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Anyone thinking about New Years Resolutions?

Im going to lose weight.
Im getting a job.
Going to try and stop smoking.
 
Stop smoking Cigarettes and get my lazy self back in shape. Fuck this hacking up shit that would make a doctor sick shit every morning all because i spend a fortune on a drug that literally does nothing but slowly kill you.
 
I've never done any new years resolutions.
I might have some targets in my life, but they don't vanish/begin annually.
First of January is just another number (for me).
 
^
naww the twisted fuck would probably only enjoy it.

unless you mean restricting his bluelight acces time.
 
Now that might be just the punishment that lil piece of shit is getting from me.
Let's see him suffer.
Happy holidays, Mr.Hankey...
 
Last year I made the decision to smoke more cigarettes (from 0 to 60 per week). Gain weight (from 200-240 American pounds). Drink more booze (uncountable really). Smoke less weed. Work out less and generally be a larger asshole to the public and internet at will.

I accomplished all if these things and this year will see how easy it is to reverse them.

Probably not the asshole part though.

Cheers and happy holidays.
 
Wow, this could be a dangerous thread. Write your aspirations down one year and have 'em come smack you in the face next year? At least we should be able to hide our failures way back in an archive somewhere.=D
 
I'm thinking about Mel.
And Farslide.
Fighting aerodynamically while on herophetamine.
 
Do more drugd

Fuck everything else up

Sexually harass Alasdairm

Waste more time doing fuck all instead of just talking about doing fuck all

Relax more
 
I'm going to start spinning and swimming on a regular.

...not sure if miller time will get in the way.

The plan is to replace one with the other.
 
I'm gonna keep going to the gym as I've done for the past 2 months (get swole)
I'm gonna start meditating everyday instead of when I feel like it
I'm gonna perfect my diet
I'm gonna learn polish
I'm gonna stop using opioids almost completely (not hard since I moved to Poland and the only thing readily available to me is OTC codeine really, which sucks dick)
 
work harder in school/make connections
get a job/save up money- visit Europe
take more pictures
quit cigs
read more
improve/focus on my physical and mental health

good luck to you all and have a happy new year!:)
 
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