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Gibberings CCIXV2 - And Now For Something Completely Different

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Midget Minge and Dwarf Dick sound like names of a couple of cute size porn stars! Or are they? :sus: FUBAR had this one already scouted me thinks...;)

Aye, famous for group sessions with their rather better endowed contemporaries, Gargantuan Gonads and Titanic Titties...
 
Just a reminder that this still applies. Evey is taking a month off. This is the beginning and end of that discussion.

Now, who's up for the midget pr0n? I'm considering making this a poll...
I have a spare copy of The Seven Dwarfs Watermelon Anal Adventures i can donate to the cause..
 
I have a spare copy of The Seven Dwarfs Watermelon Anal Adventures i can donate to the cause..

So that's where it went - you fucker! That was an extremely rare 'ring' bound first edition - only very slightly soiled (Snow White's face is a bit smudged on some pages) - that would have gone down in the anals of history had it not been mysteriously evacuated from the bowels of my Lair.
Curse you Consumer - everything's gone to shit since you appeared... ;)
 
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^ lol.

I've drank a bottle of wine tonight. I drank the whole thing within 2 minutes. It hasn't kicked in yet so I'll be sober for the next 10 minutes.




is it dangerous to do that? I only do it occasionally...
 
Hellooo, Is there anybody there - ere -ere?

(Tumbleweeds roll by....)



Echo - echo - echo...


Great, I'm on my own. Think I'll put my pants on my head and sing God Save The Queen (sex pistols' version) whilst masturbating furiously over Shammy's midget clown bukkake + scat pr0n.







(Fap, fap, fap, fap,)

Fuck! I've broke it again...



Edit: Shit, didn't realise Raas was there. Let's hope his wine kicks in pronto and he passes out. Then I can have some fun ;)
 
^ lol.

I've drank a bottle of wine tonight. I drank the whole thing within 2 minutes. It hasn't kicked in yet so I'll be sober for the next 10 minutes.




is it dangerous to do that? I only do it occasionally...

Not dangerous for raving alcofrolics like me & thee I shouldn't imagine Raas, but not advisable for shandy drinking southern Jessies...
 
Meh, it's not worked anyway.

Concern was for the liver or stomach. Wine is meant to be sipped, so you have to wonder if glugging down high percentage alcohol is all that good for the system. Good way to get high though, feels like a real drug when it kicks in.
 
I prefer strong beer to wine...ales between 6.5 and 12 percent..good shit
 
I'm all for a can of spec', but too many chemicals, man. Unless I'm in a filthy mood, I'll stick to the wine.

Locally brewed Ale is a bit different. Stuff usually knocks me out and kicks in the next day
 
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No drugs last weekend except for booze and a few valium. Unfortunately now the diazepam bottle is empty and i will have to wait till next week for another script. Luckily i am not a heavy user so that should not present any problems until i get some more prescribed. I do have an abundance of oxys both er and ir but i think i will just save those for when my back is giving me the shits...so wine it is. A bottle of SC Pannel Adelaide Hills Nebbiolo is tonights choice. Life is too short to drink shit wine. Quality over quantity is the only way to go. Luckily i have an extensive collection from my time in the wine industry and get mates rates at my favorite vineyards so i never have to drink rubbish. Only problem with good wine its way to easy to open a second bottle..
 
Quality over quantity indeed. Loved the Oz wines IN Oz. Spent a very pleasant week in the Hunter valley (extended due to forest fires in the blue mountains) some years ago.

What is amazing is the cost now for decent Oz Shiraz. There is Shiraz and then there is actually Shiraz (likened to Coke and actually Coke).

We get a lot of your crap in the UK now. The stuff they pump into big bags in shipping containers and then bottle here. Horrible headache in a bottle stuff. I have to pay upwards of £ 30 these days to get anywhere close to a proper one, which I don't because we do have much better bang for your buck with the EU producers. Rarely do I even bother with OZ wines because I know full well you keep the good stuff to yourselves.

Noticed on my trips your way prices have gradually increased dramatically too, nowhere near UK but looks like the Chinese effect has had impact on you too.

I still shudder when I think of watching a group of Chinese businessmen in Shezhen restrauant opening a bottle of Penfold block 42 and then mixing it with 7 UP / sprite. It was about £600 a bottle totally clueless but they do love their status symbols. However they will without doubt be partly responsible for destroying the industry by greed and over production and or pushing prices beyond the reaches of us mere mortals. Alas wine production is finite. Some vineyards in France are actually preparing to change grapes in certain areas due to global warming!!

Don't know if you get much NZ stuff but if you like your whites dry and full of fruit and flavour then you can't go wrong with a Chardonnay Greywacke. Same guy that developed cloudy bay and half the price but just as good if not better. Alas it could be short lived as Emirates finally realised how good it is for the money and put it in their business menu. All good things as they say.
 
Finally caved in and agreed to go back to work tomorrow......... What have l done ?
 
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Afternoon EADD

bit rattley this morning, caught me by surprise so had to do the pilgrimage to the pharmacy and now feeling the benefit of said mission.

Thinking maintenance is the next step, got my meeting on weds at noon for the usual induction/pisstest etc, after fighting against seeking help for so long I just want the stability that comes with bupe/done for a little while to find my feet and get my act together, Planning on moving in with my gf soon and can't be getting sneaky packages delivered etc, She knows the full story and is sticking by me supporting all the way, which is fucking awesome and not expected at all,

So come next week I will be saying goodbye to my tinfoil romance and getting acquainted with the green juice or bupe (depends which they give me)
 
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