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Btw i have spoken to FUBAR. He is fine. Not sure why we have not seen him around here but i am sure he will show up sooner or later.

Probably trying to climb his way out of all that fishnet outfit, as posted earlier 8(

Such a perv %)
 
There's a blackbird outside my window on a telegraph pole loudly singing his wee sexed up heart out looking for love. My 2 cats are sitting side by side on the windowsill staring with murder in their eyes, chirping with frustration.

Love nature. In all it's bitchiness and horror.
 
The circle of life.

Apparently we have Donovan to thank for McCartney learning how to fingerpick an acoustic and coming up with Blackbird. Thank you Donovan.

Hi K! hope you're well

ps: everyone on here is a perv,

except Raas, he's saintly as fuck.
 
Good morning Fug.

Gosh we seen Donovan at the pavilion in Glasgow recently. He sat Buddha like with pride on a cushion and played beautifully without mentioning his Beatles connection. I wanted to see him live before he died....is that bad of me?


Raas is a special case - totally.

Fug, I'm not sure of your old username but you've mentioned evad, so I feel like I should know you. Still miss that man x
 
Hiya Kate!

I'm school shopping. Need to do some distance learning for workplace tickets and certs.

According to my mentor I'm over skilled but under qualified, and I will need some papers for my next 5 year plan to work.

There are a lot of worthless academies and colleges out there. . .
 
Hiya Kate!

I'm school shopping. Need to do some distance learning for workplace tickets and certs.

According to my mentor I'm over skilled but under qualified, and I will need some papers for my next 5 year plan to work.

There are a lot of worthless academies and colleges out there. . .

You can get "degrees" complete with transcripts pretty cheap in Thailand. I know a few people that got them so they could teach there. They look legit too but obviously if they go to the trouble of contacting the university your number will be up. I doubt many countries in SEA check with the uni's though :)
 
Hiya Kate!

I'm school shopping. Need to do some distance learning for workplace tickets and certs.

According to my mentor I'm over skilled but under qualified, and I will need some papers for my next 5 year plan to work.

There are a lot of worthless academies and colleges out there. . .

Hey you <3

Thought the school shopping was about the kids there. Gee your boy must be what 5!?!

Don't scrimp on it. Honestly, it's worth doing even if you've left it this late in life. Lol, no offence meant :D. It'll be easy for you, don't stress about it. But get a worthwhile recognised qualification from a decent place. Think of UK based places, they're internationally recognised. If work's going to pay for it, why not go for a good one?

You might actually like it ;) It'll be no problem for you when you get into it. Just keep toking and get plenty of time at home to study.

Must tell Felix how you're getting on. We're off to that festival this summer you got thrown out off! Gee...I'm so not diplomatic =D

Hope the family is doing well. You look after yourself - no malaria this year ok <3
 
I have an ear ache and I could quite easily punch a bitch to make this pain go away.


Shit, I forgot I have DHC.
 
I smell a burning smell coming from my pc. Better shut it down i think and switch to the phone.
 
You can get "degrees" complete with transcripts pretty cheap in Thailand. I know a few people that got them so they could teach there. They look legit too but obviously if they go to the trouble of contacting the university your number will be up. I doubt many countries in SEA check with the uni's though :)

I don't need any qualifications here, my name is good enough.

In the future I will likely be looking at mining or oil and gas contract work in remote areas as a means to an end ( basically 5x my current salary) so need real and relevant tickets/diplomas.


Thanks Kate, yeah, I enjoy my work and a bit of study never killed me. Say hello to Felix. My eldest will be 5 this year8o his school is pricey too, hence the need for dad to earn some more sponds!
 
I smell a burning smell coming from my pc. Better shut it down i think and switch to the phone.

FUBAR skin eh? Rancid smell, definetly shut the pc down and scrape the remains off tomorrow. Eh does tomorrow mean Monday for you? OOpps sorry... X
 
120 mg works damn fast with my metabolism. I'm not complaining infact, pain, what pain?
 
I don't need any qualifications here, my name is good enough.

In the future I will likely be looking at mining or oil and gas contract work in remote areas as a means to an end ( basically 5x my current salary) so need real and relevant tickets/diplomas.


Thanks Kate, yeah, I enjoy my work and a bit of study never killed me. Say hello to Felix. My eldest will be 5 this year8o his school is pricey too, hence the need for dad to earn some more sponds!

I wouldn't say I'm very bright but I have a lot of qualifications and it's enabled me to be paid well in interesting jobs. It's definitely worth it. I get bored easily, so this is a good thing.

Dad will have no problem moving up the salary ladder I'm sure!

