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Tell a shit joke

A couple meet at a bar, start slow grinding on the dance floor and the guy leans in close and whispers "I want to take you home and do something filthy"

Being up for it the women agrees and once home the man strips her naked and tells her to perform a headstand in the corner of the lounge room. After about 5 minutes her neck starts to get tired and she shouts out, " I thought you wanted to do something filthy?"

The man replies, "I do, I just shat in your handbag"
 
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"What are you doing" he asks

"Warming up your dinner"
 
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?



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Who's there


Someone


Someone who


Someone knocking at the door
 
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