BLers in a relationship, what are you getting your special someone?

[Mr.Hankey]

electrical thermometer and a broom stick
true story
true romance

 

[herbavore]

I always buy him the darkest chocolate I can find, preferably with habanero chili adentro.

 

[Mr.Hankey]

chili chocolate is the only chocolate there should ever exist

I'm getting her a massager thingy. And perhaps a new trimmer (the jungle has grown very very dense).

 

[Speed King]

Drugs banned by Nixon

 

[Shambles]

A surprise ramrod to the butthole whilst she sleeps...



Or possibly a coffepot.

Probably the latter.

Definitely the latter.

Although she yet sleeps...

so...



*cracks open the morning bean juice maker*

 

[Xorkoth]

The dickens

As my good buddy in high school used to call the 'ol bratwurst.

Actually I purchased her a neck warmer/tension thing and some earrings.

 

[Speed King]

ALD 52 and related, fungus, a high def 4K camera, Some rc benzos....

 

[Xorkoth]

Damn you're all about showering the gifts huh? Makin' it rain.