Buy a BLer a festivus present?

MUSHET · Dec 9, 2015

Some powdered snow also known as... cocaine...

If you wanna hang out, you gotta take her out. COCAINE.

Jeanpauldash · Dec 9, 2018

Some false eyelashes

MissFire · Dec 9, 2018

A virtual massage

Speed King · Dec 9, 2018

A massage chair

Xorkoth · Dec 9, 2018

A massager for their chair. Chairs need love too.

Help?!?! · Dec 10, 2018

2c-EF and DOEF for a dope es Fack Christmas.

Also suprises sax after it takes effect.

Xorkoth · Dec 10, 2018

That would make for a dope as fuck Christmas. Let's get the same present for each other!

Help?!?! · Dec 11, 2018

Xorkoth said:
That would make for a dope as fuck Christmas. Let's get the same present for each other!

Best idea everrrrr except I forgetted the pure MXE and 3-MeO-PCPr. Now das a dope fuckin Christmas! Yeahhhhhhh!

Tubbs · Dec 11, 2018

This random ass anthrax bear sitting outside my work.

mtu mwendawazimu · Dec 12, 2018

I wanna buy bptubbs a pound of meth and a conscience.

Just kidding you have one.

Please don't report.

Speed King · Dec 14, 2018

a faster computer for madness00

mtu mwendawazimu · Dec 14, 2018

Thank you

people who owe me money season 1-10 for Speed King:

Speed King · Dec 14, 2018

For madnes00 and whoever likes robot babes built to serve like waitreseses, America !!!

Hope Fiend · Dec 17, 2018

Nerf guns and a fishing rod for my boy!

Ketamania · Dec 22, 2018

Captain.Heroin · Dec 23, 2018

for mal

NSFW:

for zephyr

NSFW:

cduggles · Dec 23, 2018

Atm, I would like to be known as csnuggles or csnuggly here. Sigh.

invegauser · Dec 23, 2018

i am starting a petition to get cduggles a name change for the festivus forum.

:D for csnuggly

%) for csnuggles

my vote: %)

cduggles · Dec 23, 2018

Thanks invegauser! I'm just hoping for an EMG and a cool Festivus handle.

A girl can dream...

invegauser · Dec 23, 2018

your welcome csnuggles

point me in the direction of who i have to pin down to get you an EMG