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BLers in a relationship, what are you getting your special someone?

Bomboclat

Bomboclat

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Because I have no idea and I'm not a good boyfriend. Seriously, help me out, what are you getting your partners?
 
uh tell me about it

i'm gonna make up for my not-that-brilliant gift by playing dumb and making her believe i'm not gonna get her anything at all, then boom surprise
 
^
shit why don't i ever think of that.

I'm considering robbing somebody of their jewelry by now. This whole x-mas thing is making me feel lousy.
 
Hmm.
An electric (alarm) clock and/or electric blanket.
Gotta be electric. Cause it's 2000 something this year.
 
got him the new apple tv and this egg pan he talked about for ages. probably a book about something.
 
Damn y'all have some good gift ideas.
The thing with my bf is that he doesn't want anything. He's also trying to not drink as much so he doesn't want me to get him anything booze related.

Fuck.
 
Gimme some pulling tips, fucktards.
I like both men and women and yet am single/inherently unlovable.

<3
 
Bomboclat said:
Damn y'all have some good gift ideas.
The thing with my bf is that he doesn't want anything. He's also trying to not drink as much so he doesn't want me to get him anything booze related.

Fuck.
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Surely you can think of something he might need. If all else fails, think practical. Works for me.
 
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practical eh?

NSFW:
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I like how just the bellend is censored, as though you can't guess what's under it.
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a glans, suck it"
 
I just recently saw some porn where some trademark was blurred but everything else was visible ofc.
Kinda funny.
Lifted my xmas spirit up (among other things).
 
SluttyPeach said:
Surely you can think of something he might need. If all else fails, think practical. Works for me.
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He needs a new nose hair trimmer, but where is the romance in that?
For our first anniversary I got him a handkerchiefs with his initials engraved on 'em. I CAN NEVER TOP THAT. Even his mom said so :(

He was telling me about gift ideas he had, house slippers, new kitchen knives, all this shit that is really smart but I would have never thought of.

He's going to end up getting a pack of gum with a piece already taken.
 
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