naughty or nice?

[Shambles]

I like to think of myself as 'naughty but nice'.

Everyone else thinks I'm a cunt...

Well you would think that. Being a cunt. Ya cunt

As for Santa, definite paedo! Why else would he creep into kids' rooms and leave them presents? If that's not blatant grooming, I don't know what is!

I just feel sorry for those poor elves - and the reindeer...

Much like MJ, fans seem to be eminently capable of overlooking this extremely salient point. Suspect it's summat to do with shiny baubles, expensive participant ribbons and, most importantly, collective guilt overriding basic common sense and revulsion.



#ElfButtsMatter