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Tell a shit joke

I loled far too much at that.

What do you call a polar bear with no ears?





Anything you want.
 
Why was the little boy crying?

Because there was a frog stapled to his face.
 
=D

Whats blue and white and sits in your kitchen?



A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
 
what do you call a man with no no shins, no thighs and no stomach


tony hancock



sorry.
 
All those were really good jokes :)

Here's a shit joke:

Where does a sheep go for a drink?






















The Baaa
 
Stolen from lasts nights HIGNFY...

A nurse pulls a rectal thermometer from her pocket and says "some arsehole's got my pen!"
 
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?




Because he was a fungi.
 
What did Humpty Dumpty say before he fell off the wall?






Don't push me!
 
What dose the ginger person usually miss at the party?





The invitation.
 
A dog walks into a telegraph office cos he wants to send a telegram, gives the telegraphist the address of his half brother, and sends the message; "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!"
The telegraphist says, "mate thats 8x woof, we actually have a special this week, ten words for the price of eight, shall I chuck in a couple more woofs, no charge?"






The dog just looked at him and said, " yea, but then it wouldn't make any sense."
 
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