an armed robber. Sadly, he can't admit his age, and tried to stick up a gas station, but he moved too slowly and the clerk single-handedly stopped him, and held him with one arm while he called the cops.
mal3volent
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Cain is the knicker thief...hairline
Patsy is armed robber...big nose
geraint ...dark eyes, jacket...stabber
Dean, innocent just a harmless douchebag
Patsy is armed robber...big nose
geraint ...dark eyes, jacket...stabber
Dean, innocent just a harmless douchebag
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Hairline. 'nuff said. LOL
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LECTURE#4
IN
CRIMINAL ANTHROPOLOGY
Good morning gentlemen and thank you for attending. Today's lecture is about the physical indicators of criminality. Modern trendy analysts dictate there is no way to spot a criminal just by the way they look. This New course focusing on Criminal Anthropology is turning that thinking on its head. Latest research has thrown up some undeniable indicators of criminality.
These include a large sinus cavity; a receding hairline, neck tattoos; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; jutting gallows chin; dark, sunken eyes and of course wearing clothes with a nylon shimmer.
The examination today consists of FOUR mugshots. Three are guilty of a crime, the fourth is an innocent. The crimes our subjects have been found guilty of are:
ARMED ROBBER
KNICKER THIEF
STABBING MANDEM UP
Good luck, now please turn your question paper over...
WHAT'S MY CRIME?
CAIN
?
DEAN
?
GERAINT
?
PATSY
?
Good Luck!
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cain is the innocent.
dean is an armed robber
geraint is the thief
patsy is the stabber.
mtu mwendawazimu
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Welcome to class, WG and CH.
Got stoned and missed the first 3 lectures. SMH.
Both of you think Patsy is the stabber, eh? Classic rookie move.
Got stoned and missed the first 3 lectures. SMH.
Both of you think Patsy is the stabber, eh? Classic rookie move.
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Prison University Lecture #5
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Good afternoon gentlemen and thank you for attending. Glad to see some new faces here, Mr. Heroin and Mr. G4ng, I hope you'll stick around, and thank you to Mr. 00 for making them feel at home.
By now you should all be proficient in spotting criminals by the way they look - a prolongation of the coccyx, it will usually be very hairy; the drooling vacant visage; the long arms; the weak chin and so forth. However, for Criminal Anthropologists, female criminals pose a particular problem.
The typical female criminal will have smooth skin, attractive eyes, a cupid bow mouth, even teeth, long healthy hair and a strong sex drive. In the past many a student of Criminal Anthropology has been taken in and completely fooled by these dangerous female psychopaths, a woman who hid her true nature from her victim until IT WAS TOO FUCKING LATE.
Doubtless in the future many more INNOCENTS will be duped by these HELLIONS.
For myself, I've never met a decent girl. I've lost count of how many there have been, but they all crawled and they all wanted the same thing. I don't care who she is or where she's from - show me a woman and I'll show you a tramp.
Doubtless all of you here have at least known of such a female? I can see most of you have!
To work!
The examination today consists of FOUR mugshots. Three are guilty of a crime, the fourth is an innocent. The crimes our subjects have been found guilty of are:
PEDO NONCE
FRAUD
FRAMED EX PARTNER FOR MURDER
Good luck, now please turn your question paper over:
Good Luck!
Maximize your
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Good afternoon gentlemen and thank you for attending. Glad to see some new faces here, Mr. Heroin and Mr. G4ng, I hope you'll stick around, and thank you to Mr. 00 for making them feel at home.
By now you should all be proficient in spotting criminals by the way they look - a prolongation of the coccyx, it will usually be very hairy; the drooling vacant visage; the long arms; the weak chin and so forth. However, for Criminal Anthropologists, female criminals pose a particular problem.
The typical female criminal will have smooth skin, attractive eyes, a cupid bow mouth, even teeth, long healthy hair and a strong sex drive. In the past many a student of Criminal Anthropology has been taken in and completely fooled by these dangerous female psychopaths, a woman who hid her true nature from her victim until IT WAS TOO FUCKING LATE.
Doubtless in the future many more INNOCENTS will be duped by these HELLIONS.
For myself, I've never met a decent girl. I've lost count of how many there have been, but they all crawled and they all wanted the same thing. I don't care who she is or where she's from - show me a woman and I'll show you a tramp.
Doubtless all of you here have at least known of such a female? I can see most of you have!
To work!
The examination today consists of FOUR mugshots. Three are guilty of a crime, the fourth is an innocent. The crimes our subjects have been found guilty of are:
PEDO NONCE
FRAUD
FRAMED EX PARTNER FOR MURDER
Good luck, now please turn your question paper over:
WHAT'S MY CRIME?
JESSICA
?
AMY
?
EMILY
?
STEFFI
?
JESSICA
?
AMY
?
EMILY
?
STEFFI
?
Good Luck!
Maximize your
RESPECT
And yes, you'll be the intellectual dog
PRISON UNIVERSITY
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mtu mwendawazimu
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First off, check out these smoke shows..
Jessica - Pedo. Dead eyes; dead smile.
Amy - fraud. Uses hair flip to seduce business men.
Emily - framed ex. Too much eye liner indicates sketchy past and unstable future.
Steffi - framed ex. Looking for bigger and better fish, while leaving a Wake of destruction.
Jessica - Pedo. Dead eyes; dead smile.
Amy - fraud. Uses hair flip to seduce business men.
Emily - framed ex. Too much eye liner indicates sketchy past and unstable future.
Steffi - framed ex. Looking for bigger and better fish, while leaving a Wake of destruction.
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Wait there's another one, and no scoring system? I already knew I was a loser. Now I'm disappointed in having no relativism validate my losership.