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You Might Be A Junkie If... v. Oops, I nodded with the needle still in.

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ooh ooh first one in.
Since I already responded to this one ill keep it short. U might be a junky if...
Ur being evicted but u still use your money for the new place on dope even though it means u might be out on the streets... and many more
 
When you're out of dope completely, you cut open the straws that you used to snort the dope and scrape the fuck out of them for almost an hour. I do this every single time and I always just end up with one small line that doesn't do shit but satisfy a weird craving.

Also, when I walk into my mom's room I smell her makeup/perfume and immediately have a flashback to the smell/taste of heroin. Then you keep walking in there all day for no reason other then to smell that shit and crave dope.
 
you collect your old cottons to "wash" them even though you know its light years away from any kind of HR.
 
You Might Be A Junkie If: You'd rather get off on dope than fuck a hot, available, woman.
 
You Might Be A Junkie If: You'd rather get off on dope than fuck a hot, available, woman.

That one's sad but true! The old adage applies, when you get serious with dope, it's your wife, gf, security blanket and sometimes, job. DAMN, that is depressing!
 
That one's sad but true! The old adage applies, when you get serious with dope, it's your wife, gf, security blanket and sometimes, job. DAMN, that is depressing!
Yeah man. That's how it goes. Opiate addiction trumps the need to pro-create. Which is a pretty fucking deep-bred need. Something to think about.
 
You might be a junkie if your sitting in a holding cell in ripped up pants talking to urself about messed up shit. And with bags on your feet cuz u dont have any shoes
 
I'd take $10,000 worth of dope over a $1,000,000 escort session anytime.
 
you might be a junkie if you haven't had an erection for 10 years
 
... if your friends are comparing prices of food and clothes in your state and Italy (or any other state),
and all you can think of is "damn ... gram of heroin here is xxx euros, and it's only xxx in Italy".
 
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If you can't even brush your teeth left-handed, but damn if you can't hit a vein perfectly going lefty.
 
If you can't even brush your teeth left-handed, but damn if you can't hit a vein perfectly going lefty.
being able to use both hands has its perks :D though I always hit my right arm as I had a funny nerve cluster near the crook of my left arm. hooray for tracks from not rotating sites!
 
I'd take $10,000 worth of dope over a $1,000,000 escort session anytime.

I hear ya, but is a 1,000,000 dollar escort session even possible.....I mean thats a thousand thousand dollar whores or 2000 five hundred dollar whores....maybe 5 thousand dollar whores in the course of a night on coke or meth but 1,000,000....damn! God bless you!
 
I hear ya, but is a 1,000,000 dollar escort session even possible.....I mean thats a thousand thousand dollar whores or 2000 five hundred dollar whores....maybe 5 thousand dollar whores in the course of a night on coke or meth but 1,000,000....damn! God bless you!
basically it would be a very long session, more or less a temporary move in fuck buddy of your choosing. a very long term temp fuck buddy.
 
No question about it, I'd choose the $10,000 of the opiate(s) of my choice over $1,000,000 worth of services of the worlds finest whores.
 
you might be a junkie if you have shitty emotional regulation aside from getting fucked all the time.
 
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