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Can you spoil an entire movie in 25 words or less?

Neo actually IS the one, and Agent Smith kills him but he comes back to life and fucks shit up majorly, utilizing his arsenal of cool CGI.
Okay, that one was 27 words...so sue me. ;)
 
Trevor Brooks thinks he's dreaming, but he's actually dead.
 
A boy loses his arm, his friend goes to jail, his girlfriend does ass-to-ass, and his mom is institutionalized because of nasty drugs.
 
Dorothy thinks she is blown to another land by a tornado, but its all a head-injury induced hallucination.
 
Dirk Diggler blows his career as a porn star by doing too much coke, and crawls back to Burt Reynolds after he almost gets shot.
 
Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, she fights her way to the castle beyond the Goblin City to bring back the child he has stolen.
25. :)
 
/me runs out on the field and cheers
*Go Radar, Go Radar* You have 4 points, woohoo!
/me runs to the opposite side and cheers again
*Go Foxy Go Foxy* You are winning with 10 points! Yay!
/me runs back into the sidelines and does ditzy cheerleader high kicks :D
 
"James Bond superspy saves the world, shags two women, keeps one for the end, defeats the boss, and finally kills the henchman".
Okay that spoils 28 films. Beat that.
 
Ripley and the cat live. The alien gets blow out an airlock.
Ripley, the girl, the robot and the marine get away. The aliens get blown up.
Ripley's been carrying the queen alien the whole time. She jumps into a smelter.
Dennis Weaver tricks the trucker into driving off a cliff.
Quinn dies, and Roy Shieder blows up the shark with an oxygen tank.
Whenever the brainwashed guy sees a certain playing card, he'll do whatever anyone says. He ends up shooting his parents instead of the canidate.
It's Earth.
Norman's mother is dead. He's a transvestite.
The killer kills Brad Pitt's wife, Brad Pitt shoots him.
Renton takes the money from the drug deal and runs.
[ 15 May 2002: Message edited by: *CrystalMeth Bunny* ]
 
The sister killed herself because the dad raped her and her brother when they were kids.
Everyone has deep emotional issues.
Harry is a fucking nutter and a homicidal maniac, he also helps the main guy's career.
[ 15 May 2002: Message edited by: Setarcos ]
 
Telly unknowingly has HIV and likes to fuck underage virgins. He infects Jennie. Casper rapes Jennie while she is passed out on the couch.
 
Originally posted by Neural_Shock:
"James Bond superspy saves the world, shags two women, keeps one for the end, defeats the boss, and finally kills the henchman".
Okay that spoils 28 films. Beat that.

ok, name all 28 films where bond kills the supervillan. i admit to not having watched any that came after never say never again (timothy dalton was bad enough, but pierce brosnan? did any of these people read the books? bond isn't smarmy), but i really don't remember bond killing the villian (or for that matter, the main henchmen) in many of them at all.
 
Boring security worker has hidden superhero powers, discovered by crippled comic art dealer who is secretly a mass murderer.
 
Originally posted by michael:

ok, name all 28 films where bond kills the supervillan. i admit to not having watched any that came after never say never again (timothy dalton was bad enough, but pierce brosnan? did any of these people read the books? bond isn't smarmy), but i really don't remember bond killing the villian (or for that matter, the main henchmen) in many of them at all.

I said defeat, not kill. And a henchman almost always dies. Relax.
 
Jake and Elwood put the band back together, play a gig to save the ophanage, and wind up in jail after a wild car chase.
Biff loses his ambition when he realizes his father is an adultrous phony; Willy commits suicide so the family can get the insurance money.
 
Keanu Reeves tampers with the security camera and gets the people off the bus. The bad guy gets decapitated.
The black guy survives, but is shot by zombie hunters.
Guy Pierce helped his wife commit suicide, but doesn't remember it that way. He created a puzzle he'll never solve.
Pecker gets his life back, Christina Ricci discovers art, the Virgin Mary statue actually talks.
Indy closes his eyes, all the Nazis melt.
Indy, the lounge singer, and the 10 year old Chinese kid all live.
Ralph Macchio wins the Karate tournament, but then realize he's doomed to obscurity and 80's nostalgia; commits suicide.
Jack's wife and kid escape. He freezes to death. At the end, he shows up in an old photo at the hotel.
Carrie kills everyone at the prom. Her mother goes apeshit and tries to kill her, she ends up destroying the house - with herself in it.
Benjamin and whats-her-name ditch the wedding, get on a bus, and realize they don't know what they're going to do next.
Alex becomes evil again.
 
donnie darko has a vision of his future, and dies in order to save his family and girlfriend.
 
jack nicholson freezes to death in a massive hedge maze
Tom Cruise realizes that he killed himself in order to live life in a lucid dream, then wakes up when he realizes that he's dreaming.
All 5 kids realize after a Saturday detention that even though they run in different groups they are all the same.
Helen hunt survives the twister that killed her father, while gaining invaluable knowledge about twisters.
batman and robin suck a big-ass cock.
 
Captain America and Billy ride their motorcycles to New Orleans for Mardi Gras; afterwards rednecks brutally gun them down in cold blood.
 
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