Felix always speaks highly of you, he'll be chuffed to hear you are doing well, and family. The mention of oil and gas out there may interest him - we've always fancied selling up and moving to asia. Do you think that's mad?
 
FUBAR skin eh? Rancid smell, definetly shut the pc down and scrape the remains off tomorrow. Eh does tomorrow mean Monday for you? OOpps sorry... X
Oh no...dont tell me he's in there. He'd do anything to get hold of my porn collection though so it makes sense.

Yes tomorrow is Monday. And i feel a cold coming on too. Just that start of a sore throat. My mum has been fighting one all week so i kind of expected it to rear its ugly head. Blughhh.
 
120 mg works damn fast with my metabolism. I'm not complaining infact, pain, what pain?

Ear ache is awful you poor thing. Do you have an infection?

Thank the meds in the meantime eh
 
I wouldn't say I'm very bright but I have a lot of qualifications and it's enabled me to be paid well in interesting jobs. It's definitely worth it. I get bored easily, so this is a good thing.

Dad will have no problem moving up the salary ladder I'm sure!

Felix always speaks highly of you, he'll be chuffed to hear you are doing well, and family. The mention of oil and gas out there may interest him - we've always fancied selling up and moving to asia. Do you think that's mad?
I agree. Qualifications lead to good things and are well worth pursuing. As for moving to Asia i will be definitely doing that when my mum passes on. I dont think that will be for quite a while but i will end up in Thailand i am pretty sure. If i get my PHD i can teach nursing students over there. A friend of mine already does that. Thats the long term goal. I wouldn't sell my house here though. I would rent it out. The rent itself would be quite a good income in Thailand.
 
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~Sprout


It's ok. FUBAR is on his way home..we can all rest easy.

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Look, I was just having a bad hair day, that's all. Also, I'm not really that fat - it's actually an analy inserted Hannibal Lecter, with whom I was sharing a room in the high security wing of 'Nutterz'R'uz' having had my Frosty Jack's spiked by Consumer....

(And if I find out who took that photo I'm gonna sic the cunt! I reckon it was that BigG...)
 
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Yes tomorrow is Monday. And i feel a cold coming on too. Just that start of a sore throat. My mum has been fighting one all week so i kind of expected it to rear its ugly head. Blughhh.

Gee for some daft reason I don't think of you folks in warm countries getting colds. Silly I know. Do you smoke Consumer?

Colds are shit :( Bless you x


Well I've heard the whole bird orchestra this morning. There's been collard doves, pigeons, magpies, blue tits, starlings, blackbirds, oyster catchers piping, robins (no red breasts in summer) and various other tweetings n' horny bird songs. I blame it on the trees! But all of a sudden they've quietened. Several church bells start at ten onwards :! Sunday is noisy here.

It's been glorious weather on the west coast for weeks and looks like another warm day ahead. I'm doing a mum Sunday dinner for sons + gf's, so I should get some sleep soon, though I've prepared most of it already... man is snoring away, oblivious n' happy :D

Starting to feel my joints complaining about the dancing I indulged in last night. Was so much fun, fab bands %)



EADD should I risk making a pavlova or just go for strawberries and cream?
 
Gee for some daft reason I don't think of you folks in warm countries getting colds. Silly I know. Do you smoke Consumer?

Colds are shit :( Bless you x


Well I've heard the whole bird orchestra this morning. There's been collard doves, pigeons, magpies, blue tits, starlings, blackbirds, oyster catchers piping, robins (no red breasts in summer) and various other tweetings n' horny bird songs. I blame it on the trees! But all of a sudden they've quietened. Several church bells start at ten onwards :! Sunday is noisy here.

It's been glorious weather on the west coast for weeks and looks like another warm day ahead. I'm doing a mum Sunday dinner for sons + gf's, so I should get some sleep soon, though I've prepared most of it already... man is snoring away, oblivious n' happy :D

Starting to feel my joints complaining about the dancing I indulged in last night. Was so much fun, fab bands %)



EADD should I risk making a pavlova or just go for strawberries and cream?
Well i had given up for about 6 years but started again about 4 or 5 months ago..dont know why. Stress i guess. Got to get off the fuckers. I dont really enjoy them and i know how fucked on the human body they are. Weird how many nurses smoke. We know better and still do it.
 
Look, I was just having a bad hair day, that's all. Also, I'm not really that fat - it's actually an analy inserted Hannibal Lecter, with whom I was sharing a room in the high security wing of 'Nutterz'R'uz' having had my Frosty Jack's spiked by Consumer....

(And if I find out who took that photo I'm gonna sic the cunt! I reckon it was that BigG...)
Bout time you showed up..
 
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